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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/franceintheus/status/1565441469485404161

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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Stop allowing Anish Kapoor to make ominous public art in the Midwest!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Holy poo poo, the Onion was right

E: nvm, I fell for a parody Twitter account

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
https://twitter.com/DaveMcNamee3000/status/1565125073089966080

lmao

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


You could tell me this the loading screen to a PS3 game and I'd believe you.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's the loading screen to a ps3 game

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Milo and POTUS posted:

That's the loading screen to a ps3 game

I don't believe you.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Lmfao wtf is lady goldfinger doing? Is this the opening I've been hearing about? Most expensive TV production in history?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



:yikes:

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
https://twitter.com/Winterflan/status/1565469226755772416

https://twitter.com/ouroboros_outis/status/1565118944675241984

https://twitter.com/TheWoofWorld/status/1565317047336181762

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 09:11 on Sep 2, 2022

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Mauser posted:

Meter maids would be fine if the fines were based on a sliding scale for wealth with highest income earners getting jail time instead of a fine

they do this minus the jail time in norway. with traffic tickets at least

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



Before the video played I thought that was a forced perspective thing. Holy hell.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Mauser posted:

Meter maids would be fine if the fines were based on a sliding scale for wealth with highest income earners getting jail time instead of a fine

Sliding scale fines need to take into account marginal utility. If you make $1000/mo and get a $100 fine you are left with $900. If you make $100,000/mo and get a $90,000 fine you are left with $10,000, as well as being left with whatever income stream makes you $100,000/mo. Truly equitable fine schedules need to not only seize cash based on income, but assets on the basis of wealth.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Waitwaitawait. Is this that new LOTR thing which that other tweet mocked by posting the old Hercules intro? Wow, the Herc into genuinely is better.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is going in one ear and out the other.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Platystemon posted:

This is going in one ear and out the other.

His last big project was a bit of a miss, so hopefully he has more success in this endeavour.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/michaelsoftinc/status/1565651613380902916?s=20&t=zZNyDtlBfQ_ZJC7ac9a3iQ

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
What was the first of these one word tweets everyone is unfunnily copying?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Splicer posted:

What was the first of these one word tweets everyone is unfunnily copying?
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1565426090927165443

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
The amtrak one is from 45 minutes earlier, no?
https://twitter.com/Amtrak/status/1565414263530950662

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Kenning posted:

Sliding scale fines need to take into account marginal utility. If you make $1000/mo and get a $100 fine you are left with $900. If you make $100,000/mo and get a $90,000 fine you are left with $10,000, as well as being left with whatever income stream makes you $100,000/mo. Truly equitable fine schedules need to not only seize cash based on income, but assets on the basis of wealth.

That sounds good too!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I don't know whether I missed something but i am at the second episode of that rings of power show and the intro doesn't look anything like in that tweet

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I don't know whether I missed something but i am at the second episode of that rings of power show and the intro doesn't look anything like in that tweet

https://twitter.com/reactjpg/status/1403600829559369728?s=20&t=ZMaMHiLNl711i4wiT4tV6Q

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Fool of a took!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









The Saddest Rhino posted:

I don't know whether I missed something but i am at the second episode of that rings of power show and the intro doesn't look anything like in that tweet
it's all lies op

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I don't know whether I missed something but i am at the second episode of that rings of power show and the intro doesn't look anything like in that tweet
https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Splicer posted:

The amtrak one is from 45 minutes earlier, no?
https://twitter.com/Amtrak/status/1565414263530950662
Huh, so it is! My bad.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Huh, so it is! My bad.
Internet says the amtrak is the originator so that's handy

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO
Much like fines being scaled to earnings if you climb into an animal enclosure they should shoot you and not the animal.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I don't know whether I missed something but i am at the second episode of that rings of power show and the intro doesn't look anything like in that tweet

I believe that intro was specifically made for an EW thing, EW being known for incredibly bad promotional materials, like the godawful Terminator: Genisys photoshoot.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/AKBrews/status/1565366329326145539

Not even saving his own money lol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Amtrak/status/1565506719379243008

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Someone is holding this guy's spouse hostage and threatening to kill them if he even thinks about getting reimbursed for gas mileage.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
OK it got funny again

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

GM needs to reply with "Automobiles"

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





https://twitter.com/OKWildlifeDept/status/1565415212056023040?s=20&t=8O4pOFmOvOjmXY3pHJe6KQ

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


This is the best one:
https://twitter.com/RealLyndaCarter/status/1565693899150082049

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I freaking love that the zoomer generation has taken over official social media accounts

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


This thread, by Grady Booch, is an answer to a Tweet asking "how did you meet your partners before online dating?"

https://twitter.com/Grady_Booch/status/1565677707878207489

:kimchi:

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1565354143866241031?s=20&t=wZQwstQ8m-pgRwbKZQNupA

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