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lol what? Me having to bring my own bag for groceries is literally 1930s Germany!
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Aug 22, 2022 19:49
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Pennywise the Frown posted:lol what? You know who didn't allow plastic bags in the supermarket? Hitler! That's who!
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Aug 22, 2022 19:53
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How much you want to bet that this person who is very concerned about diminishing Free Choice because of their plastic bags would also say that actually choice is very bad re: abortion.
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Aug 22, 2022 19:53
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I’ll also bet they only had one or two items that were easily carried without a bag.
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Aug 22, 2022 20:00
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Also, it's a private company. They have Free Choice. lol It's not a loving government agency who is discriminating against plastic bag hoarders.
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Aug 22, 2022 20:10
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Also, it's a private company. They have Free Choice. lol A few towns around here are banning single-use plastic bags, so they may not have a choice.
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Aug 22, 2022 20:12
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Neito posted:A few towns around here are banning single-use plastic bags, so they may not have a choice. That's a local government thing though. Aldi and Costco specifically don't provide bags.
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Aug 22, 2022 20:15
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Boomers cannot deal with the reality where they might have to curtail their own personal use of anything.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:00
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Neito posted:A few towns around here are banning single-use plastic bags, so they may not have a choice. My whole state banned them but then relaxed the ban at the beginning of Covid for sanitary reasons.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:40
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It is my god-given right to line my walls with lead-painted asbestos and fill my car with leaded gas and all you SJW lib-cucks are sheeple for letting the government stop you from enjoying your freedoms like I do. You know what ELSE I'm entitled to? Compensation, for my mesothelioma. Checkmate, libruls.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:43
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Nighthand posted:It is my god-given right to line my walls with lead-painted asbestos and fill my car with leaded gas and all you SJW lib-cucks are sheeple for letting the government stop you from enjoying your freedoms like I do. An entire generation that has structured settlements and needs cash now.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:58
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That's one of the clearest examples of Republican illogic I've seen. "Companies should have the freedom to choose whether they offer plastic bags, but also I should have the freedom to shop somewhere that gives me plastic bags, so one of these companies needs to be forced to give me plastic bags."
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Aug 22, 2022 23:14
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Brawnfire posted:I just imagine being that cat like "oh! Oh this is a house that is mine, they will definitely let me in! It is my RIGHT" This happened when we bought our house a few years back. We kept seeing this chatty grey cat on the property, really friendly and would always try to come inside the house. Even during the home inspection he waltzed right in to the living room where the rest of us were, laid down in the middle of the room and took a nap with the rest of us just looking at this weird cat. We figured out later that the previous owner had been renting the house and those tenants abandoned their cat. So naturally we adopted him and he's the best cat there is. Cat tax: 
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Aug 22, 2022 23:19
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TotalLossBrain posted:Boomers cannot deal with the reality where they might have to curtail their own personal use of anything. I was just going to say this is going to get funnier and funnier. Hope you like powdered things and things out of cans. Just like when you were a kid!
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Aug 23, 2022 02:20
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Aug 23, 2022 02:48
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Aug 23, 2022 03:01
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Ok it’s ok to catfish this guy and not show up
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Aug 23, 2022 04:25
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Not just ok; morally imperative.
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Aug 23, 2022 05:56
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 I think if we post more signs like these in our backyards it would cut down on people cutting through our yards or jumping the fence. #postup #notrespassing #respectmyproperty #wyzecameras
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Aug 23, 2022 05:59
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Shitstorm Trooper posted:
I feel like if you post a sign like this, you should be considered open season for a lynching. Well, maybe not a lynching, but at least a house burning and a tar and feathering. It basically says “If you can read this, you and everyone you know are my enemy, and I would kill you just for reading this if I could”. It’s like pointing yourself out as a violent troublemaker. I hate when people knock on my door, but my welcome mat still says welcome, because I’m not a violent rear end in a top hat. Christ if you hate people so much go live in the U.S. Southwest, or other places I stereotype as being very solitary but that’s just based on my stereotypes.
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Aug 23, 2022 06:04
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The number of people who are absolutely salivating at the thought of killing someone for the cringe of existing too close is insane, and the fact they feel emboldened enough to post about it is equally insane.
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Aug 23, 2022 06:06
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It's in Detroit too.
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Aug 23, 2022 06:12
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Aug 23, 2022 07:01
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gently caress those tyrants preventing that guy from showing his rocks off to those that enjoy his rocks. I stand with rock man. KEEP ON HOUNDING
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Aug 23, 2022 07:09
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get your rocks off on nextdoor
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Aug 23, 2022 10:14
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They're MINERALS, Marie! gently caress!
