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Tankbuster posted:As far as Asian american representation goes, Harold and Kumar is the peak. Just two horny and hungry dumbasses going to eat borgir. otoh the second movie paved way for the public rehabilitation of dubya extremely regrettable
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Aug 31, 2022 20:57
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a sequal to harold and kumar didn't opave the way for n e thing
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Aug 31, 2022 21:25
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Antonymous posted:I got a a friend producing a feature film in hollywood right now, I think they're going into production in a week or two it owns how nobody understands that most asian immigrants to the united states are poor because most media foreign and domestic straight up acts like they dont exist even eeaao implies that the only reason the main character is poor is because shes the most incompetent version of herself in the multiverse
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Aug 31, 2022 21:30
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Aren't most new Chinese immigrants in Australia rich? They just don't get any media representation (probably for the better.)
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Aug 31, 2022 21:40
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I didn't like how Harold became a banker in the third movie, even though it tracks with the typical upper middle class, Gen X Asian American career path.
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Aug 31, 2022 21:49
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I had no idea there was a third Harold and Kumar
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Aug 31, 2022 21:50
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the second harold and kumar was total dogshit so the third one probably shouldn't exist. this is the first I'm hearing of it
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Aug 31, 2022 21:52
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it makes avatar look avatarded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZpFjWOCHAM
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Aug 31, 2022 21:54
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The third one is produced by Netflix, It's called Cowboy Bebop.
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Aug 31, 2022 22:00
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Aug 31, 2022 22:23
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what movies are those summarizing
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Aug 31, 2022 22:25
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House of Flying Daggers Happy Together High and Low Parasite Godzilla Hari Kari Probably could have included an Edward Yang or Ozu film
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Aug 31, 2022 22:31
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Asian Cinema - there's a kid whose neck is so kinked its debilitating and his dad, who's having a lot of problems with the mom, sees it as an excuse to go away from home so he can gently caress boys in bath houses while taking the kid to visit different doctors/mystics etc around the country. On one trip the kid is tired of waiting for the dad to come back to the hotel so he goes to a bath house to try and relax when a strange man enters his room and jerks him off. the light turns on. it's his dad. the dad, so embarassed that he jerked off his son, slaps him so hard it fixes his neck. American Cinema - A guy in a cape stops a big laser
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Aug 31, 2022 23:11
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Antonymous posted:Asian Cinema - How big is the laser though?
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Aug 31, 2022 23:17
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A sequel to the neck movie. The kid is older now and his dad died. He's facing homelessness and sells watches on a pedestrian bridge. A lady traveling to france buys a watch with two time zones. After she purchases it the kid finds he cannot pee, and compulsively starts setting every watch in his collection, clock at home, and eventually clock in the entire city to Paris time. The woman, in france, keeps seeing other asian faces in the crowd, almost haunting her, and she's desperately missing home, she starts a sexual relationship with a hong kong woman who's feeling the same. Finally the kid, in asia, sets the giant clock on the train station to paris time, and can pee again. In paris, the lady sees the kid's father as another tourist in the crowd. A sequel to that movie (mediated by a short film). The kid still needs money and becomes a pornographic actor. The lady comes back from France and finally finds him. They start a relationship but he doesn't want her to know about his career change. I think she works in a video store with a porn section so it's a matter of time. He's on a shoot with a japanese actress when a bottle cap gets stuck inside the actress and she passes out. The director insists they keep filming. It's in the same building as his girlfriend lives and she finds the set. She realizes the passed out actress is too lifeless and starts moaning in rhythm to help sell it. As the kid climaxes he lunges his dick into her mouth. Fin. It's like a 10 movie cinematic universe and they all rule
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Aug 31, 2022 23:22
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I thought eeaao was about a mom freaking out because her daughter revealed she liked girls, the mom freaked out so much she did a Pan’s Labrynth routine.
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Aug 31, 2022 23:24
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Owned China lovers https://twitter.com/UyghurProject/status/1565095239022436356?t=_EOYWZ6e8zqHpNHQMz6c_g&s=19
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Aug 31, 2022 23:29
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Torpor posted:I thought eeaao was about a mom freaking out because her daughter revealed she liked girls, the mom freaked out so much she did a Pan’s Labrynth routine. i wanted to believe there was some sort of mental breakdown element at play but all the multiverse stuff seemed way too sincere and unambiguous to support that reading it doesnt help that the lesbian daughter aspect is shunted way into the background as is the divorce both are just things that are happening and its not really clear why either is such a big deal i actually spent like half the movie thinking the divorce was being done for strategic tax reasons because thats how underexplained it was
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Aug 31, 2022 23:32
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its also very out of character for the husband to have a surprise divorce on the ready
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Aug 31, 2022 23:35
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KirbyKhan posted:This was genuinely a cool click from a data infographics perspective. Like it's cool to scroll through this. The author's thesis and stance are dogshit. Lmao omg china is wrong for doing the prime time style edits of sex jokes lmao. That's how china controls it's population rofl. I do not believe that the censorship done to Big Bang Theory were inherently bad, or even that much related to political control because those cut bits sucked rear end. Thank you china for removing 1.5 hours of dull zingers about these nerd's cocks and balls. lol at cleanflix. got sued by the directors for compromising their artistic vision and lost, and had to go out of business
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Aug 31, 2022 23:35
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Mr Hootington posted:Owned China lovers skimming this and apparently they have no data whatsoever from this decade the conclusions are only willing to make definitive statements to the effect of "bad things happened from 2017-2019" lol
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Aug 31, 2022 23:37
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Not to defend UN but COVID kind of put a lot of things on hold starting in 2020.
