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 Just buy two houses and use the rent from one to pay the mortgage to pay for both!
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Coolness Averted posted:
Where the gently caress are all these duplexes that are only $550,000 that you can rent out half of for $130 per night?
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Coolness Averted posted:
Buy two houses for half a million, even.
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Sep 1, 2022 19:47
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When your advice on how poor people can beat the housing crisis is "buy a million dollar property" Yeah dude, let me just dig up this $200,000 in liquid assets I just keep lying around.
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Sep 1, 2022 19:48
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All you gotta do is get a hundred thousand dollars. Then,
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30.5 Days posted:All you gotta do is get a hundred thousand dollars. Then, Just ask your parents for a loan!
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if the thread keeps up this kind of negativity I'm going to have to rescind your invitation to my millionaire mindset club
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Coolness Averted posted:if the thread keeps up this kind of negativity I'm going to have to rescind your invitation to my millionaire mindset club omg I don’t wanna be a “poor” plz invite me to the grindset
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Coolness Averted posted:
Taxes don't exist lol
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My favorite part of this math was the assumption your airbnb is going to be booked over 5 nights a week.
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Going to preemptively ruin everyone's fun and say it's a parody.
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Paladinus posted:Going to preemptively ruin everyone's fun and say it's a parody. I'm going to ignore you and post "lmao getting salmonella to not file an expense report. he's not getting a raise just an ER visit."
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Paladinus posted:Going to preemptively ruin everyone's fun and say it's a parody. I'm gonna ignore you and keep having fun.
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even more annoying that ruining a coffee machine didn't provide one person with sustenance
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Ham Equity posted:Where the gently caress are all these duplexes that are only $550,000 that you can rent out half of for $130 per night? At 80 percent occupancy lol
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Lol a video like this goes viral every week, and like 90% of the comments are just computer touchers mad about it.
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Having been to a few of those (but more low key, luckily), I would absolutely have preferred to be home with my family. It's just throwing money at all activity that's supposed to make people feel appreciated and involved, without actually appreciating or involving them. Plus it's forced competitive socializing.
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Isn't Deloitte the one with the three years up-or-out policy where you either get promoted or they fire you? Seems like a lot of those jobs will disappear anytime (and be replaced by identical slightly-fresher-faced not-yet-burned-out college grads)
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Isn't Deloitte the one with the three years up-or-out policy where you either get promoted or they fire you? Seems like a lot of those jobs will disappear anytime (and be replaced by identical slightly-fresher-faced not-yet-burned-out college grads) yes https://twitter.com/teethirtyfour/status/1565715160400019457?s=21&t=fU2RaLzZ6yl3xltXa3mFdQ https://twitter.com/teethirtyfour/status/1565721920728973312?s=21&t=fU2RaLzZ6yl3xltXa3mFdQ it’s a machine, they know what they’re doing.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Isn't Deloitte the one with the three years up-or-out policy where you either get promoted or they fire you? Seems like a lot of those jobs will disappear anytime (and be replaced by identical slightly-fresher-faced not-yet-burned-out college grads) Most of these psycho factories have that policy.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Isn't Deloitte the one with the three years up-or-out policy where you either get promoted or they fire you? Seems like a lot of those jobs will disappear anytime (and be replaced by identical slightly-fresher-faced not-yet-burned-out college grads) It's a whole carousel, where you go from one consulting house to another, boosting your CV by doing projects that amount to nothing and getting new fancy titles. Also you get paid fat stacks.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Isn't Deloitte the one with the three years up-or-out policy where you either get promoted or they fire you? Seems like a lot of those jobs will disappear anytime (and be replaced by identical slightly-fresher-faced not-yet-burned-out college grads) Always always a 25 year old with a ping pong table and free yogurt. Nobody over 30 exists. BTW entry level consultants travel 4 out of 5 days a week, a McKinsey schedule for Jane New Hire looks like: Monday: early morning flight to Tulsa, rest of day with client including drinks and dinner. Tuesday: Tulsa Wednesday: Tulsa Thursday: Tulsa Friday: very early AM flight back to NYC, rest of the day in the office. Then mandatory team dinner & drinks after work. Saturday/Sunday: work on the deck you need for next week which must be flawless in every way and also incorporate every idea your bosses have. Repeat 51 times a year. Just swap out Tulsa for another midsize city (Des Moines, not Seattle or Miami or San Diego) where the client’s facility is located. Year One analyst is not going to San Francisco to advise Twitter, they are going to Springfield, Illinois to advise a corn processing plant. As the Junior on the team, you are collecting everyone’s luggage, renting and driving the car, checking everyone in at the hotel, and making all the dinner arrangements and you better not gently caress any of it up. You also set up & run the deck and all the audiovisual for the meeting, bare minimum you work with clients IT guys if they have a projector. No do-overs, it better run perfectly. You will need to find the one hotel and one restaurant in South Bend, Indiana that a bunch of guys paid 500k a year from NYC and London will like. The place the locals find acceptable won’t be fancy enough for your boss. They may suggest Chili’s or Applebees. Those are your immediate managers, God help you if a VP or Partner is on the trip. Once or twice a year you will hit the jackpot and have a client that is in a good industry (shoe company) and/or in a legit fun location with attractions (Fort Lauderdale). That is what you are posting to Insta, not the 11 weeks you spend in an Extended Stay America in Dayton.
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a lot of the prestige in management consulting and I’m talking MBB lost its sheen when people realized you could make a lot more money doing less work in tech as a PM etc over the last decade same with finance pretty funny to see transplants from both industries realize a lot of their learned behaviors about pecking order don’t matter
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Lol the poor stressed out consultants with their PowerPoint decks. What if the slide transitions don't animate correctly and the boss shouts 
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shrike82 posted:a lot of the prestige in management consulting and I’m talking MBB lost its sheen when people realized you could make a lot more money doing less work in tech as a PM etc over the last decade go away
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Nieuw Amsterdam posted:Once or twice a year you will hit the jackpot and have a client that is in a good industry (shoe company) and/or in a legit fun location with attractions (Fort Lauderdale). noted good industry: shoes
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RandomBlue posted:noted good industry: shoes new balance in Boston?
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If I made a Kickstarter to build a guillotine, would I need admin approval to advertise it? I keep asking my dad to make one for me as a birthday present but he can't afford the materials or time despite being the oldest and probably best-paid guy working at the factory he's at.
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RandomBlue posted:noted good industry: shoes Good: For consultants and the managers they advise
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me, consulting to nike: u should make more shoes. little bit different than last year. not too much tho. five million dollars please.
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I think they should make less shoes but offer shoe NFTs and metaverse shoe skins for 90% retail price of the real shoe $7 million please
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i think they should spend less to make shoes while also charging more for them 9 million please
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productivity will go up if the c-suite gets raises. $15 million please
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shrike82 posted:more like the deliverable is a deck explaining how cutting headcount by 15% is going to improve ROE what’s ROE?
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