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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

https://twitter.com/99CONFESSlONS/status/1560054831326314496

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

bitmap posted:

my 2yo daughter was sitting on the couch while I was watching this on my laptop and when it cut to the 9/11 footage she gleefully yelled "airplane!" and laughed hysterically lol

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

blatman posted:

lets be real here, data wouldn't merely "lay pipe" he'd lay an entire transwarp conduit


when he says he's "fully functional" he ain't saying he's average, he's saying he's fully functional

he's trained in multiple techniques

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

One More Fat Nerd posted:

The fact that was the second episode blows my mind. Like, thats got to be a 100% Roddenberry decision.

the s1 production of tng was hilariously dysfunctional. the second episode was a lazy retread of a tos episode because that was the only script they had that could get through roddenberry's lawyer, who had the final say on everything.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

i can't keep up with the cspam meta, can i be horny for the trans woman y/n

selec
Sep 6, 2003

tokin opposition posted:

i can't keep up with the cspam meta, can i be horny for the trans woman y/n

sure man, it’s Friday, so do what you feel

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1560668335184183296?t=8YzSR2VNSy-_vDRcpK487Q&s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

tokin opposition posted:

i can't keep up with the cspam meta, can i be horny for the trans woman y/n

Yes, but don't be weird and tell us

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
firefighters, cops, emts and mechanics working five hours to pry this poor woman out of a guy who acheived nirvana during a death nut

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
ok so aside from the story, thats like a tv family court and shes there with the guys wife?


what were they fighting over?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Nothing they just wanted to brag

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
https://twitter.com/JohnnyHeatWave/status/1560677562002448384

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/wedontexisthere/status/1303119960001179650

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

*to the tune of Goldfinger* DEEEEP HIT-LER!

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
First there was The Boat ...

Then The Hunt For Red October ...

Now, prepare yourself for the most high pressure thrill ride ever ...

Evil never dies, it just runs deep:

DEEP HITLER

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Argentinas a pretty good place to look for stray hitlers

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
The mines of Argentina are full of deep hilters

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


tokin opposition posted:

i can't keep up with the cspam meta, can i be horny for the trans woman y/n

i think so but judging by the video u might have to sign a waiver

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



spent a good couple of moments there wondering why she didn't just take the strapon off lol

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

KoRMaK posted:

spent a good couple of moments there wondering why she didn't just take the strapon off lol

dont think it was detachable op

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



god bless central and south america's plastic surgeons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJU-S8T0-k

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
asab
assigned strap-on at birth

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

A Bakers Cousin posted:

ok so aside from the story, thats like a tv family court and shes there with the guys wife?


what were they fighting over?

Who was the better lay.

Talk about Pyrrhic victory.

Edit: I like how flustered the judge is getting. Sounds like it may have awakened something.

Cpt_Obvious has issued a correction as of 19:01 on Aug 19, 2022

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



C-SPAM time
Don't stop being horny
But you can't... horn... here...
Yeah

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Mr Hootington posted:

Yes, but don't be weird and tell us

Horny loves company

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

A Bakers Cousin posted:

dont think it was detachable op

Plug and play genitals using a USB c docking solution.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
gently caress this isn't Google

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

A Bakers Cousin posted:

dont think it was detachable op

Everything is detachable if you have a daikatana

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Oscar Wild posted:

Everything is detachable if you have a daikatana

So THAT'S how John Romeo makes you his bitch.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Dr. Killjoy posted:

asab
assigned strap-on at birth

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

bitmap posted:

my 2yo daughter was sitting on the couch while I was watching this on my laptop and when it cut to the 9/11 footage she gleefully yelled "airplane!" and laughed hysterically lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCUwSk_sCa8

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




idgi. its a 4 legged animal

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

KoRMaK posted:

idgi. its a 4 legged animal

:ghost:

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lol

KoRMaK posted:

idgi. its a 4 legged animal

There are some spooky ghosts hidden in this picture.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



oh Christ

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
https://twitter.com/AndrewRCraig/status/1560468465806344192?t=LC33A6JHPT-_OGhHt8EYaA&s=19

At last, it is complete

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

The woman was suing the wife for damages sustained to her weiner during the DeathCoitus

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
criminal negligence in being unable to give your husband a good dicking

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