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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Love how any time Sandler comes up on this website there are still goons getting all smarmy and posting exactly like that guy. It’s hip to be square, loser.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Uncut Gems rules and I normally just refuse to watch Sandler movies most of the time.

8 Crazy Nights is good though.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

I was remembering this scene from Joe Dirt the other day too which is just top notch writing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6zslvLklyI

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Happy Gilmore rocks, Zohan is funny for being so pro Israel.


I bought the Star Trek movie boxset and I’m watching every Star Trek movie. I’m on 3 and Christopher Lloyd is in blackface as a Klingon.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Bust Rodd posted:

I’ve never seen Uncut Gems but it looked bad and all the buzz around it was super annoying so I never bothered.

It both looked good and was good.

Cocaine is Abel
Nov 12, 2021
Airheads is the best Adam Sandler movie

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

all my friends were into the happymadison garbage and i heard in advance what punch drunk love was like so i lied to them all and hyped it up, getting us to go together in a big group. not sure they ever forgave me. it's a great movie

emo-ignorance
Jun 12, 2020

How do you see a trailer for a crime drama starring Adam Sandler and Idina Menzel and come to the conclusion that you shouldn't watch it?

Punch Drunk Love is really amazing though.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

net work error posted:

I was remembering this scene from Joe Dirt the other day too which is just top notch writing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6zslvLklyI

Joe Dirt, Zoolander, Tropic Thunder, & Dirty Work is the Mt. Rushmore of comedy movies

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Bust Rodd posted:

I’ve never seen Uncut Gems but it looked bad and all the buzz around it was super annoying so I never bothered.

This is how I feel about a lot of stuff reddit overhypes. As an example, I will never watch John Wick.

However, Uncut Gems is a great movie and lives up to the hype. It's never boring and Sandler is great in it.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
John Wick is good

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
The best parts of Joe Dirt are when people bring up Buffalo Bob rumors to him

"I heard that Buffalo Bob guy shoved a road flare up your bunghole."

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
Dude likes to see homos naked

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Futanari Damacy posted:

Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it.

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Such people note how long it's been since they fueled their addiction to remind themself how far they've come since stopping. Often an addiction never fullyngoes away, but reminding yourself of the work you've put in can help keep you on the right path, imo. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

Jumpei Hyde...thank you

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Jumpei Hyde...thank you

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Jumpei Hyde...thank you

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Jumpei Hyde...thank you

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
I’m loling remembering that Nick Mullen didn’t like Uncut Gems because he thought the ore was magical.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I watched Uncut Gems because they talked about it on Cum Town. I've actually ended up watching a fair number of good movies because of the cum boys.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

henkman posted:

John Wick is good

Yup.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
This may shock some of you but when everyone around you is saying a movie is good. Its usually because the movie is good and not bad.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i admit i'm guilty of not seeing john wick because everything around it screams epic bacon

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

little munchkin posted:

This may shock some of you but when everyone around you is saying a movie is good. Its usually because the movie is good and not bad.

That’s not true at all.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

i say swears online posted:

i admit i'm guilty of not seeing john wick because everything around it screams epic bacon

Its got the same corny plot as every other action movie (no "soy banter" though) but it was directed by a guy whose been a stunt coordinator his entire career so the fight scenes are insanely sick.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

little munchkin posted:

Its got the same corny plot as every other action movie (no "soy banter" though) but it was directed by a guy whose been a stunt coordinator his entire career so the fight scenes are insanely sick.

This

The Odinkirk was also directed by him iirc and it was solid as well. They’re just fun films to watch.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

kim jong-wick

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUi0wNPZomQ

Badass, dudes rock

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

little munchkin posted:

This may shock some of you but when everyone around you is saying a movie is good. Its usually because the movie is good and not bad.

counterpoint: boyhood

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

i say swears online posted:

i admit i'm guilty of not seeing john wick because everything around it screams epic bacon

The first one is cool, the sequels get progressively worse as they start to focus on lore and establishing yet another cinematic universe. The action choreography becomes more bland like you're watching Keanu go through a 3-gun stage, and by the third one it feels like an advertisement for Taran Tactical. You also get to see how the director's fetish for tattooed rockabilly chicks becomes more obvious as the series goes on.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

The_Rob posted:

That’s not true at all.

I went to see Everything Everywhere All At Once because everyone said it was good but it actually sucked poo poo

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
The John wick movies are supposed to be interpreted as “drat that was tight” with no further analysis

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Sunk Dunk posted:

counterpoint: boyhood

I watched that in the theater and I was just bored and confused.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

slave to my cravings posted:

The John wick movies are supposed to be interpreted as “drat that was tight” with no further analysis

The first one is a lot of fun but then they start getting into explaining lore and poo poo and like who gives a gently caress.

Charles Ingalls
Jan 31, 2021

little munchkin posted:

This may shock some of you but when everyone around you is saying a movie is good. Its usually because the movie is good and not bad.

is your favorite movie the shawshank redemption?

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

I only saw the first one and will not watch any of the others.

I actually watched Heat a few days before the video so I had an extra laugh at the Heat 2 talk.

Charles Ingalls
Jan 31, 2021

Bust Rodd posted:

It’s maybe the worst sequel ever produced, edged out personally for me by The Boondocks Saints 2. I’ve watched Zoolander like 50 times and only watched the sequel once, it’s not even in the same ballpark comedy wise.

speaking of boondock saints, everyone should watch overnight, a documentary about the making of it, troy duffy is such a monumental rear end in a top hat it’s hard to believe it’s real

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Nick's Suicide Dungeon would be a cool bar to go to for falling off the wagon

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

net work error posted:

I was remembering this scene from Joe Dirt the other day too which is just top notch writing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6zslvLklyI

this scene pops into my head every few months, it's perfect

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
That’s a space peanut

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holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Bust Rodd posted:

It’s maybe the worst sequel ever produced, edged out personally for me by The Boondocks Saints 2. I’ve watched Zoolander like 50 times and only watched the sequel once, it’s not even in the same ballpark comedy wise.

I dunno, Zoolander 2 wasn’t very good but there were some touches there that were very much in the vein of the original (Derek not understanding how spaghetti works). It’s not a good movie but I think people were unnecessarily harsh to it.

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