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Tractorgoth continues to deliver https://twitter.com/gutknott/status/1561739633603534848?t=qVkA0gtG7-lzkRY3YW5phg&s=19
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Tractorgoth continues to deliver I saw the wildest thing a few weeks ago, wish I'd gotten a pic. It was a dude wearing a shirt that was full out BIG FONTS and ~edgy graphics~ like one of the grim reaper riding a forklift while drinking a beer t-shirts only it said I'm a DAD and a DENTIST and I ROCK both titles Oh and the "A" in DAD was a loving tooth. loving fatherhood dentist moto shirt edit: similar to this, although not quite this design.  Also I am now finding out that apparently dad/dentist shirts are a whole thing 
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Cyrano4747 posted:I saw the wildest thing a few weeks ago, wish I'd gotten a pic. It was a dude wearing a shirt that was full out BIG FONTS and ~edgy graphics~ like one of the grim reaper riding a forklift while drinking a beer t-shirts only it said I've seen some people recommend dental dads for oral sex, but thought it was a typo at the time.
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Cyrano4747 posted:I saw the wildest thing a few weeks ago, wish I'd gotten a pic. It was a dude wearing a shirt that was full out BIG FONTS and ~edgy graphics~ like one of the grim reaper riding a forklift while drinking a beer t-shirts only it said "I'm a _________ and _________ " shirts that combine almost anything you can imagine are a thing, they are made by an algorithm. Same class of product as custom face masks with random pictures on it that make zero sense.
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Aug 22, 2022 20:16
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Yeah I've had ads about shirts or sweaters with my tiny rear end village in the middle of nowhere as the subject. Like "proud to be from [village] it'll always be my home blablabla" in that style, complete with flags and heralds and stuff. Which is hilarious because there's less than 500 houses here, including those in the surrounding area. The village proper is like 200 maybe?
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Taeke posted:Yeah I've had ads about shirts or sweaters with my tiny rear end village in the middle of nowhere as the subject. Like "proud to be from [village] it'll always be my home blablabla" in that style, complete with flags and heralds and stuff. Someone I was friends with had his photo used as a blank ad for those shirts. He would randomly post a photo someone sent him and it would be him with a shirt that said something like "I live in Schenectady, I drive a tractor and I love my grandkids". It was so bizarre and nothing he did made it stop
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Aug 22, 2022 20:30
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I love that Tractor Goth found a niche and went gung ho in filling it. Good for her.
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Cthulu Carl posted:I've seen some people recommend dental dads for oral sex, but thought it was a typo at the time. 
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Aug 22, 2022 20:41
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Cthulu Carl posted:I've seen some people recommend dental dads for oral sex, but thought it was a typo at the time. Dad Dental is when a guy goes down on you and tells bad puns the whole time.
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Aug 22, 2022 20:41
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Negligence aside, all of his grip and stance advice is wrong lol
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JossiRossi posted:"I'm a _________ and _________ " shirts that combine almost anything you can imagine are a thing, they are made by an algorithm. Same class of product as custom face masks with random pictures on it that make zero sense. I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
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Aug 22, 2022 21:11
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I’m a child, I’m a mother
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Aug 22, 2022 21:22
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And I’m here to do two things
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Hi bitch Im' a lover. Hi child i'm a mother. I'm dad.
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I CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS. FORKLIFT AND gently caress, AND I'M ALL OUT OF VIAGRA!
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Aug 22, 2022 21:28
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:I CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS. FORKLIFT AND gently caress, AND I'M ALL OUT OF VIAGRA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGczXkknl80&t=25s
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Aug 22, 2022 21:42
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Elviscat posted:That'd get you tackled and removed by any military instructor in the US. The way he just talks through his negligent discharge, after flagging his students who move away is pretty hilarious though. If you don't have a couple NDs a year you're not a responsible gun owner.
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Kenning posted:If you don't have a couple NDs a year you're not a responsible gun owner. My brother told me this word-for-word after he shot a hole through his kitchen floor unloading his carry gun from his trip home from CostCo in an affluent neighborhood in a $91k median household income county in Kansas. His 3 kids were all under 3 years old at the time, and also home.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:21
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With three kids under three years old, sounds like that's not his only negligent discharge.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:24
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chitoryu12 posted:Long story short: Aren't th m14 and M16 556? New a aussie guy who was in the military and said when they were in Afghanistan they wanted to pull older higher caliber rifles out of storage because their equipment wasn't as accurate at log engagement distances
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M14 is 7.62x51mm, M16/M4 are 5.56x45mm, next gen the army is pushing is 6.8x51mm for squad assault weapons and infantry rifles. XM5 and XM250. The knockoff M14, the Ruger Mini-14, is .223rem/5.56 but really prefers .223rem and was never a mil issue rifle in the US.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:53
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Cue railroad track laying montage... Call me when it only takes one hit...
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:I CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS. FORKLIFT AND gently caress, AND I'M ALL OUT OF VIAGRA! I am astounded by your doctrine
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ilmucche posted:Aren't th m14 and M16 556? New a aussie guy who was in the military and said when they were in Afghanistan they wanted to pull older higher caliber rifles out of storage because their equipment wasn't as accurate at log engagement distances The M14 is 7.62x51, not 54. 7.62x54 is an old Russian round. You're correct that the M16 is 5.56.
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Spatial posted:Lotta ARMA players showing up here Escape from Tarkov is the bullet porn game at the moment.
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Freudian posted:With three kids under three years old, sounds like that's not his only negligent discharge. lol
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https://twitter.com/TheBelaaz/status/1561789754861129733 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rh0tbkCQum1qigfjt.mp4
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Lets put an end to the military derail with a combo military/workplace accident. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg5dcqGM4f1r0uzl6.mp4
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Already missing a thumb, classic.
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ekuNNN posted:https://twitter.com/TheBelaaz/status/1561789754861129733 WHICH WAY’S THE CHINA SHOP, MOTHERFUCKER?
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They’re still going down the death slide. https://i.imgur.com/uJSAcH2.mp4
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shoes came off, that lady is a gonner.
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Cartoon Man posted:They’re still going down the death slide. It looks like a giant bendy escalator. And all of the fears of getting caught in-between each section of track is welling up inside of me.
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Died of buttock contusions
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Died of buttock contusions Getting rhabdo from a slide is definitely an injury I haven't seen before...
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LifeSunDeath posted:shoes came off, that lady is a gonner. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg2539x3sD1r0uzl6.mp4
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Cartoon Man posted:They’re still going down the death slide. I can't tell if the buttfuckling, the backfuckling, or the neckfuckling is most worrisome
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