Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

credburn posted:

The Fifty Shades of Grey books have more use of the word "crap" and its derivatives than any other book published. I've not heard a person say "crap" like that since I was a kid, and the first or second time she used it in the book it stood out. She goes on to use it... hang on, I actually wrote this down while reading them ten years ago.

Fifty Shades of Grey:
Crap: 39
Double Crap: 7
Triple-Crap: 1
Holy Crap: 40
Crapola: 1

89 craps

Fifty Shades Darker:
Crap: 26
Double Crap: 1
Holy Crap: 2

29 craps

Fifty Shades Freed:

Crap: 24
Double Crap: 1
Holy Crap: 19
Holy loving Crap: 1

45 craps

Total: 163 craps. 1 crap every 9.97 pages.

Ana is weirdly infantilised throughout the books and using crap instead of a stronger swear word is just one example of that.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Blood Nightmaster posted:

I don't think E.L. James is Mormon, that would be Stephenie Meyer (the one who actually wrote Twilight/was later used as a basis for Fifty Shades)

I feel like the large amount of craps are due to her just trying and failing to Americanize things?? Like if somebody born and raised in the US tried to write a novel based in the UK and assumed the best way to get that across was if every character interjected with a "bloody [x]!" every two minutes

Is that not how the British speak? (between taking sips from their tea of course)

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
I like it when British people say "Leftinent" because I wanna say "what about the right one?!?!" One day.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Blood Nightmaster posted:

I feel like the large amount of craps are due to her just trying and failing to Americanize things?? Like if somebody born and raised in the US tried to write a novel based in the UK and assumed the best way to get that across was if every character interjected with a "bloody [x]!" every two minutes

This is basically what happened with the Wachowski's script for V for Vendetta, although the word they were fixated on was "bollocks".

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Blood Nightmaster posted:

Like if somebody born and raised in the US tried to write a novel based in the UK and assumed the best way to get that across was if every character ejaculated with a "bloody [x]!" every two minutes

Fixed that for you.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯
Probably throw some tossers in there for good measure

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Let’s just not have a “bloody bollocks tosser”, that doesn’t sound like fun for anyone involved.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Another fun game to play is 'spot the white author'. If none of the Caucasian characters get their features described, but as soon as a black man walks in, the center of attention becomes just how utterly mulatto his skin color is, you won!

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

CJacobs posted:

Another fun game to play is 'spot the white author'. If none of the Caucasian characters get their features described, but as soon as a black man walks in, the center of attention becomes just how utterly mulatto his skin color is, you won!
Extra points if you do the former, then retroactively pretend on Twitter you didn't describe the character's features to be inclusive, then have someone pointing out that you've actually described the character once in a way that is incompatible with her being anything but vanilla.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

That Italian Guy posted:

Extra points if you do the former, then retroactively pretend on Twitter you didn't describe the character's features to be inclusive, then have someone pointing out that you've actually described the character once in a way that is incompatible with her being anything but vanilla.

Rowling's dumbshittery is an entirely different shade of stupid: she actually did describe all her characters in a lot of physical detail... but didn't mention any racial features for any of the characters that weren't BLATANTLY non-white.

In retrospect, I completely understand that corner of the fanbase that decided Blaise Zabini was a perfect white person for them to write as their self-insert and then got mad at the reveal they were black. With Rowling the fact she didn't mention a race usually DOES mean 'white', how were they supposed to guess the one exception?

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Can really tell that it's fanfic with the names changed.

are you under the impression that there's no swearing in fanfiction

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Blood Nightmaster posted:

I don't think E.L. James is Mormon, that would be Stephenie Meyer (the one who actually wrote Twilight/was later used as a basis for Fifty Shades)

I feel like the large amount of craps are due to her just trying and failing to Americanize things?? Like if somebody born and raised in the US tried to write a novel based in the UK and assumed the best way to get that across was if every character interjected with a "bloody [x]!" every two minutes

lmao i was this many minutes old when i realized those are not the same person/not by the same author, my bad

OzyMandrill
Aug 12, 2013

Look upon my words
and despair

Talk of the hippies reminded me of a museum in Denmark I visited about the communes that were set up. The stories from the men are all peace, love and sharing, but in the middle they start adding comments from the women - who basically said that even though the men talked about equality they still somehow split work into mens and womens work. No prizes for guessing how the division of labour turned out.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Men hunted weed and pizza I bet

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

OzyMandrill posted:

Talk of the hippies reminded me of a museum in Denmark I visited about the communes that were set up. The stories from the men are all peace, love and sharing, but in the middle they start adding comments from the women - who basically said that even though the men talked about equality they still somehow split work into mens and womens work. No prizes for guessing how the division of labour turned out.

"Men will be taking on the mental work of thinking of new ideas. For instance, I thought up this idea that women should be picking oakum while the men go chat and smoke."

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

Torquemada posted:

Men hunted weed and pizza I bet

Its an important task, but one me and my partner fulfill in equal measure.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯
I feel like weed is more something that you'd graze on, not hunt

Shwoo
Jul 21, 2011

Said chat: The problem with using said a bunch isn't the word itself, it's when there's a long stretch of dialogue that's all formatted the same. If you have something that's like

pre:
"Blah blah blah," said Holmes.

"Blah?" said Watson.

"Blah blah blah blah, blah blah," said Holmes.

"Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah," said Watson.