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Aug 31, 2022 23:42
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Torpor posted:I thought eeaao was about a mom freaking out because her daughter revealed she liked girls, the mom freaked out so much she did a Pan’s Labrynth routine. it's about having a lot going on and navigating it from the perspective of not really getting it and just sort of trying to muddle through
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Aug 31, 2022 23:57
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Some Guy TT posted:i wanted to believe there was some sort of mental breakdown element at play but all the multiverse stuff seemed way too sincere and unambiguous to support that reading It basically is, fantasy is just making the internal world external. The multiverse is just a representation of the feeling of failure and lost potential. quote:divorce was being done for strategic tax reasons because thats how underexplained it was He didn't want a divorce, he wanted thr papers to shock her into listening to him and taking him seriously.
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Sep 1, 2022 00:07
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Neck jerk off movie: okay somebody give me the title Everything everywhere: there are 3 different relationship threads in the story family. Old grandpa and the mom; husband and wife; mother and lesbians daughter. Both the granddad and parents are first gen migrants. I thought their relationships were handled well and felt relatable. The parents and the 2nd gen zoomed daughter relationship was a meh. However the Chinese dialogues are quite good so the filmmakers can't be 2nd gen zoomers who don't read and write Chinese. I haven't checked the age of the filmmakers that's just my hunch. The multiverse stuff: frankly it is a turn off for me. Filmmaker feels like some kind of multiverse conossiur who has a extended personal library on multiverse books. My preferred style of multiverse is the kind in Anathem (Stephenson) where even the molecular comositions of breathing air are different. This style is.... fake sci-fi. stephenthinkpad has issued a correction as of 00:23 on Sep 1, 2022 |
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Sep 1, 2022 00:20
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Not So Fast posted:Even if they're experts, chances are their sources are still RFA style exaggeration of events. The manufacturing consent pipeline rules all. Main issue I have is them suggesting they shouldn’t crack down on tech. Considering how in LA, Europe, Anglophone counties and the USA tech sectors are highly aligned with financeI say it’s one of their best ideas to crack down hard on such a sector. The rest they are right about. Also the low birth rates are a issue but it’s also a huge unachnowoeged issue in Europe, and especially America.
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Sep 1, 2022 00:22
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stephenthinkpad posted:The multiverse stuff: frankly it is a turn off for me. Filmmaker feels like some kind of multiverse conossiur who has a extended personal library on multiverse books. My preferred style of multiverse is the kind in Anathem (Stephenson) where even the molecular comositions of breathing air are different. This style is.... fake sci-fi. the ratio of multiverse stuff to all other stuff was way out of whack the raccaccooie bit was funny for like the initial joke and then the callback but then its like an extended part of the climactic montage for no good reason
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Sep 1, 2022 00:26
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Everything Everywhere All At Once was a wonderful movie and I have made many posts about it in the movie forum. The duality between the Everything Bagels representing nihilism and the Googlie Eye representing existentialism was good. Putting a dildo up ur butt to make u fite better is great. High art, no irony Edit: Weymand is the greatest of all time and genuine dad goals inspiration
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Sep 1, 2022 00:36
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stephenthinkpad posted:Neck jerk off movie: okay somebody give me the title 河流 
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Sep 1, 2022 00:42
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I liked EEAAO except the third act broke the pacing pretty bad. would have been better to have the bagel thing and the laundrymat thing climax together but they had too much going on to make that work. good to see someone make a movie they care about instead of try to make a career or make money or something also I thought it was good asian representation in USA on top of being a love letter to HK cinema
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Sep 1, 2022 00:49
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Antonymous posted:this character is white in the narrative of the show. they are putting on the ridiculous asian features as a 'disguise'. it's played as a joke. :/ yeah i know, im watching the show right now and that part is making me laugh
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Sep 1, 2022 01:25
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HiroProtagonist posted:[Asia/Oceania] there's more similarities between the japanese and chinese economies than between piss and cum didnt quite fit, what i did just now is only 1 character less than the limit
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Sep 1, 2022 01:36
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stephenthinkpad posted:Neck jerk off movie: okay somebody give me the title u wut m8
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Sep 1, 2022 01:42
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Antonymous posted:A sequel to the neck movie.  what the gently caress did I just read?!
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Sep 1, 2022 01:42
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KirbyKhan posted:Putting a dildo up ur butt to make u fite better is great. High art, no irony gavin_mcginnis_nodding.gif
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Sep 1, 2022 01:47
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stephenthinkpad posted:My preferred style of multiverse is the kind in Anathem (Stephenson) where even the molecular comositions of breathing air are different. This style is.... fake sci-fi. those types of universes exist in EEAAO. they go to one. the show a few more in the montage where mom flashes through a thousand different universes. but the multiverse travel tech (the bluetooth thing) only allows them to connect to adjacent universes which are the most similar. once mom breaks free of those limitations she can go anywhere and winds up in a universe where the laws of physics don't permit biochemistry, where her daughter says "most of them are like this." in terms of internal consistency I thought they handled that aspect of multiversal theory well
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Sep 1, 2022 01:57
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BULBASAUR posted:u wut m8 VomitOnLino posted:
Uncultured westerners
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Sep 1, 2022 02:02
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I like a lot BadMomcore movies, it's just a funny trend.
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Sep 1, 2022 02:08
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crepeface posted:Xi Jinping Thought: xi the Stalin lover
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Sep 1, 2022 02:18
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i just like stoner movies didn't realize trippy multiversal stuff had rivet counters
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Sep 1, 2022 02:22
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