Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato

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Blackchamber: Jan 25, 2005

DarklyDreaming posted:

Good rat:

https://i.imgur.com/hu2TpQq.mp4

I love rats, so smart and social and sweet, but man they live such short lives. I can't take that heartbreak so soon.

# ? Aug 28, 2022 04:22

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# ? May 26, 2024 08:30

raverrn: Apr 5, 2005; Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773745003465539585/1013318245618565150/FunnyAnimals-wzgyh7.mp4

# ? Aug 28, 2022 07:13

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

raverrn posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773745003465539585/1013318245618565150/FunnyAnimals-wzgyh7.mp4

Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people shall never be destroyed.

# ? Aug 28, 2022 08:14

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

This baby otter has a terrible drinking problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uirTi13tgmo

# ? Aug 28, 2022 12:23

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Sound:
https://i.imgur.com/yxFIs0y.mp4

My cats do not react to this AT ALL. As a human I'm not surprised; I wondered though if there is some sonic commonality between domesticated cats. Not here, anyway.

# ? Aug 28, 2022 16:23

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

sound
https://i.imgur.com/Z3taPuu.mp4

# ? Aug 28, 2022 17:41

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

DarklyDreaming posted:

And because the phone camera automatically color corrects when orange dog enters the frame

... Also because one of them is not real

# ? Aug 28, 2022 17:46

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

NLJP posted:

... Also because one of them is not real

Which one? :ohdear:

# ? Aug 28, 2022 17:48

RandolphCarter: Jul 30, 2005

Facebook Aunt posted:

Which one?

Dogs don�t really exist. :ssh:

# ? Aug 28, 2022 17:52

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

Warm Fish Salad posted:

Holy hot drat, those are some gorgeous dogs. They look like low-mid content wolfdogs, but I'm not sure.

The brown one looks like one of the Willow clones and she was a wolfdog. Interestingly all of the clones tested as having slightly different wolf percentages.

# ? Aug 28, 2022 18:22

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

Rexie's wardrobe continues to grow, though she still doesn't appreciate bath time.

# ? Aug 28, 2022 18:31

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This baby otter has a terrible drinking problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uirTi13tgmo

He does

# ? Aug 28, 2022 18:50

FishFood: Apr 1, 2012; Now with brine shrimp!

https://twitter.com/KathrineOpossum/status/1563752025338290177?t=kzXsaJLeQaqIuC24OWD1Ow&s=19

# ? Aug 28, 2022 21:07

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/yoda4ever/status/1563730591274733568?s=21&t=7v1Hbi2hahEIobR4x0G4eg

# ? Aug 28, 2022 21:13

FishFood: Apr 1, 2012; Now with brine shrimp!

https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1563877307948814336?t=c-hO195Fj1Eq5vav8KigrA&s=19

the twitter algorithm is serving me great vibes today

# ? Aug 28, 2022 22:31

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/i/status/1563836101965512705

y'all need to check out Goblin Mode from the r/relationships thread, if you haven't seen

https://twitter.com/i/status/1558814660232708096

blight rhino has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Aug 28, 2022

# ? Aug 28, 2022 23:13

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Zero One posted:

https://twitter.com/yoda4ever/status/1563730591274733568?s=21&t=7v1Hbi2hahEIobR4x0G4eg

LMAO the cut at :17 seconds

# ? Aug 29, 2022 00:44

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Wifi Toilet posted:

LMAO the cut at :17 seconds

Definitely had to go shopping for two more to keep the peace.

# ? Aug 29, 2022 00:57

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1564114433609187328?t=7Qp3Twj7XmXzi_2ShkaxEA&s=19

# ? Aug 29, 2022 06:01

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

source gallery

# ? Aug 29, 2022 07:11

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

A Meow-cha

# ? Aug 29, 2022 07:37

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1564114433609187328?t=7Qp3Twj7XmXzi_2ShkaxEA&s=19

Good sounds

# ? Aug 29, 2022 07:38

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

A Meow-cha

Clearly a Mad Cat

# ? Aug 29, 2022 10:01

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

At Universeum in Göteborg today.

Sneks!

Tired sloth!

Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 10:41 on Aug 29, 2022

# ? Aug 29, 2022 10:28

BattyKiara: Mar 17, 2009

raverrn posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773745003465539585/1013318245618565150/FunnyAnimals-wzgyh7.mp4

Product tester at work?

# ? Aug 29, 2022 16:17

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

https://i.imgur.com/Dcs8Cu1.mp4

# ? Aug 29, 2022 20:09

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

Kennel posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Dcs8Cu1.mp4

Why does it have human ears. It's a cat, they don't even fit.

# ? Aug 29, 2022 20:22

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/BDrI1jQ.mp4

# ? Aug 29, 2022 21:10

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Kennel posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Dcs8Cu1.mp4

T-I-Double-Guh-Er.

# ? Aug 29, 2022 21:48

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/DannyDeraney/status/1564277836461924353?s=20&t=LY3BaY-Vqhl2Uap9vRAGow

# ? Aug 29, 2022 22:21

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/BDrI1jQ.mp4

Mantas are just insanely majestic. It hurts me that people hunt them.

# ? Aug 29, 2022 22:39

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Forgall posted:

Why does it have human ears. It's a cat, they don't even fit.

Human ears!?

# ? Aug 29, 2022 22:46

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

IMJack posted:

source gallery

Meow-tal Gear!?!

# ? Aug 29, 2022 22:49

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

This is Robert. He was a rescue from a puppy mill in which all the humans went to jail, and all the dogs found new forever homes.

My mother adopted him, and for the next seven years, he lived on a farm in rural Dodge County, Wisconsin. Then they moved to Berkeley in 2011. Robert was three when he was rescued, and he lived as full a life as a terrier could for 21 years. My mother loved him so much, and this morning we had to say goodbye. Like all dogs, he was, of course, the best dog and a very good boy.

# ? Aug 29, 2022 23:38

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

21's a fantastic run, what a good dog :unsmith:

# ? Aug 29, 2022 23:41

The Wurst Poster: Apr 8, 2005; Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

dog nougat posted:

Meow-tal Gear!?!

MadCat!

# ? Aug 29, 2022 23:48

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

This is Robert. He was a rescue from a puppy mill in which all the humans went to jail, and all the dogs found new forever homes.

My mother adopted him, and for the next seven years, he lived on a farm in rural Dodge County, Wisconsin. Then they moved to Berkeley in 2011. Robert was three when he was rescued, and he lived as full a life as a terrier could for 21 years. My mother loved him so much, and this morning we had to say goodbye. Like all dogs, he was, of course, the best dog and a very good boy.

The Best Boy :unsmith:

^{^{and the best mom}}

# ? Aug 30, 2022 03:41

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

I love Robert and I love your mom for loving Robert ❤️

# ? Aug 30, 2022 05:35

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

A beautiful soul of a good boy

# ? Aug 30, 2022 06:16

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# ? May 26, 2024 08:30

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/robertoupdates/status/1564424783541854208

# ? Aug 30, 2022 07:58

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