"Blah blah, blah," said Holmes.

"Blah blah..." said Watson.
You could replace the blahs with the most amazing, subtly written dialogue in the world, and it'll still look awkward and draw too much attention to the words on the page. If you don't need extra information about how the dialogue is said, but do need to specify who is talking, having the character do a relevant action in the same paragraph is an option. Like, Holmes rose from his seat and ejaculated out the window. "Blah blah blah blah, blah blah." That would break it up a bit.

For adverbs, even if you restrict the definition to just mean words that end in -ly that modify verbs, they're all right if they're used properly. Stephen King's thing about never using adverbs just seems like "the only correct writing style is my writing style" blinders. Obviously it works well for him. Rowling could probably afford to use them less in her dialogue tags, though.

I learned about said being invisible when I was twelve or thirteen. I guess I was trying to write something, and got frustrated because I kept running out of synonyms for said. Obviously, real writers knew all the right synonyms, because they wrote whole books full of dialogue. Maybe I could learn from the ones they used. So I got up and grabbed the best written book I knew: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

It could've turned out worse.

Speaking of Rowling,

Cleretic posted:

In retrospect, I completely understand that corner of the fanbase that decided Blaise Zabini was a perfect white person for them to write as their self-insert and then got mad at the reveal they were black. With Rowling the fact she didn't mention a race usually DOES mean 'white', how were they supposed to guess the one exception?
It's not even really an exception, when he was just a name called out in the first book's Sorting scene until then. He didn't even have a gender, which probably contributed to his popularity as a self insert/generic Slytherin love interest.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
Stephen King uses a fair amount of adverbs and after reading On Writing they stick out like Wilhelm Screams. Can't unsee.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"I'm getting tired of using 'said'", he averred exasperatedly.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"We're done with 'said' when I say so!" I hiss

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
adverbs are extremely good actually

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Adverbs significantly improve every sentence and should be used profusely.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
"How many times can we really use the word 'said' though? After every sentence of dialog?" he questioned.

Shwoo
Jul 21, 2011

I think Stephen King just has a really narrow idea of what an adverb is. I helped him out by taking the adverbs out of that bit of advice from On Writing.

quote:

I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs, and I will shout it from the rooftops. To put it another way, they're like dandelions. If you have one on your lawn, it looks pretty and unique. If you fail to root it out, , you find five the next day... fifty the day after that... and, my brothers and sisters, your lawn is covered with dandelions. you see them for the weeds they are, but it's—GASP!!— late.
(I don't think he used any in the first three sentences)
(I'm aware that the "totally, completely, and profligately covered" bit was ironic)

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Shwoo posted:

Stephen King's thing about never using adverbs just seems like "the only correct writing style is my writing style" blinders.
I know writers who use abverbs and they're all cowards.
- Stephen King, probably.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

I recall the dialogue in the Goosebumps books literally never using “said”. It might not be all of the books, but R.L. Stine really went out of his way to avoid it, likely for educational reasons in expanding children’s vocabulary.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Brawnfire posted:

"We're done with 'said' when I say so!" I hiss

"STOP SAYING SAID." I bellow.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Said is fine, he opined.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Shwoo posted:

I think Stephen King just has a really narrow idea of what an adverb is. I helped him out by taking the adverbs out of that bit of advice from On Writing.

(I don't think he used any in the first three sentences)
(I'm aware that the "totally, completely, and profligately covered" bit was ironic)

Joke's on him, I love dandelions.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Adverbs significantly improve every sentence and should be used profusely.

This statement makes me so angrily mad.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

heckin mad

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



oldpainless posted:

You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry.

I feel like some futurama episodes should be in here. Not the dog one (that one was too sad even when it aired), but episodes like the Gender Bender or Bend Her. I feel like the writers were going with “Bender will do literally anything to win or make a quick buck”, and idk how they stuck the landing when airing those episodes…but now they just fall flat.

That’s in addition to all the random pop culture stuff whose references are lost on a lot of people now :v:

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Those episodes fell flat when they first aired from what I recall, it's not because they were offensive, they just weren't funny even then.

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


One of my favorite early 2000s jokes that doesn't track now is "cell phones are getting too small!" stuff. Futurama definitely did it (I think Amy swallows her phone multiple times) but it was also a gag in Zoolander and I feel like there was some SNL stuff with it too.

Then we got the ability to watch porn on our phones and nothing was big enough.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Randalor posted:

Those episodes fell flat when they first aired from what I recall, it's not because they were offensive, they just weren't funny even then.
at least one part of one of those episodes makes me laugh every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBtHXC-JOX8

"I'm not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!"

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

The offensive bits aside, Futurama has a strong tendency to get dated just because so much of the comedy was about the year 3000 being just like the year 2000 but with more robots and spaceships. Hell, they had a whole episode about Napster.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tenebrais posted:

The offensive bits aside, Futurama has a strong tendency to get dated just because so much of the comedy was about the year 3000 being just like the year 2000 but with more robots and spaceships. Hell, they had a whole episode about Napster.

That episode at least did something fun with the concept and established setting stuff, though even vaguely genuine anti-piracy is never going to go over well as it is.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

SNL did a skit where the joke was that only the common people had phone getting smaller.

"Cammy Diaz has a phone the size of a brick!"

Much like jokes about the ever increasing size of boom boxes (do those still exist?), a tech change reverses what seems like a universal trend.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply