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StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

compounded daily posted:

CHECK YOUR ZIP CODE

IT COULD BE............

DY-NO-MIIIIIIIIIITE!

CALL NAAAAUUUUGGGHHHWWWWW

My TV was tuned to an off brand antenna channel for a while and the amount of times I saw this after turning off the Playstation or stopping streaming was surprising. It's like you can't watch old shows without old persons commercials.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

StormDrain posted:

My TV was tuned to an off brand antenna channel for a while and the amount of times I saw this after turning off the Playstation or stopping streaming was surprising. It's like you can't watch old shows without old persons commercials.

That's their prime demographic, olds who don't have cable (or streaming). I watch a ton of those sub-channels, and I can at least say I'm happy to have not seen a FarmersOnly.com commercial in several years, that loving jingle is burned into my brain.

On the other hand, some of those channels are great for Sunday Dad-fternoon movies if you mute the boner pill commercials.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


One of our TVs is on CNN for about 12 hours a day, every day. I see every version of GET MONEY ADDED TO YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, Ice T selling me car warranties, and "hey, husband, our neighbor's husband died, so you should get life insurance too and this in no way sounds like I just got an idea."

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

YeahTubaMike posted:

Ooooooohhh boy oh boy oh boy, this Lending Tree commercial isn't as bad as the Prime Day commercial yet, but this is because it feels like I've only heard it thousands of times and not millions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_TGfhdnLQQ

Timby posted:

I want to find the person responsible for the current LendingTree campaign and make them suffer, horribly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_TGfhdnLQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fynhCnnm8E

These commercials are atrocious, but what really bothers me is one of the worst corporate slogans I've ever seen. "Lending Tree. You win." :effort:

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames

Sash! posted:

One of our TVs is on CNN for about 12 hours a day, every day. I see every version of GET MONEY ADDED TO YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, Ice T selling me car warranties, and "hey, husband, our neighbor's husband died, so you should get life insurance too and this in no way sounds like I just got an idea."

the ice t ones are so low budget it's incredible, i love the stock record scratch sound effect

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Don’t know how many Cali goons check this thread but Prop 27 ads have been absolutely non-stop for months now and it suuuuucks.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


Cup of Hemlock posted:

Don’t know how many Cali goons check this thread but Prop 27 ads have been absolutely non-stop for months now and it suuuuucks.

Ugh, yes! And then you get an ad for Prop 26 making GBS threads on Prop 27 right after. It’s like every ad break too and at least one of them uses that Smug Political Ad Voice that I hate. :mad:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
What commercial does the thread title refer to? I tried looking up a commercial by that phrase but I didn't get any results.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It was in the first post of this thread but the video is gone. Basically it was this bizarre McDonalds commercial where a guy is doing some weird beat poetry-esque praise to McNuggets.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I'm impressed by McD's ability to have (apparently) erased it from the entire internet.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The greatest McDonald's ad of all time was the "I'D HIT IT" banner ad.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Look, the #1 rule in marketing is: SEX SELLS

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

It was all downhill from here.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Anything featuring Alexander is horrible.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7cgxPQVSU

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019



Buncha people walkin around with swamp rear end I guess.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Sekhmnet posted:

Buncha people walkin around with swamp rear end I guess.

From where they were showing the stink lines, not just rear end.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.



Why on earth did they put the cheese on the cool side :psyduck:

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

ninjahedgehog posted:

Why on earth did they put the cheese on the cool side :psyduck:

Because it’s cool when it goes in the box duh

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
VAPING CAN DELIVER TOXIC METALS LIKE NICKEL AND LEAD INTO YOUR LUNGS

THAT’S METAL

IN YOUR LUNGS

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I'm the last idiot paying for cable TV. Most of what I watch is sports. I'm also the last idiot listening to over-the-air radio when I drive.

Just how much is there to be made off the bad water at Camp LeJeune?

At least 4 or 5 law firms are running constant ads on the TV and 1 or 2 on radio. I watch Jeopardy and Forensic Files. I'm used to a ton of legal commercials, but nothing has been close to the Camp LeJeune phenomenon.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I'm the last idiot paying for cable TV. Most of what I watch is sports. I'm also the last idiot listening to over-the-air radio when I drive.

Just how much is there to be made off the bad water at Camp LeJeune?

