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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/Qd5VZgl.mp4

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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
It's afraid. It's afraid!

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

I just caught up on this thread from the start, and thought of this panel a distressing number of times. This is one of those times.

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO



Elviscat posted:

I'd say HP sauce tastes like a 50/50 mix of A1 and ketchup.

The Venn diagram of store bought and big name Brown Sauce, Streak Sauce and BBQ Sauce is almost just one circle in 2022.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Recipe posted:

Children will enjoy this unusual entrée, particularly during the summer months.

Uh okay, if you say so

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

woah holy poo poo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath posted:

woah holy poo poo

:stare:

Please do not give your children stabspoons

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

Captain Hygiene posted:



Uh okay, if you say so

Pasta
Olives
Canned tuna
Peeled halved tomatoes?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Fat Dan posted:

Pasta
Olives
Canned tuna
Peeled halved tomatoes?


  • 8 ounces “rigatoni” noodles
  • 3 ½ ounces boiled ham
  • 4 tomatoes, puréed
  • 1 teaspoon prepared French mustard
  • 1 lemon
  • salt and pepper
  • ½ cup safflower oil
  • 1 Tablespoon heavy cream
  • 3 ½ ounces olives

The lumps appear to be unspecified "fresh fruits" that only appear in the post-recipe addendum, alongside every child's favorite refreshment: carrot juice

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

Captain Hygiene posted:


The lumps appear to be unspecified "fresh fruits" that only appear in the post-recipe addendum, alongside every child's favorite refreshment: carrot juice

I was going to say mandarins or similar but the segments don't seem that well defined.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013



is it strictly necessary to serve it on the racist tablecloth?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fat Dan posted:

I was going to say mandarins or similar but the segments don't seem that well defined.

I think it is cantaloupe cut with a fancy melon baller because you know the people that have a stabspoon have a fancy melon baller.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:

woah holy poo poo

Looks like a German-style Salatbesteck pair. They sell similar ones at Ikea but I think the tines are a bit different

Tunicate has a new favorite as of 07:14 on Aug 21, 2022

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Legit lol irl

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
What IS that blob? It looks like some sort of undercooked megabun.

do it on my face
Feb 6, 2005
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PurpleXVI posted:

What IS that blob? It looks like some sort of undercooked megabun.

It is a bakso. This one in particular is being referred to on social media as Bakso Corong, because it was moulded in a funnel.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


do it on my face posted:

It is a bakso. This one in particular is being referred to on social media as Bakso Corong, because it was moulded in a funnel.
That article describes bakso as "firm" several times. Why is this one so jiggly? :gonk:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:tutbutt::pervert:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Hirayuki posted:

That article describes bakso as "firm" several times. Why is this one so jiggly? :gonk:
I've never heard firm used to refer to any food that is solid. Just firmly jiggly. Like tofu.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i am now to be known as "3 ½ ounces boiled ham."

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Captain Hygiene posted:

:stare:

Please do not give your children stabspoons
But those are the reason they enjoy this unusual entree!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/bg48ApD.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I would open my mouth directly beneath that without shame

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Loose constrained corn

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the cheese constipates you but the corn greases the wheels so it all evens out. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend it.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
mmmhhh, yellow natto

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


zedprime posted:

I've never heard firm used to refer to any food that is solid. Just firmly jiggly. Like tofu.

I’d describe the texture of lutefisk as very firm jello, but I wouldn’t say it’s jiggly

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Corn particles in a cheese matrix

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

My friend ordered a "mango and avocado salad" and it came on just a pile of taco bell lettuce




They said the rest of the food was fine but man, that does not look appetizing lol

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




Together at last!

kare
Mar 19, 2002

Tiggum posted:



Together at last!

I'm "Australian"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Tiggum posted:



Together at last!

Call me when they make the shell out of the schnitzel :colbert:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tiggum posted:



Together at last!

Where's the schnitzel?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Call me when they make the shell out of the schnitzel :colbert:

Schnaco schnells

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Tiggum posted:



Together at last!

The last time there was a Mexican-Austrian fusion it didn't go too well

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximilian_I_of_Mexico

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tiggum posted:



Together at last!

poo poo is always so strange in upside down land

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Call me when they make the shell out of the schnitzel :colbert:



Taco Bell has you covered.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


steinrokkan posted:

Where's the schnitzel?
You know, I was just amused by the name and didn't look into it any further, but you've prompted me to have a look at their website and they do offer schnitzel tacos (although not of the kind BAGS FLY AT NOON is after): "Simple taco and Filled Tacos are topped with choice of Grilled Chicken/Veggies/Beef/Pork/ Schnitzel". But there are some other interesting to note.

tacosnschnitzel.com.au posted:

With all our cuisines pan fried and live cooked, Tacos n Schnitzel is a gourmet’s paradise. Prepared by the best chefs, our dishes that range from traditional Mexican grubs to the most exhilarating schnitzels & pramas, from sides to kid’s packs, practically leave every connoisseur drooling!! And we have those lip smacking smoothies & exotic drinks in the offing.

If your gastronomic soul is in pursuit of the best Mexican dishes that will appease your taste buds and help you experience the culinary taste of your lifetime, your search ends at Tacos N Schnitzel.
I was going to highlight the oddest parts of that but it was half the text.

Their drinks section is also worth a look, if only to marvel at the audacity of listing XXXX Gold as a "craft beer".

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Tiggum posted:



Together at last!

5.3 out of 6 stars?

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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

kare posted:

I'm "Australian"
My condolences.

Brawnfire posted:

Schnaco schnells
Good thing to shout when ordering schnitzel tacos.

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