Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Data Graham posted:

I wasn't sure whether to say something but at fries being proper and posh but chips being juvenile and insulting

I have run into more than one European who finds the idea of chips with a sandwich not just unusual but like, personally offensive. It's weird.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 20:16

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# ? May 23, 2024 18:09

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

and that's why we brexited

# ? Sep 1, 2022 22:30

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

French fry soup

# ? Sep 1, 2022 22:50

KataraniSword: Apr 22, 2008; but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

dog nougat posted:

French fry soup

Yeah I like my poutine with extra pout.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:29

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

...I just make sure the total will be under the dollar limit and only submit the generic receipt that isn�t itemized.

This worked especially great at airport bars when traveling to/from a conference. Airport prices are so jacked up that it's really easy to disguise a few beers as an entree.

Always use 100.00% of every per diem you can. Also sometimes we could talk the department to kick in some money for travel expenses, which was basically free money to promptly spend at local microbreweries with non-obvious names.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:49

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

Iron Crowned posted:

When I used to do travel for work, the only thing I didn't expense was my liquor, because I didn't really want my employer to know how much of a lush I was.

In the Before Times we would take interview candidates to lunch at a restaurant attached to a downtown Fancy Business hotel. Food is good, lots of options for people with different dietary restrictions, etc.

Under beverages:

Iced Tea: 4
Lemonade: 4
Arnold Palmer: 4
John Daly: 8
(Arnold Palmer with vodka, appears on the receipt as two Arnold Palmers)

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:53

Kyte: Nov 19, 2013; Never quacked for this

PurpleXVI posted:

(it's a satire post from a satire account)

# ? Sep 2, 2022 17:19

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

# ? Sep 3, 2022 01:08

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

One of those things that's good to have in your back pocket in case you have pesky guests who won't leave

# ? Sep 3, 2022 01:12

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

# ? Sep 3, 2022 01:21

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Captain Hygiene posted:

One of those things that's good to have in your back pocket in case you have pesky guests who won't leave

I insist you have a sip.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 01:27

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

CannonFodder posted:

I had Tapatio flavored Doritos once and I will forever chase that dragon.

Boy, do I have some good news for you...

Or, if you *really* want a bag, it looks like they're also for sale on Amazon

# ? Sep 3, 2022 04:31

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: Once a day... every day... SOUP!

# ? Sep 3, 2022 06:08

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

That would be a surprise. Gotta respect the truth in advertising.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 06:13

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

Do have a Soup Shake! NOW!

# ? Sep 3, 2022 08:27

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Think we've found the source for when Homer thought everyone was supposed to drink eight glasses of gravy a day, though.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 14:14

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

I can't wait to hit up massive domestic and international food emporium Jungle Jim's tomorrow (for the first time in five years!) and look for some of the more interesting foods mentioned in this thread. Not to mention favorite borderline AFP like goetta. :yum:

We're hitting Waffle House on the way there and maybe popping out of our way to Dirty Frank's Hot Dog Palace (some questionable flavor combinations on that menu; I'll miss the fried leeks, though) on the way back.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 00:48

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Hirayuki posted:

We're hitting Waffle House on the way there and maybe popping out of our way to Dirty Frank's Hot Dog Palace (some questionable flavor combinations on that menu; I'll miss the fried leeks, though) on the way back.

Man there's some dogs there that I'd love to try. Maybe even the bean dog

# ? Sep 4, 2022 00:54

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Hirayuki posted:

I can't wait to hit up massive domestic and international food emporium Jungle Jim's tomorrow (for the first time in five years!) and look for some of the more interesting foods mentioned in this thread. Not to mention favorite borderline AFP like goetta.

Jungle Jim's is the best.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 00:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Probably every individual ingredient here is fine, but collectively it is under the influence of a very powerful 1970s curse

Recipe posted:

Fill the center of each dish with the fish mousse.

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 01:34 on Sep 4, 2022

# ? Sep 4, 2022 01:21

thiccabod: Nov 26, 2007

Hirayuki posted:

I can't wait to hit up massive domestic and international food emporium Jungle Jim's tomorrow (for the first time in five years!) and look for some of the more interesting foods mentioned in this thread. Not to mention favorite borderline AFP like goetta.

We're hitting Waffle House on the way there and maybe popping out of our way to Dirty Frank's Hot Dog Palace (some questionable flavor combinations on that menu; I'll miss the fried leeks, though) on the way back.

Just be aware that you don't go to Waffle House for waffles, you go for hashbrowns

# ? Sep 4, 2022 01:33

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

thiccabod posted:

Just be aware that you don't go to Waffle House for waffles, you go for hashbrowns

Oh, hell yes. I don't even like waffles!

I think I get a breakfast sandwich...? And hash browns, all duded up.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 01:36

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

# ? Sep 4, 2022 03:59

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

AARD VARKMAN posted:

This isnt food

This is a very sick persons toilet

Do not eat this

# ? Sep 4, 2022 07:38

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

happy meal

# ? Sep 4, 2022 13:11

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Somebody is gonna make a joke about Ozzy Osbourne. I can deduce that with my analytical mind.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 13:33

stereobreadsticks: Feb 28, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

happy meal

I hate it when I find bugs in my food.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 16:03

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

stereobreadsticks posted:

I hate it when I find bugs in my food.

MCDONALD'S ISN'T FOOD!

# ? Sep 4, 2022 16:04

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Hirayuki posted:

I can't wait to hit up massive domestic and international food emporium Jungle Jim's tomorrow (for the first time in five years!) and look for some of the more interesting foods mentioned in this thread. Not to mention favorite borderline AFP like goetta.

You don't have to hit the Jungle for goetta, they sell that poo poo at Kroger.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 16:11

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Captain Hygiene posted:

MCDONALD'S ISN'T FOOD!

# ? Sep 4, 2022 16:38

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

I REALLY wanted to look at some of the blender recipes but these were just notebooks made out of cookbook covers.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 18:35

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?