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Aug 23, 2022 11:23
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Saw this one this morning. Copied and pasted in its entirety so I could edit out people’s full names and locations. I don’t know what people want to know about me but this is all true and straight to the point. Why do I have to keep fighting to get a job? I have weight issues and I compare my weight to other people. I was in the military and I had an abortion in 2001 and left college because you can’t be pregnant in the military. My son is with his father. We did a Cherokee which was Native American blessing for my son. They were adopted into the Cherokee tribe. I went to look for Kentucky but I was told he was in jail or dead so I never saw him after I got back home from BCT. I owe $21,945.00 to SSA plus my friend needs help with a car payment which I do signed for plus my own car payments and I applied to 52 job applications on indeed and I had job interviews but I didn’t get hired. I don’t do drugs or pills. I used to drink but I don’t do that anymore. I never drank and drive. My bunk buddy got killed by a drunk driver heading back to base in 2002. I was told I could go back but the recruiter said no. I was emancipated when I was 16 years old in [town] by DCF. I was in emergency foster care in 1996 in [town]. My mom left my Dad when I was for a Child Molester. I met a friend at [school name] school in [town]. We did not know our parents knew each other when they were teenagers. My parents divorce was finalized in 2001. My brother [name] lives in [town] still who is my half brother. He was born in [town]. My brother [name] lives in Florida still. He was only supposed to stay there until he graduated from high school. You can’t trust DCF at all. I never did because they believed our mother over our father and our mother was the abuser. My dad is an alcoholic because of our mother. I have 1 older sister and 4 younger brothers. [name] us white/white. I never met his father. [name] is African American and White. I met his father. Our dad raised [name] and [name] too until they moved to [town] with our mother. Our mom never went to [name] [name], [name] and [name]’s high school graduation. She went to [name] and [name] graduation. Our mom is known as a pathological liar. My sister and our brother [name] is a habitual liar. Our brother [name] never went to our grandparents funerals or any other family function in [town]or in [town] or [town]. I have PTSD from the military and not from my child hood. That was ruled out when I saw a therapist in [town]. I don’t get along with Muslims because we were trained to fight them due to 9/11 which everything I was doing like having an abortion and leaving college without taking finals or midterms because it was too early was for 9/11. My recruiter told me that. You can’t be pregnant while in the military. That’s against the rules. Kissing another female which was my 1st time is against the rules too! I had a boyfriend [full name] at home who later I found out was looking into other females and a strip bar while I was in BCT. We don’t talk anymore. I was in a domestic violence relationship with my ex fiancé [name]. We got a restraining order. It’s still on. It’s for 1 year. I am nature but energetic. I know what has to be done. I am a hard worker.
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Aug 23, 2022 13:29
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Saw this one this morning. Copied and pasted in its entirety so I could edit out people’s full names and locations. This is the kind of post that makes me go cross-eyed and just kinda stare into the middle distance.
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Aug 23, 2022 14:37
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Neito posted:This is the kind of post that makes me go cross-eyed and just kinda stare into the middle distance. Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable to read someone's pain leaking out of their vague and disjointed life story like that. Hopefully typing it gave them some kind of catharsis but I don't know what they were hoping to gain by posting that.
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Aug 23, 2022 14:49
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A Strange Aeon posted:Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable to read someone's pain leaking out of their vague and disjointed life story like that. Hopefully typing it gave them some kind of catharsis but I don't know what they were hoping to gain by posting that. Same. I also guarantee this is why she’s not getting hired anywhere because she’s opening the floodgates at anyone who’ll listen. I have a friend who’s kind of the same way (not nearly as bad) but also has trouble holding down jobs because even though she’s good at what she does and a very hard worker she just can’t not keep extremely personal details to herself.
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Aug 23, 2022 14:57
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Gunned down on his own porch over in Hudspeth County. Seven or eight of ’em come up to here. Wantin’ this and wantin’ that. Uncle Mac went back in the house and got the shotgun, they was way ahead of him. Shot him in the doorway. Aunt Ella came out and tried to stop the bleedin’. Uncle Mac all the while tryin’ to get that shotgun. They just sat there on their horses watchin’ him die. After a while, one of ’em says somethin in Injun and they all turned and left out. Well, Uncle Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn’t. Shot through the left lung. And that was that. As they say.
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Aug 23, 2022 15:15
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My sister is the same way. She just had a passive aggressive temper tantrum because no one at the retirement home she works at saved her a piece of cake, which was dessert for the residents, on her birthday. She is a chef there- she could have saved a piece before anyone else got to it, but she didn't and is mad that no one did something that she didn't ask them to do. Every single interaction with her is like that. It's exhausting.
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Aug 23, 2022 15:22
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I assume you told them about open teaching jobs in Florida that they were eligible for
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Aug 23, 2022 18:17
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JackBandit posted:I assume you told them about open teaching jobs in Florida that they were eligible for I didn’t reply but don’t worry, someone else told her that Jesus Christ helps in all circumstances so I guess he’s gonna hook her up with a job.
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Aug 23, 2022 18:30
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Saw this one this morning. Copied and pasted in its entirety so I could edit out people’s full names and locations. Flag on the Moon. How did it get there?
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Aug 24, 2022 09:04
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Flag on the Moon. How did it get there? Push a button. Things happen.
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Someone in my neighborhood is complaining about having a blue laser shined on him when he leaves his girlfriend's place. Most of the comments are, "Wow, that's werid," or, "Call the non emergency sheriff's number." But not Chris M, nope! Our boy Chris M, whose profile photo appears to be a shirtless selfie of a man who looks a bit like if you shaved Randy from Trailer Park Boys, replied with the following: Chris M posted:Sniper practice..we get bored so we like to practice on real objects...friendlies....or cartel building up anticipation of the real thing..unfriendlies....should we not talk about spring break 1997 in tijuana... the ti**** twister saloon.. cole?
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Someone in my neighborhood is complaining about having a blue laser shined on him when he leaves his girlfriend's place. Most of the comments are, "Wow, that's werid," or, "Call the non emergency sheriff's number." Thank goodness he censored the word titty in his unhinged rambling. Also, I would like updates regarding the old guy who shows his rocks off to his neighbors if there are any. KEEP HOUNDING
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Powered Descent posted:Good lord. This is a joke, right? Like it's for a fake commercial in an Adult Swim show? quote:This is also a music production company, a therapist office in back seat of taxi car.
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