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jesus WEP posted:i was hoping to have a season lolling at the tiny new pooshited centre half but turns out he’s pretty loving good You can lol at the rest of the squad if you'd like
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jesus WEP posted:i was hoping to have a season lolling at the tiny new pooshited centre half but turns out he’s pretty loving good uh no all the important brains of english football went to see david pleat to figure out the perfect centre half, and WELL, ITS THE BIG SHOW how can the big man knock the ball down for the little man if your centre half is a literal giant, he can't that's what
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jesus WEP posted:i was hoping to have a season lolling at the tiny new pooshited centre half but turns out he’s pretty loving good
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jesus WEP posted:i was hoping to have a season lolling at the tiny new pooshited centre half but turns out he’s pretty loving good Turn's out 5'3 or whatever he's down to now is more than enough https://twitter.com/manutd/status/1565294144183930881?s=21&t=aI9y7Z-6lmDnOIDUb2nPbQ
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Tiny aggro CBs are the best. Who was that Chilean guy -- Medel?
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Tiny aggro CBs are the best. Who was that Chilean guy -- Medel? Gary Medel, yes. He's still biting ankles in Italy.
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Sep 1, 2022 22:43
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That wasn't great but there was a time matches like that would absolutely be 2-3 points dropped late on so I don't loving care. Same with the Southampton match and we did drop points against both last season. I love Martinez the mad bastard and if the defence can keep this form up I'm hopeful the forwards will start to gain confidence, and take more of the chances they're making up front. We're at least starting to look like the match is 0-0 at the start rather than the 1-0 or 2-0 last season and in the same vein that Liverpool result could easily have seen a faceplant at St Mary's. Chelsea are going to be an interesting one to watch I think, I'm not sure a 33 year old Aubameyang is the solution to their goal scoring problems.
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Eau de MacGowan posted:wanna be in the dressing room when ten hag tells him he has to mark haaland I would imagine a lot of passionate chest beating and whatever the Spanish equivalent of "let's loving go" is
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Tiny aggro CBs are the best. Who was that Chilean guy -- Medel? yea martinez is just cannavaro height
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So what happens with Cpt Maguire? Is he just riding the pine until Varane gets injured?
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Eau de MacGowan posted:wanna be in the dressing room when ten hag tells him he has to mark haaland He's faced both Haaland and Nunez before in the champions league with Ajax. He also played football in the Netherlands, it's not like the mere concept of tall people is something he is unfamiliar with.
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ScooterMcTiny posted:So what happens with Cpt Maguire? Is he just riding the pine until Varane gets injured? glue factory
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ScooterMcTiny posted:So what happens with Cpt Maguire? Is he just riding the pine until Varane gets injured? Hopefully
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:That wasn't great but there was a time matches like that would absolutely be 2-3 points dropped late on so I don't loving care. Same with the Southampton match and we did drop points against both last season. I love Martinez the mad bastard and if the defence can keep this form up I'm hopeful the forwards will start to gain confidence, and take more of the chances they're making up front. We're at least starting to look like the match is 0-0 at the start rather than the 1-0 or 2-0 last season and in the same vein that Liverpool result could easily have seen a faceplant at St Mary's. yeah, this is the first time we've won three games in a row for eighteen months, so I give entirely no fucks if we're winning them using the old manyoo magicks where we eat poo poo for 90 minutes and then get three points hopefully Martial and Antony getting a run up front will help as well, although I'm not sure throwing wingers who don't score at the problem is the ideal solution ScooterMcTiny posted:So what happens with Cpt Maguire? Is he just riding the pine until Varane gets injured? he putt-a the cones out, he take-a the cones away, he says "calm it down lads" if someone posts a racist meme on the whatsapp group you know, captain poo poo
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it's derby day and i'm scared out of my mind after the 9-0 battering bournemouth got.
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jaegerx posted:it's derby day and i'm scared out of my mind after the 9-0 battering bournemouth got. Everton are way cuntier and shithousey than Bournemouth it'll be a poo poo draw
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:Everton are way cuntier and shithousey than Bournemouth it'll be a poo poo draw Yes, this - although they will be missing their cunty shithouse talisman Richarlison now gone, they will be in max time wasting mode and try to claw a point. I vaguely recall Pickford catch a ball and laying on it for about 5 min and being carded so I expect that and more. Especially considering how easily he was wound up and Firmino's form, I am intrigued to see who starts tomorrow, my guess is Bobby the Teeth.
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sticksy posted:Yes, this - although they will be missing their cunty shithouse talisman Richarlison now gone, they will be in max time wasting mode and try to claw a point. I vaguely recall Pickford catch a ball and laying on it for about 5 min and being carded so I expect that and more. Bobby's been great so he's the clear choice to me. Jota just got back to training and Nunez needs to work his way out of the doghouse.
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Akbar posted:Bobby's been great so he's the clear choice to me. Jota just got back to training and Nunez needs to work his way out of the doghouse. welp 
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Have a feeling the wind up merchants are gonna have a field day today. WTF does a guy gotta do to keep his place in the starting lineup FFS Looking forward to seeing Arthur in the 60th minute I guess, absolutely zero midfielders left now
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Jippa posted:As a neutral I want a couple of red cards and some tasty tackles and touchline scraps. I'd like Liverpool to somehow contrive to lose 9-0 or even maybe 10-0
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Nunez getting a red would be the funniest outcome right?
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Anthony Gordon the draco malfoy looking motherfucker
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lmao Darwin even has Big Andy’s obsession with ludicrously ambitious bicycle kicks
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:lmao Darwin even has Big Andy’s obsession with ludicrously ambitious bicycle kicks I hope they kept the receipt
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I don't remember us trying the left side at all. Carvalho and Tsimikas have barely touched the ball
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Inside of the post and then out for a goal kick - never seen that before.
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