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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Zipperelli. posted:

Lmfao, is that Mehmet Oz???

Probiotics strengthen the immune system.

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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Zipperelli. posted:

Lmfao, is that Mehmet Oz???

It’s fake though, it’s an edit of him kissing his own star

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bar Ran Dun posted:

It’s fake though, it’s an edit of him kissing his own star

It's still loving disgusting to get your face anywhere within 12" of any surface in Hollywood, and for that matter the entirety of LA county.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It's still loving disgusting to get your face anywhere within 12" of any surface in Hollywood, and for that matter the entirety of LA county.

Is a man not entitled to the herpes upon his brow?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



No. Be sanitary, doctor. I am tired of telling you this

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Nigmaetcetera posted:

It's still loving disgusting to get your face anywhere within 12" of any surface in Hollywood, and for that matter the entirety of LA county.

Oh yeah and it’s nearly as terrible to do that to one’s own star. Fetterman is going to kick his a
rear end.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TallBart/status/1561105320029478913

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
you are all becoming very slutttttty, very sluuuuuuuutttttty.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Would these be the same "straight" men who go on about how awful women are and the world would be a lot better if they were all locked away in underground vaults so only men would live on the surface?

Content:

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
I keep trying to tell myself the jaby can't hurt me

https://twitter.com/tonytula/status/1561361740121739270?s=20&t=shr9_2JB-XM55imuADs8sg

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



:roflolmao: holy poo poo, the very moment wherein an uncommon fetish breaks out into the mainstream and I'm here to witness it!

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006

maybe his monster cosplay this year was "disgusting old actor touching young women"

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

By popular demand posted:

:roflolmao: holy poo poo, the very moment wherein an uncommon fetish breaks out into the mainstream and I'm here to witness it!

Right? The fact that a fetish exists doesn’t mean there’s a conspiracy, it’s just a pile of internet weirdos getting hard for sissification smut. And this heir to a frozen food empire wants you all to BE AFRAID… of what, I genuinely couldn’t guess. Not like I’d watch to find out.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I think that they can hypno program you to be a sissy, a thing which if it truly worked would have completely eliminated the need for gay bombs and the collateral damage and long lasting soil gaytamination they do.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Watch out Tucker, there's a whole dumpster full of even weirder fetishes heading your way!

I'm hoping for the 'turning into a sock and being worn' fetish gets to make an appearance in the near future

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


i want a hypnosis video that hypnotizes me into being able to get drunk from diet cokes

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Homonosis!

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Barudak posted:

I think that they can hypno program you to be a sissy, a thing which if it truly worked would have completely eliminated the need for gay bombs and the collateral damage and long lasting soil gaytamination they do.

First they turn the friggin' frogs gay with homonium and now the hypno-toad comes for you my sweet, straight brethren. Truly these are the blurst of times.

efc:

BaldDwarfOnPCP fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Aug 21, 2022

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Barudak posted:

I think that they can hypno program you to be a sissy, a thing which if it truly worked would have completely eliminated the need for gay bombs and the collateral damage and long lasting soil gaytamination they do.

Gay technology is light years ahead of the US military.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

blatman posted:

i want a hypnosis video that hypnotizes me into being able to get drunk from diet cokes

They have that already, it's called rum.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84J7YYbT9vI

A part of me thinks the people who claim to see the "hat man" just have a subconscious fear of shadowy men wearing hats due to old film noir movies and westerns being deeply ingrained on the cultural psyche.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Yaldabaoth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84J7YYbT9vI

A part of me thinks the people who claim to see the "hat man" just have a subconscious fear of shadowy men wearing hats due to old film noir movies and westerns being deeply ingrained on the cultural psyche.
I had a couple incidents with these guys. It's sleep paralysis. It is weird that people commonly see the hat thing though. I had never heard of this when I first had it happen and it scared the poo poo out of me.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Murdstone posted:

I had a couple incidents with these guys. It's sleep paralysis. It is weird that people commonly see the hat thing though. I had never heard of this when I first had it happen and it scared the poo poo out of me.

