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Lao Tzu lived in a HUT, and ate STRAW!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWWifnmvxag Guy talks about the original series finale of KotH along with some reveals, like hank not actually being born in New York and Bill Never stealing a tank. also heres the cut version of the ending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZbCWbj4_Yg Hihohe fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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Aug 18, 2022 01:28
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My daughter's school just launched a mindfulness room with mindfulness education, basic CRT-stuff. So I wrote a quick script to spoof a number and call the school with Dale's message to Peggy 5 times a day every day.
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Aug 20, 2022 22:57
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Which message?
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Aug 20, 2022 23:16
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King Carnivore posted:Which message? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTa6fWgl7us
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Aug 20, 2022 23:20
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2nd Amendment posted:My daughter's school just launched a mindfulness room with mindfulness education, basic CRT-stuff. Basic-CRT stuff? They still give a poo poo about Critical Race Theory?
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Aug 20, 2022 23:23
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Detective No. 27 posted:Basic-CRT stuff? They still give a poo poo about Critical Race Theory? Teaching about tube tvs so they don't get clowned on by old people. Also VCR/VHS, floppy disks and rotary phones. It's all here in my youtube channel Or they meant CBT. No the other one.
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Aug 20, 2022 23:58
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Reddit says Tilly was adulterous? The gently caress they talking about, I don't recall it
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Aug 21, 2022 16:04
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They never implied she cheated on Cotton (though she absolutely should have.) She wasn't married to Gary, but she did cheat on him with Chuck. That whole episode's resolution was that she wasn't exactly the saint that Hank had remembered her as.
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Aug 21, 2022 16:20
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Detective No. 27 posted:They never implied she cheated on Cotton (though she absolutely should have.) She wasn't married to Gary, but she did cheat on him with Chuck. That whole episode's resolution was that she wasn't exactly the saint that Hank had remembered her as. no saint could have ever drawn the eye of Cotton Hill
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Aug 21, 2022 17:26
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Cotton and Gilbert were an item
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Aug 21, 2022 18:44
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Topsy would sit in the corner and cry softly
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Aug 21, 2022 19:09
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Rewatched the barber episode, never caught before that when Bill mentions Hank having a scar behind his left ear it’s a callback to an earlier scene of Cotton nicking child Hank’s head when he’s doing his terrible helmet haircuts.
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Aug 21, 2022 19:50
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The earlier seasons definitely attempted to have some sort of continuity
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Aug 21, 2022 21:19
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https://twitter.com/fuckeduptats/status/1561392413356212227
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Aug 22, 2022 16:06
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I grew up around the area KOTH takes place in, and I'm not sure how you could do a reboot while ignoring things like how dale would 100% be into qanon.
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Aug 22, 2022 16:40
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Every part of Dale is already scrubbed of the ps. It's the Jews parts of conspiracy culture so you'd just have Dale be really into something equivalent to all the funny parts of Qanon.
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Aug 22, 2022 16:43
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Dale would reject Q-Anon for being amateurish and contradicting his own conspiracies but Peggy (and maybe Bill) would be loving pilled to the gills
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Aug 22, 2022 16:57
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Kalli posted:Every part of Dale is already scrubbed of the ps. It's the Jews parts of conspiracy culture so you'd just have Dale be really into something equivalent to all the funny parts of Qanon. The primary joke of Dale is predicated on the idea that conspiracy mongers are generally harmless, and I don't know if that's a premise for a joke that works so well these days, especially if they go Q anon with him. I suppose they'll have to continue to have it so that his deal is still far too niche to be a threat. The secondary joke of Dale is that for all his conspiracy theories he can't see what's right in front of his face, in terms of his family. That still has legs.
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Aug 22, 2022 17:02
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Like koth is how I remember that area growing up, but when I go home its lifted trucks with trump flags rolling coal, and the dale gribbles have signs on their property threatening to shoot game wardens on sight
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Aug 22, 2022 17:02
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If they make Dale be into conspiracies in the same way he'd have a rant about how certain supposed government agents posting on certain message boards about certain billionaire businessmen and Benghazi are all a distraction organized by Bob Arum.
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Aug 22, 2022 17:12
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Mr. Lobe posted:The primary joke of Dale is predicated on the idea that conspiracy mongers are generally harmless, and I don't know if that's a premise for a joke that works so well these days, especially if they go Q anon with him. I suppose they'll have to continue to have it so that his deal is still far too niche to be a threat. Yeah they didn't know how to handle Dale post-9/11 like that weird Dale to the Chief ep when he became a super-patriot and it hasn't aged well. Maybe they'll focus on his UFO beliefs? That would be mostly fine as it wouldn't involve real life cults or political violence. It's weird seeing characters like Ron Swanson knowing real life small town libertarians who drink a lot of whiskey and knowing that the "gruff but lovable" part doesn't hold up when healthcare comes up and they give their opinion of the 2008-2016 president and you never want to talk to them again.