At least 4 or 5 law firms are running constant ads on the TV and 1 or 2 on radio. I watch Jeopardy and Forensic Files. I'm used to a ton of legal commercials, but nothing has been close to the Camp LeJeune phenomenon.

My mother got a letter from the Camp Lejeune people about a week and a half ago telling her that she could get in on the class action lawsuit.

She has never been in the Armed Forces in her life, and my father was in the Navy. He was never at Camp Lejeune….because Camp Lejeune is for the Marine Corps.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Gonz posted:

VAPING CAN DELIVER TOXIC METALS LIKE NICKEL AND LEAD INTO YOUR LUNGS

THAT’S METAL

IN YOUR LUNGS

DON'T PUT METAL IN YOUR LUNGS PUT IT IN THERE DO NOT PUT IT IN THERE

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
For youtube, I only block MAGA ads, gambling ads (not sure why they bother me so much, I'm not against gambling) and solar ads (I am sure why they bother me so much, these are scams). You seem to get more ads in total if you block these ads and of course completely irrelevant, but I feel like I've grown less bothered by them and at least for now managed to avoid youtube's campaign to annoy me into youtube ad-free which seemed to be what they decided they were doing at the start of this year.

I have noticed at least a few political ads that are so fast I don't have time to block them if the remote isn't in my hand which is an interesting tactic.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I'm the last idiot paying for cable TV. Most of what I watch is sports. I'm also the last idiot listening to over-the-air radio when I drive.

Just how much is there to be made off the bad water at Camp LeJeune?

At least 4 or 5 law firms are running constant ads on the TV and 1 or 2 on radio. I watch Jeopardy and Forensic Files. I'm used to a ton of legal commercials, but nothing has been close to the Camp LeJeune phenomenon.

In the past two weeks, I've gotten 14 emails about the water thing.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Rick posted:

gambling ads (not sure why they bother me so much, I'm not against gambling)

I'm not against gambling either, but gambling ads seem particularly sketchy these days, especially now that MLB encourages it so much. Announcers talk about odds during games, there are segments of baseball shows in which analysts discuss odds, these gambling discussions are peppered with gambling platform sponsor ads (Draft Kings DRAFT KINGS DRAFT KINGS ISN'T GAMBLING AWESOME WHEN YOU USE DRAFT KINGS??? :stare:) -- then a little "if you have a gambling problem, call this number" message at the speed of light after the discussion has taken place. It just seems extra predatory lately.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

YeahTubaMike posted:

I'm not against gambling either, but gambling ads seem particularly sketchy these days, especially now that MLB encourages it so much. Announcers talk about odds during games, there are segments of baseball shows in which analysts discuss odds, these gambling discussions are peppered with gambling platform sponsor ads (Draft Kings DRAFT KINGS DRAFT KINGS ISN'T GAMBLING AWESOME WHEN YOU USE DRAFT KINGS??? :stare:) -- then a little "if you have a gambling problem, call this number" message at the speed of light after the discussion has taken place. It just seems extra predatory lately.

It really does. Give it 5-10 years and it will be regulated like alcohol and tobacco advertising.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Mister Kingdom posted:

In the past two weeks, I've gotten 14 emails about the water thing.

My Dad was stationed at Camp Leguine (sp?) and died of esophageal cancer. He was also a smoker and worked as a painter in a factory for decades, so his cancer could have been caused by any number of things. But my mom has retained a lawyer and I hope she takes those bastards for six figures. He battled it for five years.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
I once saw ads for pro football concussion class action lawsuits; if there are as many people eligible as these Camp Lejune lawyers are saying, one of them will bet there's a profit in dropping money on a Super Bowl ad.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I got a big ol bowl for five bucks

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Rick posted:

gambling ads (not sure why they bother me so much, I'm not against gambling)

How do those lovely free online casino sites make money anyway when everyone has the disclaimer at the bottom that says "NOT A GAMBLING WEBSITE. CANNOT WIN OR SPEND REAL MONEY"?

I'm assuming they are are just free-to-play fronts that they can legally advertise on tv with boosted up win rates, then once you join and win a bunch of funny money, then you start getting popups saying "Psst, wouldn't it be better if that was real money you were winning? Well you can go to our sister site [link here] to make it big!"

