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Framboise posted:NYC in general seems like an incredibly cursed place. I am not sure why it gets idolized so much. Which flyover state do you live in?
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NYC is the greatest place in the world, anyone who has ever been there knows that. Only thing I don't like is how the locals hate when midwesterners like me stop in the middle of the sidewalk and point at the Chrysler building because "holy loving poo poo! look at that awesome building!" They should take more time out of their lives to realize they live in the greatest place in human history, period. Oh yeah and a bottle of wine that costs $12 here is $60 there, that sucks.
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Aug 31, 2022 04:50
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New York City? More like New Yuck lovely
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Aug 31, 2022 04:51
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Mustached5thGrader posted:Which flyover state do you live in? One that is probably just as cursed in its own way, but the difference is no one's under any illusions of it not being that way*. *except probably our politicians
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Aug 31, 2022 05:25
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Framboise posted:NYC in general seems like an incredibly cursed place. I am not sure why it gets idolized so much. It's hyped up by people who have enough money and means to not ride the subway
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Aug 31, 2022 05:29
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Jabberlock posted:It's hyped up by people who have enough money and means to not ride the subway The subway is also great. I would prefer homeless people masturbated in the library and not the subway cars, but they were there before me so I guess it’s not really my place to stop them.
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Aug 31, 2022 05:32
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Framboise posted:NYC in general seems like an incredibly cursed place. I am not sure why it gets idolized so much. Frank Sinatra wrote a song about it. He didn't write a song called Cincinatti, Cincinatti did he? Checkmate athetits.
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Aug 31, 2022 05:33
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I always imagine the midwest like that town from Napoleon Dynamite. A complete cultural wasteland where the only marker for what year it is are the songs on the radio. Uninspired chuds set up the bare minimum amount of civilisation required to plant corn and eventually turn it into diabetes. I lived in NY for a time and I'll take being a subway jerker over that life any day.
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Aug 31, 2022 05:53
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Napoleon Dynamite shows how amazing life is in Idaho. Unrelated: 
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Aug 31, 2022 06:02
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Nigmaetcetera posted:NYC is the greatest place in the world, anyone who has ever been there knows that. Only thing I don't like is how the locals hate when midwesterners like me stop in the middle of the sidewalk and point at the Chrysler building because "holy loving poo poo! look at that awesome building!" I've been to other major cities around the world. NYC is pretty cool, and maybe the best city in the US. It's no Tokyo, though. Not even close.
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Aug 31, 2022 06:07
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The subway is also great. I would prefer homeless people masturbated in the library and not the subway cars, but they were there before me so I guess it’s not really my place to stop them. The subway is amazing, you can be shithouse drunk, lost in the wrong borough with a dead phone, and just slur words at a New Yorker and they'll somehow direct you to the correct train to get home. Incidentally that is the only time a New Yorker will talk to you, every other transaction is handled in the native language, a series of nagatory or affirmative grunts or car horn blasts depending on location. Unrelated. 
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Aug 31, 2022 06:33
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I  N.Y.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:NYC is the greatest place in the world Those losers can't even make barbecue or fried chicken. Doesn't even break the top 20 for Northeastern cities that start with N.
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Aug 31, 2022 07:12
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The only thing that really sucks about NYC other than the subway being unreliable lately is that the Mexican food is hot garbage (apparently it's ok some places in queens) In Chicago I've never been more than a 5 minute walk from a 7/10 hole in the wall Mexican joint and every neighborhood has one or two 10/10 ones
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Aug 31, 2022 07:34
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The food in New York is just unbelievably dire no matter where you go. It's like if you took everything cool out of New Orleans and only kept the gentrification and the piss odor.
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Aug 31, 2022 07:38
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NYC is just lovely Tokyo
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Aug 31, 2022 07:43
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The Anime Liker posted:The food in New York is just unbelievably dire no matter where you go. I'm gonna finish this shwarma from this food cart at 4:30AM, and then I'm gonna try and kick your rear end before the food poisoning kicks in.
