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MrMidnight posted:Who was there counting his jerk offs 
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Aug 22, 2022 21:24
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Idgi, is that asbestos cigarette a real thing? Or some sort of contemporary art project? A buddy of mine worked on one of the big sites in Petrolia or whatever where everybody got exposed to blue asbestos. His doctor told him he'd be dead in like a year but he's still kicking today, I guess he's incredibly lucky.
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Aug 22, 2022 21:25
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This is the cursed thread, your friend has been hollowed out by a sapient parasite colony who are lying to you!
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Aug 22, 2022 21:30
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Mister Speaker posted:Idgi, is that asbestos cigarette a real thing? Or some sort of contemporary art project? It's a real product, asbestos was also used in gas mask filters until the 1980s in the UK and a bunch of other countries.
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Aug 22, 2022 21:34
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Mister Speaker posted:Idgi, is that asbestos cigarette a real thing? Or some sort of contemporary art project? for most of the 20th centruy asbestos was the magical wonder material that revolutionized just about every industry because of how good it was at everything
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Aug 22, 2022 21:38
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more falafel please posted:for most of the 20th centruy asbestos was the magical wonder material that revolutionized just about every industry because of how good it was at everything Certainly revolutionized the cancer industry.
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Aug 22, 2022 21:50
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more falafel please posted:for most of the 20th centruy asbestos was the magical wonder material that revolutionized just about every industry because of how good it was at everything Just like plastics!
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Aug 22, 2022 21:52
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And lead
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Aug 22, 2022 21:57
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I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop re: food grade silicone
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Aug 22, 2022 22:00
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Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Aug 22, 2022 |
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Aug 22, 2022 22:02
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MrMidnight posted:Who was there counting his jerk offs The plot thickens
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Aug 22, 2022 22:06
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MrMidnight posted:Who was there counting his jerk offs He kept a one-handed diary.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:16
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I remember having an afternoon nap and my partner jokingly slapping me on the butt , this mild shock and pain while stuck in a semi lucid state catapulted me into a full sleep paralysis. Screaming through paralysed jaw, presence sitting on my back etc Was incredibly disturbing, and after coming out of it I told them I needed just to go for a walk without them
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Aug 22, 2022 22:22
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https://i.imgur.com/v8wadY9.mp4
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Aug 22, 2022 22:22
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How big is that loving thing?
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Aug 22, 2022 22:32
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Cool, now make a tiny sandwich
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Aug 22, 2022 22:34
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 We need a predator handshake meme that says The Left + The Right = Blaming all the world's ills on women and minorities.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:51
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Yaldabaoth posted:
Guh?
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Aug 22, 2022 23:03
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1561413733003497480?s=20&t=jqxcDHZxOq5AKG20Tecv9Q Reminds me of this classic cursed BBC piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8
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Aug 22, 2022 23:06
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In this specific case, Barrett is probably the last person to blame for Roe getting overturned since she's just a stepford wife who voted how "the men" told her to.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:07
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Yaldabaoth posted:In this specific case, Barrett is probably the last person to blame for Roe getting overturned since she's just a stepford wife who voted how "the men" told her to. I barely read this forum and I still can connect you specifically to this uniquely disturbed posting style.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:12
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Yaldabaoth posted:In this specific case, Barrett is probably the last person to blame for Roe getting overturned since she's just a stepford wife who voted how "the men" told her to. Lol that you remove this powerful woman’s agency in your complaint about society’s treatment of women
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Aug 22, 2022 23:12
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Brother Tadger posted:Lol that you remove this powerful woman’s agency in your complaint about society’s treatment of women Are you going to argue that a woman like Barrett still has agency and wasn't conditioned by conservative society to give it up? Lots of women have agency but I wouldn't say Barrett does.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:23
