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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/5w7yOGa.mp4

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I've never heard anyone refer to their dog as "a 10"

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Lol just let the dog eat the grasshoppers who cares

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0LD2GnxmKU

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

credburn posted:

I've never heard anyone refer to their dog as "a 10"

Boy do I have a twitter account for you.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Grasshoppers are healthy and skittles are poison but the person is stopping the grasshopper-eating and implying skittles are to be gorged on

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

trapped mouse posted:

Boy do I have a twitter account for you.

So that is where Morally Inept went

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



trapped mouse posted:

Boy do I have a twitter account for you.

It's a bad account

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Kheldarn posted:

It's a bad account

turn on your monitor

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



mobby_6kl posted:

turn on your monitor

No

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/ImamBiden/status/1565106420814675970?t=WhJep8tlAddzVDatvzspbA&s=19

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/GS8xuQQ.mp4

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Haram harem.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





v rude to post right on that man’s clothes

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Nenonen posted:

Okay boom operator

coast to coast
LA to Chicago

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Kheldarn posted:

It's a bad account
It's a good account, Bront

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Large Testicles posted:

as someone who used to ride a smallish motorcycle, this makes my butthole clench so tight.

Big same. Passing tractor-trailers on my Ninja 250 was a frightening experience, I can only imagine the kind of winds that are smacking this around. It's always been my experience that the faster you go, the smaller and more vulnerable you feel. You couldn't pay me to ride a scooter at highway speeds.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I didn't even know that those little bastards could reach those speeds!

I have a vintage Go-Ped & doubt it'll do 25-MPH.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

PainterofCrap posted:

I didn't even know that those little bastards could reach those speeds!

I have a vintage Go-Ped & doubt it'll do 25-MPH.

Yeah I don't think that's normal, if that is really highway speed that guy's probably done something unique to his scooter. But disabling their speed limiter is a pretty common thing; probably more than half the e-bikes I see around here are moving faster than they should be allowed to from the factory.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Mister Speaker posted:

Yeah I don't think that's normal, if that is really highway speed that guy's probably done something unique to his scooter. But disabling their speed limiter is a pretty common thing; probably more than half the e-bikes I see around here are moving faster than they should be allowed to from the factory.

Speed limiters are fun. A guy with a mobility scooter disabled the speed limiter and could get up to like 20 mph, only about 4x as fast as they are meant to go. Unfortunately whatever he did made the breaks not work good and he crashed into the apartment building a couple times.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

My bike can theoretically do 26 mph but the limiter keeps it at 20 and even that feels like a bit much.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

let your pets kill and eat grasshoppers, i know it seems cruel but grasshoppers are a pest whose population should be controlled, especially considering the bizarre "locust" phenomenon. grasshoppers produce a kind of chemical that, if, in sufficient crowding, causes the grasshoppers to undergo a biological process that allows them to grow larger, faster and lay more eggs.

it's a literal biblical plague ffs!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I've heard that dogs can get roundworms from eating them but i can't seem to find any reputable websites backing this up

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Let that dog have the grasshopper, and a nice Chianti.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Finally, an Abrahamic edict I can get behind.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

credburn posted:

I've never heard anyone refer to their dog as "a 10"

reverse dogcels

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BasicLich posted:

let your pets kill and eat grasshoppers, i know it seems cruel but grasshoppers are a pest whose population should be controlled, especially considering the bizarre "locust" phenomenon. grasshoppers produce a kind of chemical that, if, in sufficient crowding, causes the grasshoppers to undergo a biological process that allows them to grow larger, faster and lay more eggs.

it's a literal biblical plague ffs!

I was driving across northern Nevada/southern Oregon a few weeks ago and the swarms of Mormon crickets were so thick we had difficulty keeping the car pointed straight, it was like driving on ice.



Look at this poo poo :psyduck:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Wtf is a “Mormon cricket”?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

Wtf is a “Mormon cricket”?

*DONG DING*
"Hello we'd like to talk to you about destroying your crops"

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Wtf is a “Mormon cricket”?

in europe they are called crickets of the swarm of latter day bugs

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

iirc the name comes from the early Mormon settlers in Utah almost getting their first crops wiped out by the things. A big rear end flock of birds saved them one year if I'm remembering it right.

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

*DONG DING*
"Hello we'd like to talk to you about destroying your crops"

Dong ding??? You got a backwards doorbell bud

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tom Smykowski posted:

Dong ding??? You got a backwards doorbell bud

Doorbell prescriptivists really ding my dong.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Doorbell prescriptivists really ding my dong.

It's because you're foreign

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's because you're foreign


I'll never understand these kids' video apps.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's because you're foreign


Related, from the same article that clip excerpts, "green great dragon"

https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=27890#:~:text=John%20Ronald%20Reuel%20Tolkien%20wrote,wrote%20another%20story%20for%20years.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's because you're foreign


That's no excuse. Everyone in Finland says "tik tok" and Jerry is considered an outcast in Finland too.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's because you're foreign


poo poo Piss Holy!

lobsterminator posted:

That's no excuse. Everyone in Finland says "tik tok"

Oh word? Like the famous girl band from days of yore, Tiktok?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

lobsterminator posted:

That's no excuse. Everyone in Finland says "tik tok" and Jerry is considered an outcast in Finland too.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

poo poo Piss Holy!

lol

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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




3D Megadoodoo posted:

poo poo Piss Holy!

Oh word? Like the famous girl band from days of yore, Tiktok?

You know very well that was Tiktak! It's as if you have never swayed around, but didn't fall down.

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