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I was happy to discover that the two child actors went on to have lengthy careers in TV and film that continue to this day.
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Also I guess it's been a while since I've seen Heather Locklear in something because it was funny how much shorter she was than everyone else.
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The 16 year video was cute.BaronVonVaderham posted:I loving knew the actress playing the lady mercenary with all the scars looked familiar....or rather her eyebrow overacting did. She was in Deathstalker II, you'd have thought they'd have made a joke about that given the MST3K history. That makes sense seeing as Jim Wynorski directed that too. muscles like this! fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 19, 2022 |
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I'm pretty sure the Danny puppet was built by David Lynch.
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Gavok posted:There's something charming about how Swamp Thing is supposed to be one of those "Don't look at me! I'm a horrible freak!" superheroes, but they didn't have time to really do any of that, so he's just this incredibly chill dude to everyone he meets. And as Bill pointed out on Twitter, Durock's got a great voice.
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Dawgstar posted:And as Bill pointed out on Twitter, Durock's got a great voice. DO NOT BRING YOUR EVIL HERE.
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I don't know why the plant from the foot scene made me queasy, but it had that effect.
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Breadallelogram posted:lol I don't know when they brought this back https://www.rifftrax.com/troll-2 They took down McBain 
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Another Bill posted:They took down McBain and yet, strangely: https://tubitv.com/movies/526705/rifftrax-mcbain
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I came across the Hawk the Slayer soundtrack on youtube today. I can't believe how actually great it is. It's very derivative of Jeff Wayne's The War of the Worlds concept album which I also like, so it scratches a very specific itch for me. Shame the movie is so dull. I love this corny orchestra with synths on top of a disco beat stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQsNtec0x2Q
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Hawk The Slayer is an accurate DnD movie because the wizard does all the actual utility work and two characters are optimized for combat so the encounters are all hosed up trying to make it a challenge while three dead weight do nothing.
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I think I would have enjoyed the movie if there was even a hint of high adventure like the music indicates, no matter how poorly rendered. It's mostly just expressionless hero dude getting the band back together by teleporting around the same acre of forest and killing bandits. It's like the beginning of an RPG. Jack Palance was great though.
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The best part of Hawk the Slayer is playing Spot the Doctor Who Guest Star.
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Barudak posted:Hawk The Slayer is an accurate DnD movie because the wizard does all the actual utility work and two characters are optimized for combat so the encounters are all hosed up trying to make it a challenge while three dead weight do nothing. Need a 4E Hawk the Slayer so everyone in the party contributes equally. 
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I was watching the Pluto TV Rifftrax channel the other day and a space movie starring Christopher Lee as an evil telepathic alien guy and Robert Vaughn as a 70s normal American was on. Can anyone tell me what this movie is? I can't remember and I would like to know more.
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Fezz posted:I was watching the Pluto TV Rifftrax channel the other day and a space movie starring Christopher Lee as an evil telepathic alien guy and Robert Vaughn as a 70s normal American was on. Can anyone tell me what this movie is? I can't remember and I would like to know more. https://www.rifftrax.com/starship-invasions
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So the new riff, Cannibal World, is uhhh certainly something.
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MrMidnight posted:So the new riff, Cannibal World, is uhhh certainly something. I bailed at like 10 min earlier today, need to go back this weekend and try again. It's not the riffs, it's the movie itself.
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Breadallelogram posted:lol I don't know when they brought this back https://www.rifftrax.com/troll-2 It was just recently. From what I understand, they are going to try and do a new MKB version of it, and then that version will disappear for good But imo this one should have already been pulled for good.
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MrMidnight posted:So the new riff, Cannibal World, is uhhh certainly something. It is a very odd movie. Like the completely unclear timeline where 10 years just passes off screen and the main character had amnesia for the entire time? Also nobody takes the main character seriously even though he went into the jungle with his family and then came back with no family and only one arm.
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So it's like 'Things'? I liked that riff, but the material was so baflfing it all felt a bit...loose.
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Cannibal World starts pretty well, not wasting much time before the Cannibal assault but after that the movie slows down to a near crawl. Ed Wood wouldn't have made this mistake.
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Canned Panda posted:It was just recently. From what I understand, they are going to try and do a new MKB version of it, and then that version will disappear for good I wonder if Lowtax’s kids get some kind of residuals. Ditto for the live shows with the Shmorky shorts. That might be a reason to keep it around. This weekend, I watched the Plan 9 live show with some friends (who are familiar with the forums), and there was a definite groan when Lowtax came out on stage.
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TVs Ian posted:I wonder if Lowtax’s kids get some kind of residuals. Ditto for the live shows with the Shmorky shorts. That might be a reason to keep it around. Had the same thought. At least we'd know the money isn't being misused anymore.
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https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1564697256929857536 Sean and Connor will be fun but... oh, dear.
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TVs Ian posted:I wonder if Lowtax’s kids get some kind of residuals. Ditto for the live shows with the Shmorky shorts. That might be a reason to keep it around. I'll bet everything's still alive somewhere. I've even heard there's a synced copy of the Starship Troopers live show floating around.
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Dawgstar posted:https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1564697256929857536 The bike safety and internet shorts they did several years ago are stone cold classics. I expect no less from this one.
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Fezz posted:The bike safety and internet shorts they did several years ago are stone cold classics. I expect no less from this one. Yeah, they're great. Wasn't the internet short where we get the meme of the kid in front of the computer doing a thumb's up?
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Can highly recommend 'Mikey.' The real story is how an elementary school kid was somehow able to smuggle and transport a child's skeleton out of the school and back to his house.
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Dawgstar posted:Can highly recommend 'Mikey.' The real story is how an elementary school kid was somehow able to smuggle and transport a child's skeleton out of the school and back to his house. That whole movie is a trip. Love how the dad in the very start dies all because he's just a clumsy goof. Also pretty unnerving to have that bath tub nude scene with the kid right there.
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Dawgstar posted:Can highly recommend 'Mikey.' The real story is how an elementary school kid was somehow able to smuggle and transport a child's skeleton out of the school and back to his house. Wow, just from this post, the memories of seeing the final 20 minutes of this on late night HBO decades ago awaken in my mind.
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MrMidnight posted:There is no God Finally a contender to knock Transformers 2 off as the worst big budget movie they've riffed.
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