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Aug 31, 2022 07:46
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Elviscat posted:I'm gonna finish this shwarma from this food cart at 4:30AM, and then I'm gonna try and kick your rear end before the food poisoning kicks in. No shwarma, only khlav kalash.
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Aug 31, 2022 07:48
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Midwesterners even hosed up pizza. Chi town has that deep dick pizza or whatever it is. I've never had it but it looks like heartburn waiting to happen. On the other hand Ye came out of Chicago so yeah
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Aug 31, 2022 07:57
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Thanks to the FDA it's getting almost impossible to buy a good can of crab juice from a cart
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Aug 31, 2022 07:57
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"It's da greatest city in da woild baybee" - bumpkin who's never been more than 15 blocks from home and doesn't realize he lives in an Epcot Center facsimile of other cultures where white guys with ponytails are serving him "Mexicano Authentico" and he thinks he's in some great sophisticated melting pot
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Aug 31, 2022 07:57
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"Wah Wah, New York's not the literal cultural center of the entire United States and one of the few great cities of the world" -some dork who's jealous as hell of NYC
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Aug 31, 2022 09:08
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The Anime Liker posted:Those losers can't even make barbecue or fried chicken. Those are for poor people. NYC food is made from poor people.
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Aug 31, 2022 10:26
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http://i.imgur.com/PDjllOF.mp4 Post more images and less dumb opinions about places. plz.k.thanks
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Aug 31, 2022 10:42
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staberind posted:http://i.imgur.com/PDjllOF.mp4 Blessed.
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Aug 31, 2022 10:49
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Elviscat posted:"Wah Wah, New York's not the literal cultural center of the entire United States and one of the few great cities of the world" Post your apartment and how much you pay for it
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Aug 31, 2022 11:22
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Mr. Fix It posted:NYC is just lovely Tokyo how many anime pillows do you have?
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Aug 31, 2022 11:30
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Teddy Taste always wants his taste
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Burt Gherkin posted:Midwesterners even hosed up pizza. Chi town has that deep dick pizza or whatever it is. I've never had it but it looks like heartburn waiting to happen. On the other hand Ye came out of Chicago so yeah Lol have you seen that pizza abomination from detroit(?) covered in Kraft cheese singles or whatever it is? That is truly cursed.
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Aug 31, 2022 11:55
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Frank Frank posted:Lol have you seen that pizza abomination from detroit(?) covered in Kraft cheese singles or whatever it is? That is truly cursed. I think that is Cincinnati, Detroit is the rectangular one
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Yaldabaoth posted:Jesus truly is a curse on all levels. This is a photoshop of some ancient youtube video btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bufRlApJtxk
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Aug 31, 2022 12:52
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The Anime Liker posted:The food in New York is just unbelievably dire no matter where you go. Tell me you've never been to Queens without telling me you've never been to Queens.
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Aug 31, 2022 15:34
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Navigating Queens is cursed af though.
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Aug 31, 2022 15:39
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ultrafilter posted:Navigating Queens is cursed af though. Imagine that laid down on top of extremely hilly terrain, with very steep ups and downs all over the place. That's driving in the Pittsburgh suburbs.
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Aug 31, 2022 15:44
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ultrafilter posted:Navigating Queens is cursed af though. poo poo like this is why I navigate using landmarks like most living creatures do.
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Aug 31, 2022 15:46
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I'll stay in one of the Zero 9/11's countries, thank you.
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Aug 31, 2022 15:56
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ultrafilter posted:Tell me you've never been to Queens without telling me you've never been to Queens. What's your favorite place in Queens to get a worse version of something you'd find in Philly or El Paso or San Francisco or New Orleans? And how tight is the man bun of the server mispronouncing the name of the dish?
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Aug 31, 2022 18:26
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New York would be better without the New Yorkers. Also, if it wasn't in the US. Either/or, really. Like, if New York was in Canada, it would probably be pretty awesome. Wait, that's Toronto, right? Never been there.
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Toronto desperately wishes it was NY
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