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doesn't really work imo because if the cat is alive and trapped in a small box, you'll fuckin know it
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- Sherbert Hoover
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one time when i was a kid we came back from church and heard this frantic meowing and we were looking all over for my little brother's kitten. eventually we realized he was sitting on the couch and not moving and the sound appeared to be coming from underneath him. yeah, he stuffed the kitten in a metal lockbox
the kitten was fine i guess but it ran away shortly afterwards and didn't come back
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Sep 5, 2022 06:37
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Schrödinger's dog had no kind of wider ontological implications or what-have-you, he was just a really excellent dog.
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Sep 5, 2022 07:35
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doesn't really work imo because if the cat is alive and trapped in a small box, you'll fuckin know it
schrodinger clearly did not own a cat. he got talent but this is a rookie mistake
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Sep 5, 2022 07:45
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- google THIS
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doesn't really work imo because if the cat is alive and trapped in a small box, you'll fuckin know it
The trick is to use a cardboard box, then shoo the cat away from the box multiple times so it thinks it's not supposed to get in the box, then when it sneaks in there anyway you start calling the cat's name and act like you're anxiously searching for it. Now you'll be lucky to get the cat out of there
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Sep 5, 2022 15:35
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- nut
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u just put a window on the box I don’t get what these people r on u aren’t smart schodinger
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Sep 5, 2022 15:36
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- Viginti Septem
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I've put my homework assignments in the box and they exist in a simultaneous state of having the right answers and the wrong answers. That you, the teacher, have decided to open the box, collapsing the wave function, and setting a determination to this quandary of my answers being wrong is solely on you, the observer.
Now if you need me, I'll be rolling more DMT joints out of my physics books.
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Sep 5, 2022 16:19
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Nobody ever talks about his dog is why mention it. He was a good boy.
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Sep 5, 2022 16:44
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Schindler's Cat saved more than a thousand Jewish refugees from Meowshwitz
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Sep 6, 2022 06:31
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- Finger Prince
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Schindler's Cat saved more than a thousand Jewish refugees from Meowshwitz
This is simultaneously the greatest most terrible joke itt, and only the observer can tell which.
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Sep 6, 2022 06:48
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- Viginti Septem
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Dunning's and Kruger's Cat (they have joint custody) is really really convinced he's hiding in a box, but he's actually only partially under an old sweatshirt (his tail is sticking out)
One day he'll learn he doesn't know poo poo about boxes.
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Sep 6, 2022 17:04
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- The Maroon Hawk
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Dunning's and Kruger's Cat (they have joint custody) is really really convinced he's hiding in a box, but he's actually only partially under an old sweatshirt (his tail is sticking out)
what a dumb animal. no signs of intelligence whatsoever.
I’ll take ten
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- tadashi
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you just know murphy's cat is gonna be trouble
Murphy's cat doesn't mean trouble is going to happen it just means trouble is one of the infinite possibilities that could happen.
-Aaron Sorkin's cat
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Sep 9, 2022 17:47
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- Finger Prince
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If there's trouble to be had, murphy's cat will find a way to get in to it.
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Sep 9, 2022 17:50
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- Viginti Septem
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I remember that scene from Interstellar
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Sep 9, 2022 18:12
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- Fredrik1
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You put two cats in the box, one dead one alive
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Sep 9, 2022 18:28
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- google THIS
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"So if an atom decays, the lightbulb switches on. But because it is still in the box..."
"I've got a better idea!"
"Schrodinger! Is that a...cat?"
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godwin's cat:
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Sep 10, 2022 00:07
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I want the physicist, not the monkey!
...it's a cat
What?!
it's a cat, bro
...gently caress
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Sep 10, 2022 00:48
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- Fredrik1
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Schrödinger stumbling through his apartment filled with prototypes of boxes, radiological elements and dead animals
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