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1561413733003497480?s=20&t=jqxcDHZxOq5AKG20Tecv9Q Fake, just a beetle with its abdomen removed, probably by a bird.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:26
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Do not hate this poster's post, hate the society that made them think it wasn't threadshitting.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:26
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Going on a hunger strike until the brave powerless victim Amy Coney Barrett is freed from her imprisonment
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Aug 22, 2022 23:31
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Yaldabaoth posted:Are you going to argue that a woman like Barrett still has agency and wasn't conditioned by conservative society to give it up? hi please stop talking for women, you loving idiot She knows exactly what she's doing.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:35
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Half of all white women vote for racist, homophobic, fascist policies but have you considered the fact that women are just smol beans who don't know what they're doing and are helpless idiots? Well don't worry because I, a male feminist, am here to protect them. You fools better leave Amy Coney Barrett and Carolyn Bryant Donham alone or you will face my justice.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:41
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The Anime Liker posted:Half of all white women vote for racist, homophobic, fascist policies but have you considered the fact that women are just smol beans who don't know what they're doing and are helpless idiots? I did not say all women are like that, just the ones who are stupid enough to vote for a party that wants to reduce them to slavery.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk1kB5TAPaI Truth: balls drop Lie: anus tingles
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Aug 23, 2022 00:18
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OK, it's obvious to me I hosed up, so here's something we can all agree on:
Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Aug 23, 2022 |
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Aug 23, 2022 00:49
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#blessed, I would be fascinated to see that happen if I was eating outside
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Aug 23, 2022 00:53
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Captain Hygiene posted:#blessed, I would be fascinated to see that happen if I was eating outside same, plus then it's not trying to do that to my skin
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Aug 23, 2022 00:59
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I’m just imagining the human-sized equivalent. A two-inch thick steak as wide as a basketball court, and me just sawing through a chunk the size of my face with only my teeth. God, it’s the dream.
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Aug 23, 2022 01:05
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It cut out a little heart, that’s precious
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Aug 23, 2022 02:40
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Kharnifex posted:Fake, just a beetle with its abdomen removed, probably by a bird. Double fake. Birds aren't real.
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Aug 23, 2022 02:59
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Mister Speaker posted:Yeah, it's like part of your brain is turned off except for the instinctual part that sees a coat hanging on a hook across the room and thinks it's some monstrous killer. When I got it the paralysis part also affected my speech, so trying to scream literally just came out as whimpering noises. I was going through a high stress period last year that triggered some pretty extreme night terrors. Apparently one night when my wife was getting back from the bathroom I screamed at her like I was dying and sprinted out of the room and down the hall. I only vaguely recollect that I saw a witch trying to grab me and she didn’t find that flattering at all. Before that it was mainly stuff like seeing a black floating mass over her chest in the middle of the night, or a spider crawling on my pillow. Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Aug 23, 2022 |
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Aug 23, 2022 03:01
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Tiny Timbs posted:I was going through a high stress period last year that triggered some pretty extreme night terrors. Apparently one night when my wife was getting back from the bathroom I screamed at her like I was dying and sprinted out of the room and down the hall. I only vaguely recollect that I saw a witch trying to grab me and she didn’t find that flattering at all. According to my partner, I talk and argue in my sleep a lot, and slam my hand on the bed for emphasis. Once I tried to lift my dresser while asleep. Anyway we started sleeping in separate rooms for unrelated reasons* and it's great, can't recommend it enough. (*slightly different work schedules, she's a light sleeper, I'm a heavy sleeper)
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Aug 23, 2022 03:20
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They don't eat the meat themselves, they drink flower nectar and eat fruit -- stuff like that. What they do is bring the arbies back to their babies and feed them it, they need all that protein to grow up big & strong, and meanwhile the larvae use some of what they're fed to produce a gooplike jelly for the adults to chow down on, ensuring they'll be fine even if there is no nectar flowing
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Aug 23, 2022 09:01
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I think they are giving it to their girlfriend, because they bit it off in the shape of a tiny love heart.
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