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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I said bad things about Dale and I was wrong. Sadness covers me like a blanket.

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dolphinbomb
Apr 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

I've posted this before, but if Peggy was a q anon nut, she would call it "peg-anon".

Nah, she would very confidently mispronounce it "Kway-non".

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

dolphinbomb posted:

Nah, she would very confidently mispronounce it "Kway-non".

Kay-añon

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

FINISH HER

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN


Hank would you please tell Boomhauer Swiss cheese is not Mehican, it is American. I want him to bring some Monterrrrrrey HACK.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Peggy joins twitter and posts her insane sincere thoughts but people perceive her to be a top tier shitposter in the vein of Dril.

The episode resolution is she quits twitter when the foot porn she did in the 90s resurfaces.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Iwo Heeeema

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Man, Clueless still holds up. Brittany Murphy passed too soon.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Watched Beavis & Butthead do the universe. Pretty good but not at same level of Do America. It’s more fun when they’re wrecking a grounded world populated by rational people rather than trying to have the world be bizarre. I did like Butthead trying to drive a car.

LurchinTard
Aug 25, 2022
I miss my buddy who moved up to South Carolina who watched king of the hill every goddamn day. Had entire episodes memorized, could recite random plots of the episodes to you. We haven't seen him in a few months, and every time I say "I tell you hwat" I think of him. Our last photo of senior year before everyone split was standing against a fence drinking cold sodas.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

https://twitter.com/kothscreens/status/1562814342495477760?t=VzV47VHev0pixlsdd-MZnQ&s=19

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


This is the from the one where Hank is constipated right? lol

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Yup. One of those great episodes where Hank gets put in an uncomfortable and vulnerable position and has to deal with everyone knowing.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
The endoscopy scene in that episode gets me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsb6OeFL91U

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Peggy joins twitter and posts her insane sincere thoughts but people perceive her to be a top tier shitposter in the vein of Dril.

The episode resolution is she quits twitter when the foot porn she did in the 90s resurfaces.

Then she joins Only Fans and discovers her big feet are her meal ticket

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Fishstick posted:

The endoscopy scene in that episode gets me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsb6OeFL91U

The doctor is one of my favorite one off characters.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BiggerBoat posted:

Then she joins Only Fans and discovers her big feet are her meal ticket

hank is against it but peggy says it feels liberating. at the end of the episode hank sighs and subscribes to peggy's onlyfeet to show his support for her.

b plot: bill is vocally appalled but also subscribes

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Fur20 posted:

hank is against it but peggy says it feels liberating. at the end of the episode hank sighs and subscribes to peggy's onlyfeet to show his support for her.

b plot: bill is vocally appalled but also subscribes is the first subscriber.

Prof. Banks
Apr 22, 2015

Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!


Bismack Billabongo posted:

Dad what do we do if people come into the KOTH thread to post qanon fanfic about dale gribble

We tell them politely but firmly to leave

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Fur20 posted:

hank is against it but peggy says it feels liberating. at the end of the episode hank sighs and subscribes to peggy's onlyfeet to show his support for her.

b plot: bill is vocally appalled but also subscribes is the biggest (anonymous) contributor.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

The conflict of the episode could be that Peggy starts making enough money that it noticably improves the Hills lives, but soon they find out it's only because Bill is spending every single dollar he can spare on feet pics. The guys only notice Bill doesn't have any money when he brings Mega-Lo off brand beer to the alley.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Bill would definitely end up repeatedly falling in love with twitch streamers who have like 4 followers and so talk to him when they stream

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Bill would be dead.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Bill would buy bath water, drink it and get really sick

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bobby runs into Clark Peters and Dooley talking with some older kids who are trying to get them to join a new club, hears they're called the Proud Boys and decides he should join them as well.

Tries to join with Joseph, who gets rejected and Bobby is told he needs older supervision to join, so gets Bill to do it. They join, hearing about the soft pitch, show up at one protest and realize what's really up, and Hank has to bail them out by infiltrating the protest, where both sides think he is with the other.

I ain't no gat danged anti-fa Bobby.
So you're a fascist dad?
Get in the truck Bobby.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I know hes dead but I like the thought of Cotton doing his frank and honest knowledge bit on the proud boys. Turning it around on that one episode where the guy called him a nazi.

Hank: "proud boys, huh, weird name for an after school club"

Cotton: "Theyre Nazis"

Hank:"Dad, you cant just call these guys Nazis.."

Cotton: "I knows a nazi when i sees one, they shot at me didnt they?"

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Would love a Cotton's Angel episode.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

angel

lol

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

cottons ghost, now that jokes got legs

maybe even full length ones

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


TIL I learned about the cut Bill scene from the finale "To Sirloin with Love" and I'm really mad now that they didn't include it, let alone animate it.

For those that don't know
After Boomhauer's scene where it's revealed that he's a Texas Ranger, the script called for a scene where Bill pulls a box out of his freezer labeled "Wedding Cake" that he then he puts it on his table, stares at it and contemplates eating it, and then gets a whiff of the steaks Hank and Bobby are grilling. He then throws the cake away and goes to the Hill's for steak.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

does bill really require minor redemption? and if so, does he deserve it?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


The Saucer Hovers posted:

does bill really require minor redemption? and if so, does he deserve it?

Both of 'em!

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


The Saucer Hovers posted:

does bill really require minor redemption? and if so, does he deserve it?

pixaal posted:

Both of 'em!

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Lenore

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

I'd have just assumed Bill eats a whole wedding cake every week.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Both of them!

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





the utter contempt on Peggy's face, knowing what he's going to say before she even says it but forced to ask, is what makes the entire episode for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99wH-x_iRho&t=51s

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

The Saucer Hovers posted:

cottons ghost, now that jokes got legs

maybe even full length ones

cotton's ghost is furious with God for giving him "skinny little girl legs"

"these ain't what I left behind on that beach!"

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


He then removes them below the shin and carries the legs around asking jesus when he's gonna give him new legs. I just want ghost Cotton to have little legs still. But also carrying around legs could be funny.

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Where are my legs?! I sent em down to hell to kick nazzi rear end! Me, I've grown into angelic forgiveness, but my legs are still full of Texas vengeance!

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