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Let’s check the reviews…  Although a lot more games need to include a cum accumulation mechanism.
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Just when I thought I knew all the weird poo poo you could be in to there's "stuck in wall."
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I believe there has a been a mistake. This is the thread for terrible, awful games. However, the reviews for Noelle Does Her Best! are very positive.
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Aug 15, 2022 03:05
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It's a simple and wholesome story guys.
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I think we can all do better than just posting yet another steam porn game Granted, some of these things are less explicitly terrible and more just so weird that I don't have much faith in their quality. Take, for instance, Zadel Princess, which appears to be an rpg about fighting monsters through answering random trivia questions. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1893330/Zadel_Princess/  quote:ABOUT THIS GAME And then the game itself looks like this.    Or another title, Kati The Astronaut which is something I feel like I need to actually play because of just how odd it feels. To me, it looks like if an alien who has never heard of video games was tasked with looking at a couple and then making their own, then they might make this.  https://store.steampowered.com/app/2099180/Kati_The_Astronaut/ quote:ABOUT THIS GAME     https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256898456/movie_max_vp9.webm I beg you, please watch the trailer for this game. I am absolutely floored by the apparent design choice to just place dialogue boxes as part of the background instead of having actual dialogue boxes pop up.
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Aug 15, 2022 03:41
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You will fly through dangerous obstacles, possibly including this trailer text
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Aug 15, 2022 03:47
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Just when I thought I knew all the weird poo poo you could be in to there's "stuck in wall." Someone's never tried slodging...   https://www.oglaf.com/slodging/2/
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Aug 15, 2022 04:43
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Just when I thought I knew all the weird poo poo you could be in to there's "stuck in wall." When you watch Winnie the Pooh at an impressionable age.  Ban this sick filth.
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Aug 15, 2022 04:50
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What are you doing, step-poster?
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Aug 15, 2022 04:55
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MechaCrash posted:I don't know why they bother with the off-Steam nude patch. You can just sell porn on Steam now. Having the "adults only" tag on a game hurts discoverability a lot. You'd think there wouldn't be a lot of people who browse Steam with porn turned off and then turn around and buy a bunch of deporned porn games, but evidently, there are enough to be a significant market segment.
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Thuryl posted:Having the "adults only" tag on a game hurts discoverability a lot. You'd think there wouldn't be a lot of people who browse Steam with porn turned off and then turn around and buy a bunch of deporned porn games, but evidently, there are enough to be a significant market segment. 
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FirstAidKite posted:Or another title, Kati The Astronaut Ok, that trailer was something. But you know what the saddest thing about it is? That the author of this abomination still had more self discipline than me in his free-time game development effort, and actually completed and released something, no matter how janky it is. Kati the Astronaut is my secret personal shame. 
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FishMcCool posted:Ok, that trailer was something. But you know what the saddest thing about it is? That the author of this abomination still had more self discipline than me in his free-time game development effort, and actually completed and released something, no matter how janky it is. Kati the Astronaut is my secret personal shame. They have another game up on steam too called Hoverkitty: Hoververse https://store.steampowered.com/app/1928290/Hoverkitty_Hoververse/ https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256878151/movie480_vp9.webm https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256877994/movie480_vp9.webm Its videos are also a thing to behold. Very reminiscent of nightmares. Furthermore, when I went looking up what the other Hoverkitty games are (since they are not on steam but are mentioned in the first hoverkitty video), I ended up finding a trailer for a mobile game called Endless Hoverkitty Into The Cave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oshvk0nXFqU Additionally, that's the official youtube channel for the developer and a lot of their videos seem to be documentation of or tutorials for how to make unity games. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. I wish I had anywhere near the drive, willpower, energy, and persistence to even make a thing. My brain fatigue sets in so quickly when I try to learn how to code, so quickly I end up just passing out as my brain shuts down, and she's over there just making vids about her game dev process to act as tutorials and guides for other people. Good on her.
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Yup, fair play... No just one game, an entire series... One day I'll actually keep working on a project instead of getting bored and starting something new. One day, my very own creation will hopefully grace the hallowed pages of this thread and I'll be able to die peacefully knowing my life has been a success... I'd be tempted to go with Hoverkitty: Stuck in a Wall, but I'd be at the mercy of an IP theft lawsuit...
