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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

ArmZ posted:

firefighters >>> cops is always true

you know what cops and firefighters have in common? they both grew up wanting to be firefighters

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Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug





mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


oblivion-rear end food

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

quote:

Definition of canard
1a: a false or unfounded report or story
especially : a fabricated report
The report about a conspiracy proved to be a canard.
b: a groundless rumor or belief

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


thank you goon sir

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
That was lovely and I apologize.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
more "we wish obama was as radical and left as the conservatives accused him of" content



e: even more

BasicLich has issued a correction as of 07:39 on Aug 21, 2022

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's absurd. white people don't have souls!

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019



Mr Marx. STOP
Time has gone mad. STOP
The world has gone insane. STOP
Life is in revolt. STOP
The dialectic
Is on dialysis. STOP
Come right away. STOP
Signed: LENIN

Turn the oppression of the wealthy into the love of the poor. O great Allah, bring peace unto the pornographic spectacle of the Middle East. [Iraq 2003]

(April 2003)

the last bit is probably a riff on the story of Isaac and a better translation could be had by referring to the text in the Quran but :effort:

mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 08:12 on Aug 21, 2022

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

That old canard about how no one ever wrote a song called "gently caress the fire department"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZDIitWz8Go

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


BasicLich posted:

you know what cops and firefighters have in common? they both grew up wanting to be firefighters

i have firefighters in my family

my cousins in mississippi. we're 100% irish, 23andme was hilariously quite specific, we're basically giant walking recessive genes. guess how they vote and how hard they vote that way

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1483141426405904384

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
wrong thread

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

a fatguy baldspot posted:

drat. dollar store zooey deschanel has fallen on hard times since two broke girls was canceled

kat dennings does not deserve this

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006


lol

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/LeftHandStu/status/1561162683226984450?s=20&t=pYQtuDAX4lyu8VzQ82jZzw

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Who on earth is this lol

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/marina0swald/status/1561207266895953921?s=20&t=3JgxoUzRc3UU5Amz2d5pCA

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


Some dudes rate their vintage spank archives much too high

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(

the irony is that even back then shithead conservatives hated Godward for going into art instead of nobler pursuits like making racism factories that mangle child workers more efficiently.

edit : just so we are clear I am also EXTREMELY horny for cute girls in togas and my defense of the artist is extremely self interested
edit 2 : not that I don't like Picasso either, I'm sure he was also very good at being horny

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Picasso was a pro at being horny. Lost his nose for it if I remember right.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Yeah the rear end he was expertly eating tightened up so strong that his nose got stuck

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/brandyljensen/status/1561373943688269824?s=21&t=FEnIONK06dEm7ovcfwQi-g

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1561385744949723136?t=pk31ngCtGWZGjAOGygdZNw&s=19

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/TylerDinucci/status/1561427318089842690

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

this might be the weirdest variant of the political compass yet

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Lol is this real?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Lol is this real?

yeah it was six months before kashoggi

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Lol is this real?

"And then we chopped his head off Jimmy, you should have been there!"

"Haha, I sure would love to have seen the look on his face your Majesty."

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Large Testicles posted:

"And then we chopped his head off Jimmy, you should have been there!"

"Haha, I sure would love to have seen the look on his face your Majesty."

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



*puffs cigarette* Yeah, I used to be on the number one show in the world, and then I compared myself to a Jew during the Holocaust, and now I'm playing the lady who got her hair sniffed by the old weirdo.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

The Mitford sisters were a fascinating bunch of aristos

The nazi one who married Mosley killed herself after she found out Hitler was dead, right?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021



God drat

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017


I really appreciate how good you are at making/editing images! you are consistently one of my favorite pics people!

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



NeatHeteroDude posted:

I really appreciate how good you are at making/editing images! you are consistently one of my favorite pics people!

Thank you. And thank you for not making me eat a sixer for posting pixelated Heathcliff porn a couple pages back. :cool:

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



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exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

El Pollo Blanco posted:

The Mitford sisters were a fascinating bunch of aristos

The nazi one who married Mosley killed herself after she found out Hitler was dead, right?

No she died in 2003.

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