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mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Android Apocalypse posted:

� but not 100 percent foolproof.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he lied about having a vasectomy

Either that or he's the one in a million that has three vas deferens

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 15:01

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

mdemone posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he lied about having a vasectomy

Either that or he's the one in a million that has three vas deferens

he got vast deferens

# ? Aug 25, 2022 03:46

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

DandyLion posted:

he got vast deferens

# ? Aug 25, 2022 03:54

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

mdemone posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he lied about having a vasectomy

Either that or he's the one in a million that has three vas deferens

That or he's not the father.

(OK, I suppose IVF is a distant option here as well)

# ? Aug 25, 2022 03:55

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 04:30

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Gorilla Radio posted:

Maybe no one else got the reference, but I did and I appreciate.

Edit: https://mobile.twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/844308362070151168?lang=en

I woke up in the middle of the night last night and the realisation hit me that it was a reference to this

# ? Aug 25, 2022 05:19

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

# ? Aug 25, 2022 05:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A bunch of Germans shout NEWSTIME with smiles on.

followed by 30 minutes of static

# ? Aug 25, 2022 06:00

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 06:47

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Android Apocalypse posted:

Always funny when a pussy goes "toot"....

# ? Aug 25, 2022 08:20

teen phone cutie: Jun 18, 2012; last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Hyperlynx posted:

I woke up in the middle of the night last night and the realisation hit me that it was a reference to this

dam bro why are you thinking about posts in your dreams??

# ? Aug 25, 2022 09:04

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

canyoneer posted:

Dr Bronner peppermint soap provides a decently accurate simulation of having a UTI

you forgot to dilute dilute dilute. you probably only dilute'd 2x instead of 3x

# ? Aug 25, 2022 13:05

Detheros: Apr 11, 2010; I want to die.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Ah yes, the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 13:41

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

As I recall that is a silencer for artillery so the swedes(?) can do gunnery practice without annoying their neighbours.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 19:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

They're a very quiet people

# ? Aug 25, 2022 19:55

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Pretty sure that's a loudener

# ? Aug 25, 2022 20:05

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

As I recall that is a silencer for artillery so the swedes(?) can do gunnery practice without annoying their neighbours.

Reminder that at one point instead of tanks, Sweden based their defense on treaded artillery with fixed positions dug to point east, because the only entity to ever attack Sweden in the universe would be Russia.

They weren't fuken wrong.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 20:11

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

BRB going to Home Depot

# ? Aug 25, 2022 20:34

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Now they only have air force, because their army is Finland.

Again, good call!

# ? Aug 25, 2022 20:52

Basic Poster: May 11, 2015; Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Sure could use a deltron 2030 right about now

# ? Aug 25, 2022 21:26

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

OwlFancier posted:

As I recall that is a silencer for artillery so the swedes(?) can do gunnery practice without annoying their neighbours.

German. Can't really shoot artillery anywhere in Germany without people living nearby, so they built that contraption.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 22:27

Noir89: Oct 9, 2012; I made a dumdum

Antigravitas posted:

German. Can't really shoot artillery anywhere in Germany without people living nearby, so they built that contraption.

Apparantly according to a random artikle I found America have some as well on a certain artillery training field for the same reason.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 22:37

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

Nuts and Gum posted:

BRB going to Home Depot

This is very cool and if I tried it it would go straight through my skull.

BRB going to Home Depot

# ? Aug 25, 2022 22:42

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Have fun being part of a class action lawsuit in like 20 years.

you either live long enough to get some class action cash, or you die smiling because your nuts are cool and dry on a hot day. Choose one.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 22:54

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Detheros posted:

Ah yes, the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:37

Xun: Apr 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Reminder that at one point instead of tanks, Sweden based their defense on treaded artillery with fixed positions dug to point east, because the only entity to ever attack Sweden in the universe would be Russia.

They weren't fuken wrong.

Wait I thought the plan was for Sweden to surrender immediately if the Russians ever get through the Finns

# ? Aug 26, 2022 01:13

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Xun posted:

Wait I thought the plan was for Sweden to surrender immediately if the Russians ever get through the Finns

They have a tank round like a shotgun shell, except filled with frozen swedish meatballs. Deliciously lethal against massed infantry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgn1nhUEgo8

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 01:32 on Aug 26, 2022

# ? Aug 26, 2022 01:29

TaurusTorus: Mar 27, 2010; Grab the bullshit by the horns

Xun posted:

Wait I thought the plan was for Sweden to surrender immediately if the Russians ever get through the Finns

The Swedes had a two part plan
one: suicide their entire air force killing all Russian troop transport ships in the Baltic.
two: use their stanks to drive from prepared position to prepared position to bleed the Russians from the Lapland.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 02:16

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Ah yes the swedish flat gently caress tank, always enjoy that one being one of the few modern iterations of the assault gun philosophy.

Very good if know you just want something that can point a big cannon and absolutely nothing else over a hill at a direction where you know the baddies are.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 02:19

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Reminder that at one point instead of tanks, Sweden based their defense on treaded artillery with fixed positions dug to point east, because the only entity to ever attack Sweden in the universe would be Russia.

They weren't fuken wrong.

Certainly worked for the French with the Maginot Line.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 02:49

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Certainly worked for the French with the Maginot Line.

The Maginot line was basically it had the problem of fighting the last war in the current one. The Germans had two good ideas, invade through Belgium, and make a treaty with Russia to not have to fight them. Then they hosed that up by fighting Russia and constantly trying to gently caress with the United Kingdom who had no problems with sending bombers out to flatten their rear end and asking the US for aid, which the US gave them because apparently they were buds again after that whole war thing 130ish years ago.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 03:17

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# ? Aug 26, 2022 04:33

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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Xun posted:

Wait I thought the plan was for Sweden to surrender immediately if the Russians ever get through the Finns

there was a danish politician (mogens glistrup, who was poo poo for a lot of reasons) who suggested replacing the military with an answering machine saying "we surrender", maybe that?

# ? Aug 26, 2022 06:30

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Certainly worked for the French with the Maginot Line.

the maginot line worked perfectly, it was the rest of the French military that failed. that and their leadership thought the Nazis were ok fellows so surrender would be fine.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 06:40

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Certainly worked for the French with the Maginot Line.

I don't think the French expected Russia to attack.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 10:20

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

They have a tank round like a shotgun shell, except filled with frozen swedish meatballs. Deliciously lethal against massed infantry.

That's funny, everybody else used grapes

# ? Aug 26, 2022 12:40

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Kwyndig posted:

The Maginot line was basically it had the problem of fighting the last war in the current one. The Germans had two good ideas, invade through Belgium, and make a treaty with Russia to not have to fight them. Then they hosed that up by fighting Russia and constantly trying to gently caress with the United Kingdom who had no problems with sending bombers out to flatten their rear end and asking the US for aid, which the US gave them because apparently they were buds again after that whole war thing 130ish years ago.

Going through Belgium was obvious and was the point of building the Maginot Line (drawing in more parties in the process).

Then the Nazis went through dense forest. That wasn't part of the plan and where it all went wrong.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 12:48