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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I feel like I lose braincells everytime I even see their faces. That skit got me though.

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Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Its very wholesome and goofy and just cements in my mind that one of them has to be a nazi :mad:

thats how the internet works

That's no problem, you just say to whichever of them you meet "if I asked your twin which of you I should punch in the face, what would he say?" and then take the opposite answer.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Kwyndig posted:

There's a device used to silence people that works on that principle, it picks up your speech wave and then sends it back to you via directional speaker. The experience is disconcerting to say the least and quickly causes the target to lapse into confused silence.

Popular Mechanics has an article about it.

Aka every meeting at work where somehow software engineers don't know how to use literally anything other than speakers and/or use the mute button.

My mom's cellphone started doing that a while back and I eventually had to say we couldn't talk on the phone until she got it fixed, it made it impossible to hold a conversation. It's crazy how effective that is at completely derailing your brain.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/bmuhhh/status/1564949267889983488?t=JtfF1a7BTFAMah56S3p_EA&s=19

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

As an American, if Joe Biden attended a raid on my apartment, I don't think I could adequately convey the amount of fear it would add to the whole situation

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Scholtz posted:

As an American, if Joe Biden attended a raid on my apartment, I don't think I could adequately convey the amount of fear it would add to the whole situation

why, does your hair smell extra alluring

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

what the actual gently caress

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



BaronVonVaderham posted:

My mom's cellphone started doing that a while back and I eventually had to say we couldn't talk on the phone until she got it fixed, it made it impossible to hold a conversation. It's crazy how effective that is at completely derailing your brain.

Yeah I have to answer phones at work and if I get that echo, even my well-rehearsed greeting patter of "Thanks for calling Business Name, this is JD, how can I help ya?" immediately dissolves into "Thanks for callef Bhshhiñf... dblrghplpppp... ya...?"

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Scholtz posted:

As an American, if Joe Biden attended a raid on my apartment, I don't think I could adequately convey the amount of fear it would add to the whole situation
I don't eat ice cream but I keep a tub for this reason, just in case.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

LifeSunDeath posted:

what the actual gently caress

Campaigning in the UK is aggressive

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Scratch Monkey posted:

“Nah man it means I’m the king of GETTING blowjobs. What did you think it meant?”

"What are you gawking at?"

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

These are actually super useful for boom operator work and I'm thinking of picking one up when I have the dosh.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mister Speaker posted:

These are actually super useful for boom operator work and I'm thinking of picking one up when I have the dosh.

Turn on your speakers. Or something.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I. AM.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.


This made me laugh.

Bread Zeppelin
Aug 2, 2006
Stairway to Leaven

200mpg? TWO HUNDRED MILES PER GALLON OF GASOLINE

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bread Zeppelin posted:

200mpg? TWO HUNDRED MILES PER GALLON OF GASOLINE

it DEMANDS 200MPG, motherfucker.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Bread Zeppelin posted:

200mpg? TWO HUNDRED MILES PER GALLON OF GASOLINE

It's light as gently caress and goes like 50 kph

Bread Zeppelin
Aug 2, 2006
Stairway to Leaven
If we were all on Hondas, there would be no global warming and we'd all be the nicest people.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Bread Zeppelin posted:

200mpg? TWO HUNDRED MILES PER GALLON OF GASOLINE

Little mopeds are crazy-efficient and they really ought to be more popular.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Bread Zeppelin posted:

If we were all on Hondas, there would be no global warming and we'd all be the nicest people.

Road transportation is like 12% of co2 emissions so, no, the world would still be hosed even if everyone used exclusively trains for transportation. Every segment of modern life is unsustainable

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Inzombiac posted:

Little mopeds are crazy-efficient and they really ought to be more popular.

Only if they're four stroke though. Two stroke is a blight

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

what the actual gently caress

It was a drug raid, he's apparently using it as an opportunity to highlight how "tough on crime" he is lmao

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Inzombiac posted:

Little mopeds are crazy-efficient and they really ought to be more popular.

Aren't they also horrifically dangerous, especially when sharing space with cars?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I would not share an American road with coal rollers on one of those. No, siree. Nope.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Lazy_Liberal posted:

Yes, she is experiencing a complex migraine in that footage.

funny pic tax: here's a hoodie i enjoy and embody


My favorite dude from Oglaf

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

bike tory posted:

It was a drug raid, he's apparently using it as an opportunity to highlight how "tough on crime" he is lmao

That guy doesn't seem particularly concerned that they'll find drugs so hopefully it will be just as embarrassing as the rest of the administration.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

A mass of text blocks, emojis, images, watermarks, logos and a giant closeup of a guy's face, with bad lighting and at a weird angle is not a video in a presentable form :colbert:

This looks like a cropjob out of ebaumsworld

credburn has a new favorite as of 20:44 on Aug 31, 2022

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Chitin posted:

That guy doesn't seem particularly concerned that they'll find drugs so hopefully it will be just as embarrassing as the rest of the administration.

They're gonna do one of those "off the streets" photoshoots with like an old cartridge of vape juice and some paracetamol tablets.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

credburn posted:

A mass of text blocks, emojis, images, watermarks, logos and a giant closeup of a guy's face, with bad lighting and at a weird angle is not a video in a presentable form :colbert:

Seriously, Tik Tok (and the sharing of its videos on other platforms) has shown that 10+ years of obsession about UI was pointless. It's an eye-searing, illegible disaster that's also the most popular app in the world ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




That's a :lol:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
:kimchi:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
100% worth reposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VbZE6YhjKk

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
they wanted me to go to rehab



Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




when you go looking for The Italian Job on wish.com

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Scaramouche posted:

Only if they're four stroke though. Two stroke is a blight

Those Hondas are 4 stroke. I had a C50 when I was 16 and you could ride it all night for a quids worth of petrol.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

monkeytennis posted:

Those Hondas are 4 stroke. I had a C50 when I was 16 and you could ride it all night for a quids worth of petrol.

4 strokes is hardly all night mate

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

bike tory posted:

It was a drug raid, he's apparently using it as an opportunity to highlight how "tough on crime" he is lmao

I was sure it was Johnson getting raided, despite slight surprise that he'd be living in an apartment complex. It took me searching "Boris Johnson raid" to find out that he's just tagged along with police to raid some guy.

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

trapped mouse posted:

4 strokes is hardly all night mate

look at this fool who doesn't take edging to the extreme

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