Do you hear their footsteps like they are walking on gravel?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Murdstone posted:

I had a couple incidents with these guys. It's sleep paralysis. It is weird that people commonly see the hat thing though. I had never heard of this when I first had it happen and it scared the poo poo out of me.

See, I can understand people seeing generic shadowy figures but the hat man specifically feels like it must be due to some sort of cultural influence.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Yaldabaoth posted:

See, I can understand people seeing generic shadowy figures but the hat man specifically feels like it must be due to some sort of cultural influence.
Oh I absolutely agree, that's why it's interesting to me. I don't know where that came from in myself but it was definitely what I saw, and as I said it was before I ever heard of these things (so far as I remember). It was pre-Internet time or just around AOL starting but I doubt we had it yet.

Edit: Later, when I did see it online and realized it was a sort-of common hallucination thing I was intrigued. At the time I thought maybe I had seen an actual demon of some kind--that people were seeing the same thing because it was REAL--but I was dumb about a lot of stuff then.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Do you hear their footsteps like they are walking on gravel?
I don't remember much of any sound at all. Just being unable to move and deeply afraid of this behatted figure standing next to me.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Aug 21, 2022

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Murdstone posted:

I had a couple incidents with these guys. It's sleep paralysis. It is weird that people commonly see the hat thing though. I had never heard of this when I first had it happen and it scared the poo poo out of me.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Crinoidea_hk/status/1561132733828476928?s=20&t=E2iA0copfai0m5qohYdWMg

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Don't doxx me.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Murdstone posted:

I don't remember much of any sound at all. Just being unable to move and deeply afraid of this behatted figure standing next to me.

I get it very badly. In my case it's always a figure from a dream I was having. Sometimes it's not visible but a shadow under the bedroom door I can see moving around.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I’ve had bouts with night terrors and it’s wild how convincing they are. However, it bothers me that people still get a lot of mileage telling ghost stories about what is an extremely well documented and normal phenomenon.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
dreams are great, even my nightmares are exciting and legit. sometimes I get super emotional dreams and those can carry over into waking. known people with night terrors and it sounds terrible, they would wake up screaming.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

HOLY gently caress!!

That actually does look like a guy I know.

For real, not even making this poo poo up.

Don't think I've ever dreamed about him though.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

HOLY gently caress!!

That actually does look like a guy I know.

For real, not even making this poo poo up.

Don't think I've ever dreamed about him though.

did u contact the website

or at least get him some tweezers because hes almost got a full blown unibrow going on

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Tiny Timbs posted:

I’ve had bouts with night terrors and it’s wild how convincing they are.

Yeah, it's like part of your brain is turned off except for the instinctual part that sees a coat hanging on a hook across the room and thinks it's some monstrous killer. When I got it the paralysis part also affected my speech, so trying to scream literally just came out as whimpering noises.

LifeSunDeath posted:

dreams are great, even my nightmares are exciting and legit. sometimes I get super emotional dreams and those can carry over into waking.

I get all of this too and it rules. I think one of the medications I'm taking has been enhancing my dreams, and melatonin definitely does too.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thanks guys for ensuring I won’t sleep tonight

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Oh yeah there was also one time I was going through some nerve issues in my forearms (probably 'Saturday night wrist') and would sometimes wake up with my hands numb or in pain.

I had a nightmare about an abnormally-large centipede, that turned into sleep paralysis, with the sensation that this bug had wrapped itself around my forearm and was biting and clawing at it. When I finally shook out of it my forearm felt like it was on fire.

G'night!

Mister Speaker fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Aug 22, 2022

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
Im not gonna go back and find it, but whoever said that piss yogi did the Mark Weins face: thanks, I was dying lol.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This feels like the result of a monkey's paw wish playing out on an unfortunately large scale

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

This looks like the twin chained in Seth MacFarlane's attic

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