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FirstAidKite posted:I think we can all do better than just posting yet another steam porn game
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anilEhilated posted:So, does this game have any trivia questions that are not about cartoons? probably not but im curious if the questions are randomly pulled from a list or if the dev hand-crafted progressively harder encounters throughout the game by picking more and more obscure animes to reference like your first fight is probably something like "what series has goku in it" and the endgame is full of questions from some lovely manga that only sold 10 copies back in the 1970s
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Thuryl posted:Having the "adults only" tag on a game hurts discoverability a lot. You'd think there wouldn't be a lot of people who browse Steam with porn turned off and then turn around and buy a bunch of deporned porn games, but evidently, there are enough to be a significant market segment. "Adults only" games are just completely banned on the German Steam store because Valve refuses to do an age verification system that's more than "How old are you? Be honest *wink*" (half of the links in this thread are just "not available in this region"). De-porned porn games are not.
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Tamba posted:"Adults only" games are just completely banned on the German Steam store because Valve refuses to do an age verification system that's more than "How old are you? Be honest *wink*" (half of the links in this thread are just "not available in this region"). I'm surprised if the same isn't the case for UK, considering the anti-porn crusade they've been on the past ~10 years.
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Shining Jump Jumpquote:Yggdra Resonanc (old Shining Maiden)'s cute girl jumping game~!
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More weird than awful, but the idea made me laugh: https://twitter.com/riley_fox/status/1562103764936441858  The greatest writers of all time are fighting each other in the arenas that were inspired by their work.  Although, the few reviews that are up say it's just broken on release, so maybe it is awful after all.
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I wonder if using the same animation style as The Rumble Fish was part of the joke or just a happy accident.
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A 2D fighter with a skeleton that drags you to a ring out from midscreen is certainly a choice. Honestly it just looks like the video game equivalent of a wacky gamer t-shirt. I guess it has rollback at least.
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Captain Hygiene posted:More weird than awful, but the idea made me laugh: drat, based on the title I was sort of hoping this was a new fighting game equivalent of typing of the dead
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Captain Hygiene posted:More weird than awful, but the idea made me laugh: NGL, that goes straight to the wishlist.
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pretty soft girl posted:drat, based on the title I was sort of hoping this was a new fighting game equivalent of typing of the dead I'd be all over that, weird typing games need to become more of a thing.
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The way I'd do it is that there would be a list of moves on screen and you would have to type each one out in order to perform them, the names of the moves would change to something else after you typed them out and if they are extra long or complex then they become more effective.
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Tombot posted:The way I'd do it is that there would be a list of moves on screen and you would have to type each one out in order to perform them, the names of the moves would change to something else after you typed them out and if they are extra long or complex then they become more effective. That's actually a really cool idea.
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FirstAidKite posted:Frantically typing out "ARE YOU OKAY" over and over As a Talim player, let me just say 
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Captain Hygiene posted:
For sale: video game, never worked.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:For sale: video game, never worked. 
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FishMcCool posted:NGL, that goes straight to the wishlist. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1666500/Write_n_Fight/ My favourite character on the trailer is "Latin American Author"
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Nenonen posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1666500/Write_n_Fight/ I think you mean "Latin American Aut"
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Oh good that furry inflation/feeder fetish game is out Apparently it's pretty good, but still, uh, yikes. Edit: the forums are fun 
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Wasn’t there a fighting game on Steam that got removed because Hitler was a character?
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I'm sure everyone here has played PARKET and wished there was more of the world famous hardcore 3d platformer. Well, fear not, because PARKET: EVOLUTION is finally here: You can once again (I presume) play as The Stig from Top Gear in a 3d environment that will amaze your senses:  Practice your climbing skills on palette swap mountain peaks:  Then hit the slopes on the way down:  And work on some of the many Steam Achievements (achievement names are my own guesses):  inherited the king's crown   found the giant shopping trolleyIf you had any doubts, the (currently 3) reviews will dispel them: quote:PARKET Evolution is a great and addicting game. quote:very fun i play a lot quote:first ever person to play the game. its good, its good , its good , its good , its good 10/10 i am speedrunner To keep you busy while you are all downloading this FREE masterpiece, I leave you the trailer: https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256902633/movie480_vp9.webm?t=1661389803
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Recommended posted:40.2 hrs on record (40.0 hrs at review time) I got bored watching the preview, who has that kinda time for this poo poo?
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Rotten Red Rod posted:
OP just because the game doesn't English language doesn't mean it's terrible. You are abusing the thread!!!
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