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my brain is physically unable to parse these as sincere and unironic conversations between grown adults with jobs
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 The wife beaters choice of toastie maker
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c0burn posted:
astonishing
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Aug 19, 2022 18:27
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c0burn posted:
How do these keep getting better?! L is for lmao (by me)
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lol excellent new av
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c0burn posted:
Ahahahahahahaha
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just imagining all the United players eating lunch after training around 2010, where Giggs is talking about his amazeballs new honey and Owen is explaining how acting is the same as lies starting to realise now why Roy Keane lost his mind
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c0burn posted:
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Aug 19, 2022 18:59
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B is for Breville J is for Jail
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c0burn posted:
this guy has gone all in on 'you can't send me to jail, I'm too stupid' and god drat it he has a shot
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sexpig by night posted:this guy has gone all in on 'you can't send me to jail, I'm too stupid' and god drat it he has a shot The Harry redknapp defence getting a welcome airing
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I was prepared to believe the shite poetry, but this toastie maker stuff can't be real, surely?
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whostolemyhat posted:I was prepared to believe the shite poetry, but this toastie maker stuff can't be real, surely? I’ve googled it and I can find no sources  I desperately hope it’s true though.
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The last bit isn't real, unfortunately https://twitter.com/shornKOOMINS/status/1560662673649311744?s=20&t=hU-IejNoTXZEP680UGuILA
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FullLeatherJacket posted:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-62608951 Footballers Gone Feral: Fandabidoozie. You are the jam in my doughnut, the truffle in my pasta, the salt in my tequila.
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Mickolution posted:The last bit isn't real, unfortunately always fun to add a bit of levity to a domestic abuse court case
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Aug 19, 2022 21:57
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Mickolution posted:The last bit isn't real, unfortunately Ah goddam
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Mickolution posted:The last bit isn't real, unfortunately yooooou son of a bitch!!!!!!
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Welsh troll farms are spreading disinfo on this case, don't know what to believe
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FullLeatherJacket posted:just imagining all the United players eating lunch after training around 2010, where Giggs is talking about his amazeballs new honey and Owen is explaining how acting is the same as lies Bold statement for a man that's seen 6 films
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JollyBoyJohn posted:Bold statement for a man that's seen 6 films Was there ever a list of all 6? I vaguely remember him talking about having watched one of them on a plane, and the other coz his girlfriend/wife made him, (I think that one was Jurassic Park), but I do not remember a definitive list of "All films Micheal Owen has watched."
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BrigadierSensible posted:Was there ever a list of all 6? I'm sure pulp fiction was one of the 6 too lol
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i remember cool runnings being in there but also might be mixing it up with some other weird footballer
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Michael Owen posted:“I’ve seen Heat. Wasn’t great.”
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https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/522059993663946754 Since then he has apparently also seen all four Rocky sequels and Creed, the creepy fuckin' doyle
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he was just mad Jurassic Parks aren't real and he can't ride a triceratops, wasn't he
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“Been forced to watch”  What a twat
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he’s a weird and boring little prick op and i hate him so much
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want to sit him down and make him watch My Dinner With Andre as a powerful troll
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Imagine thinking watching Jurassic Park was a chore
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The Deleter posted:Imagine thinking watching Jurassic Park was a chore Maybe the modern ones? I think my kids would choose washing up over Bad Chris.
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I, normally an absolute banter MACHINE, am not touching that one with a ten foot pole.
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real life patrick bateman poo poo
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Why would someone in Italy even have a baseball bat?
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African AIDS cum posted:Why would someone in Italy even have a baseball bat? I have a baseball bat. I have never, ever played baseball.
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Dell_Zincht posted:I have a baseball bat. Give it a try OP
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