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
I think some do check to see if you've got legal gambling in their state and funnel you to it. At least one or two of them let you win bonus stuff that ties into Vegas casino rewards programs, so they're playing the long game. But some of them are sadder. They're genuinely just for fun money. But they cap you or start to limit your wins and then offer to sell you bonus fun money through aggressive microtransitions, watching ads or typical mobile game stuff. It's basically tapping into gambling addictions/addictive personalities in places that haven't legalized online gaming.

At least with real gambling you could theoretically win a jackpot and with Gacha games you can end up with a cool looking picture of a dragon to fight other stuff. Just the worst of both.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
I think NPR's This American Life had a episode where 3 people got into ruinous amounts od debt from microtranaction games.

An old woman ruined her and her husbands retirement years. lost their dream home they built, etc. literally millions of dollars converted to funbucks during the era where there were no real gambling game apps. Also the "casino-style" game she played had some ex-casino consultant that would call and text her and comp her free funbucks.

lol at exploitative industries using behavioral psychologists/science to maximize "engagement." (dont remember the 3rd example, but some boy ruined his mom's fin because facebook made it hard to not auto charge stuff so the kid just bought all the cool swords for his dumb skinner box game)

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


RC and Moon Pie posted:

Just how much is there to be made off the bad water at Camp LeJeune?

Camp Lejeune's water issue affected an excess of a million people (according to the CDC). There's just a shitload of people that have standing. I'm hard pressed to think of any other suit with such a broad group. Even 3M's earplug problem is "only" like 230,000 people.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Linda got a lendah

I want to hang myself each time one of those commercials comes on

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

PhazonLink posted:

I think NPR's This American Life had a episode where 3 people got into ruinous amounts od debt from microtranaction games.

An old woman ruined her and her husbands retirement years. lost their dream home they built, etc. literally millions of dollars converted to funbucks during the era where there were no real gambling game apps. Also the "casino-style" game she played had some ex-casino consultant that would call and text her and comp her free funbucks.

lol at exploitative industries using behavioral psychologists/science to maximize "engagement." (dont remember the 3rd example, but some boy ruined his mom's fin because facebook made it hard to not auto charge stuff so the kid just bought all the cool swords for his dumb skinner box game)

Looking forward to all the sports betting tragedies where you can bet $5 and get $1k free! And definitely looking forward to that already endless deluge of ads

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009

PhazonLink posted:

I think NPR's This American Life had a episode where 3 people got into ruinous amounts od debt from microtranaction games.

An old woman ruined her and her husbands retirement years. lost their dream home they built, etc. literally millions of dollars converted to funbucks during the era where there were no real gambling game apps. Also the "casino-style" game she played had some ex-casino consultant that would call and text her and comp her free funbucks.

lol at exploitative industries using behavioral psychologists/science to maximize "engagement." (dont remember the 3rd example, but some boy ruined his mom's fin because facebook made it hard to not auto charge stuff so the kid just bought all the cool swords for his dumb skinner box game)

It's buried somewhere in the Giant Bomb podcast archive, but someone had tales from mobile game consultants. There were consulting groups that specifically helped with "whales." Tracking was so complete that they had explicit profiles and could do things like notice that one particular big spender who loved the Lakers was playing their game. So they put together a not technically the Lakers theme basketball outfit that was intended just for him and made it a big premium thing knowing that he'd pay a ton to get it. Crazy stuff.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Sash! posted:

Camp Lejeune's water issue affected an excess of a million people (according to the CDC). There's just a shitload of people that have standing. I'm hard pressed to think of any other suit with such a broad group. Even 3M's earplug problem is "only" like 230,000 people.

how the hell do you gently caress up ear plugs

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

how the hell do you gently caress up ear plugs

You know those stem kind that have three hemispheres and sort of look like little round pine trees? 3M made a kind that had two "cones" on them so they were double sided. One side was "block everything" and the other was "block very loud very short sounds." In theory, the second side was good for allowing you to hear people talking but block loud damaging sounds. The military thought this was fantastic for combat and bought mountains of them.

Turns out that they had a tendency to roll one of flanges the wrong way when you put them in, so they didn't properly seal in the ear. They provided some protection, but not nearly enough. Kept you from going completely deaf, but you lost something.

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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

I once saw ads for pro football concussion class action lawsuits; if there are as many people eligible as these Camp Lejune lawyers are saying, one of them will bet there's a profit in dropping money on a Super Bowl ad.

If they get Matt Damon to call you a pussy if you don’t join the lawsuit(s)…we’ll, didn’t work out so great for crypto…:allears:

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