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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Seams posted:

had to some housework - what did i miss in the postshow so far?

Statistically CM Punk probably hates you

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is way too heavy-handed and is just CM Punk being an unbelievable rear end in a top hat.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Every time Tony's hands go below the table he's frantically texting Rocky asking if he can get Switchblade Jay White back to do the presser instead.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
IMMA JUST STOP POSTING


I aint TK, I don't think I can post through this nonsense. Yall have a good night!

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Dave sounded like loving Honma

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

dave sounds like he is calling in

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Bard Maddox posted:

Hangman is right and Punk is a shithead

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Hangman is right to not take advice from any of those old fucks because he's a better wrestler than all those people Punk's mad about him not listening to.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

sportsgenius86 posted:

Is Dave in witness protection or something lol

He is wearing a mask.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

wait people are down on this premium live event? i need to prepare myself. is it WWE bad, bad for AEW, or actually good and everyone is a baby? yea ok? MRT? foochs????

It was a great show with three incredible matches.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I think Dave is wearing a mask and that's why he sounds like that

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

jackofarcades posted:

Given that I only know more or less what's been reported, Punk comes off 100% like an rear end in a top hat in this whole Colt Cabana business and if Hanger if boys with Colt then why shouldn't he be pissed about Punk showing up?

Of course it's wrasslin so who knows

I'm sorry dissing the dude because he shares a bank account with his mom is such big prick rear end in a top hat energy. Like dude it is loving rough out there, we are all just trying to survive. Don't hate on anyone's financial situation. That line has made me not like Punk at all anymore. gently caress this dude for real

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Shinjobi posted:

"Respect me I'm old and left the entire business for 7 years."


Go gently caress yourself dude.

It’s all going to be okay, I promise you

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Seams posted:

had to some housework - what did i miss in the postshow so far?

Punk HATES the Elite and thinks they're small timers

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

glad to witness the evening.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Wait am I actually asleep and dreaming this all right now? That would make the weird extra deep voices make much more sense.

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

Miching Mallecho posted:

I think Dave is wearing a mask and that's why he sounds like that

He was the joker

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fentry posted:

Dave sounding like he's calling in ransom demands

"Get me Pat Patterson and Ray Stevens tapes or I'll kill again."

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Le Saboteur posted:

I think it's a bit embarrassing for them to let Punk do this especially next to the owner of the company which indicates tacit approval of Punk running down employees in the company.

But hey it's wrestling, it's all fake anyways.

So weird, given we already had Punk vs MJF, I'm guessing we're having Punk vs The Elite if only to turn this into a Worked Shoot

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Jerusalem posted:

Every time Tony's hands go below the table he's frantically texting Rocky asking if he can get Switchblade Jay White back to do the presser instead.

desperately trying to get any other wrestler to show up to the scrum

Thanlis
Mar 17, 2011

NienNunb posted:

It’s all going to be okay, I promise you

I’m not totally sure Punk needs you to defend him, but you’re doing a great job with it anyhow!

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
Do I love messy drama? Certainly.

Does it make me want to support Punk over the people I started watching this company for? Goodness no.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

This is just sad

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

who is scott colton? twitter scoops guy?

Dr. Mantis Toboggan
May 5, 2003

Dave recorded his question on a Talkboy and played it back at 80% speed

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

YourHumbleMessiah posted:

Dave sounded like loving Honma

holy poo poo lmao

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

They don't call him CM Professional, you know.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

Miching Mallecho posted:

I think Punk thinks Page is an EVP

Which I'll be honest,

I thought the Bucks,Cody,Omega, and Page were all were

basically anyone that was at all in who then made tv appearances you can consider an evp, so basically add like jericho on to your list and you're set

Conrad_Birdie posted:

This is the first scrum I’m watching live and uhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha

i swear im not lying to you when i say you should go back and watch all of them, all of them start with something similar to This poo poo. at the double or nothing scrum this year tony khan had obviously done a line of coke right before getting on mic in front of everyone and it went exactly how you think it might

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Cavauro posted:

who is scott colton? twitter scoops guy?

i think he wrote for Rajah

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

Dave recorded his question on a Talkboy and played it back at 80% speed

Credit Card? No Problem!

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Cavauro posted:

who is scott colton? twitter scoops guy?

s coops as in ice cream

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Raeg posted:

Do I love messy drama? Certainly.

Does it make me want to support Punk over the people I started watching this company for? Goodness no.

I watch AEW to escape messy drama. I loving hate this direction.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

Dave recorded his question on a Talkboy and played it back at 80% speed

Credit card? Yooooouuuuu gooooottt iiiitttt

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Raeg posted:

Do I love messy drama? Certainly.

Does it make me want to support Punk over the people I started watching this company for? Goodness no.

well i'd like to ask a question where your answer comes in between these two things you've told us, and the answer is something akin to, "perhaps."

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Tony just staring at the clock, begging for someone else to come up

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
ok im watching from the start and holy poo poo lmao

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ganso Bomb posted:

Credit card? Yooooouuuuu gooooottt iiiitttt

poo poo you got the line right

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Shard posted:

I'm sorry dissing the dude because he shares a bank account with his mom is such big prick rear end in a top hat energy. Like dude it is loving rough out there, we are all just trying to survive. Don't hate on anyone's financial situation. That line has made me not like Punk at all anymore. gently caress this dude for real

Shockingly, Landlord Punk looks down on people who struggle with bills.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Punk said "can I shoot on this" and Tony went "umm"

And here we are

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i'onno, i can kinda feel where punk is coming from, he took a big gamble coming back and going to AEW to try and help build with so many other cemented legends, but AEW has done well but hasn't really been climbing in ratings/buys, and taking a dumb assed botch injury like that when you're starting your title run has to be a gut punch for a performer used to high stakes poo poo

definitely curious to hear his thoughts on Mox now

he's being crass as hell but i dig it for some reason

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