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Aug 22, 2022 17:25
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I like dale to the chief
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Hyrax Attack! posted:It's weird seeing characters like Ron Swanson knowing real life small town libertarians who drink a lot of whiskey and knowing that the "gruff but lovable" part doesn't hold up when healthcare comes up and they give their opinion of the 2008-2016 president and you never want to talk to them again. Yeah exactly
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Aug 22, 2022 17:46
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Dale gets worms in him from his exterminator job, and needs to get Ivermectin to treat it, but ends up getting caught trying to infiltrate a Q rally to steal some.
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Aug 22, 2022 18:09
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Mr. Lobe posted:The primary joke of Dale is predicated on the idea that conspiracy mongers are generally harmless, and I don't know if that's a premise for a joke that works so well these days, especially if they go Q anon with him. I suppose they'll have to continue to have it so that his deal is still far too niche to be a threat. Back when Dale was first written, the internet was just getting started as a mainstream thing and "conspiracy dudes" were largely of the black helicopter/JFK/UFO variety and mostly laughed at as harmless idiots, not elected to congress and hosting highly rated news channels.
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Aug 22, 2022 18:13
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bobjr posted:Dale gets worms in him from his exterminator job, and needs to get Ivermectin to treat it, but ends up getting caught trying to infiltrate a Q rally to steal some. Okay this is a fun plot, for Rusty Shackleford, Pocket Sand, sha-sha-sha
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Aug 22, 2022 18:22
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It’s literally in the first episode/scene where Dale says he reads newsgroups like alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters or something like that. Then he tells Hank to remove all the smog stuff from his engine and Hank counters that it helps reduce emissions for cleaner air. “How can you be against cleaner air, Dale?” drat I miss the right having a shred of common sense
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Aug 22, 2022 18:26
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Hank would be a blue dog democrat at this juncture in american history
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Aug 22, 2022 18:33
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Think people are overestimating how hard it would be for them to avoid politics considering they completely dodged talking about Iraq and Afghanistan with 1 episode lampooning the patriot act poo poo. There's multiple episodes on a military base and no mention of the wars
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Aug 22, 2022 18:54
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BiggerBoat posted:Back when Dale was first written, the internet was just getting started as a mainstream thing and "conspiracy dudes" were largely of the black helicopter/JFK/UFO variety and mostly laughed at as harmless idiots, not elected to congress and hosting highly rated news channels. Right, that's what I was gesturing towards in the clause after the one you bolded. It worked, once, because of the situation being like you described. It just doesn't work anymore because times changed.
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Aug 22, 2022 19:01
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Dale is going to be vaping so hard all the time lol
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Aug 22, 2022 20:13
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Another Bill posted:Dale is going to be vaping so hard all the time lol Boomhauer should make a rapid fire comment to Bill about it looking like a dang'ol robot dong, then they giggle.
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Aug 22, 2022 20:18
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Another Bill posted:Dale is going to be vaping so hard all the time lol Dale wouldn't give up Manitoba cigarettes. He'd believe that vaping was a government conspiracy to ????
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Aug 23, 2022 00:14
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He did give up smoking for an episode to take up chewing tobacco but found it distasteful so he came up with an innovative way of consuming it by putting it in some rolled up newspaper, lighting the end on fire, and inhaling the smoke.
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Aug 23, 2022 00:18
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If anything Joseph would take up vaping and Dale would be upset that he wasn't smoking instead.
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The only way dale is still alive is if he just gets out of prison for releasing classified info on Area 51 cause he guessed a blank password on a govt website and was slapped with a felony. This allows the audience to watch dale discover all the qanon / pizzagate stuff in real time. Also he’s super ripped now.
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Nuts and Gum posted:The only way dale is still alive is if he just gets out of prison for releasing classified info on Area 51 cause he guessed a blank password on a govt website and was slapped with a felony. but hank can still kick his rear end
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Aug 23, 2022 01:08
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Dale is fundamentally a coward. Getting swole wouldn’t help him in a fight against Hank.
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Dale reminds me of Trevor from this classic article that was a big sensation in its time https://bostonreview.net/articles/jonathan-m-metzl-dying-whiteness/ quote:Even on death’s doorstep, Trevor was not angry. In fact, he staunchly supported the stance promoted by his elected officials. “Ain’t no way I would ever support Obamacare or sign up for it,” he told me. “I would rather die.” When I asked him why he felt this way even as he faced severe illness, he explained: “We don’t need any more government in our lives. And in any case, no way I want my tax dollars paying for Mexicans or welfare queens.” Tell me honestly you couldn't imagine those quotes in Dale's voice
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