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toiletbrush
May 17, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

Man, Papa John's really is out of ideas

has anyone said Pooper John's yet

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von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

grumplestiltzkin posted:

imagine having food takes this bad and still somehow thinking it go down well to publicly admit to them:laffo:

ur delusional!

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

von Braun posted:

ur delusional!

You people are the envy of the world in countless social and economic indicators. You do not have to pretend you're not near the rock bottom on cuisine. Take the L and bask in your other trophies. :)

And seriously never try and talk poo poo about Mexican and Soul Food again because ahahahahahhahahah

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I hear if you put pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza any time. Big if true.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


toiletbrush posted:

has anyone said Pooper John's yet

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





is this loss

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

CLAM DOWN posted:

is this loss

For someone it is.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


I would absolutely try that top one.

Not sure what the "pepperonis" are though.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Grape posted:

This will work, but be very localized success.

Basically you'd pull it off on the West Coast.
The South and Midwest wouldn't touch it for the weirdness (Minnesota might be curious about the Scandi thing though).
And in the Northeast you would last less than a week before being murdered by Italian-Americans.

West coast here. No, no they would not pull it off.

In fact I'd go so far as to argue that this would be one of the worst places possible to attempt it. We're extremely open to new food ideas but they have to actually taste good, because, as a result of being extremely open to new food ideas, we have a huge selection of other things that taste better. If anything, you might be able to sell this garbage as a dessert item in Wisconsin or something, provided you dump enough extra sugar on it.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Devils Affricate posted:

If anything, you might be able to sell this garbage as a dessert item in Wisconsin or something, provided you dump enough extra sugar on it.

You absolutely wouldn't be able to do that here.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Pennywise the Frown posted:

You absolutely wouldn't be able to do that here.

Sure, whatever you say, chief.

*squirts some Hershey's syrup on top, drops a handful of tater tots salt bae style*

They call it "Viking Hotdish." Look, this interrogation can go on as long as you want. Why not just have a bite?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Devils Affricate posted:

Sure, whatever you say, chief.

*squirts some Hershey's syrup on top, drops a handful of tater tots salt bae style*

They call it "Viking Hotdish." Look, this interrogation can go on as long as you want. Why not just have a bite?

Minnesota maybe, not here. Hot dish isn't even a thing here in my part of WI. I heard it first from SA.

The most sweet horrible thing I've had here eat a gathering is that fruit salad stuff with mayo or miracle whip in it or something.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


pro starcraft loser posted:

Not sure what the "pepperonis" are though.
Dots of sweet chili sauce.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Pennywise the Frown posted:

fruit salad stuff with mayo

:barf:

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

von Braun posted:

americans think burrito is a normal breakfast item and that somehow waffles and chicken is a normal thing. or 1000 other things lol

poo poo for brains

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i think their understanding of what a burrito is, is calibrated to the sad items they get in scandanavia

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

quote:

"The Poke Burri empire is growing. More new cities announcing soon," says a recent Instagram post from founders Seven Chan and Ken Yu, first-time restaurant owners who carve a clever, creative niche by cross-breeding species not usually seen on the same menu line.

Sushi Donuts, Sushi Burritos, Sushi Pizza and More Are Coming to Detroit (October 16, 2018)
https://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/20823/gallery_sushi_donuts_sushi_burritos_sushi_pizza_and_more_are_coming_to_detroit

https://www.instagram.com/pokeburri/

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I have one of those nearby. It's good but expensive.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Sushirritos and Shushizza

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Anybody ever made a successful cauliflower crust pizza?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cauliflower crust is a cruel hoax.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
zucchini crust is where it's at

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Oh come on, Dall-E, this wouldn't even crack the top 10 worst pizza crimes in Sweden or Brazil, let alone the world.




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



They're learning to make regular slices :tinfoil:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Cartoon Man posted:



Anybody ever made a successful cauliflower crust pizza?

Yes, but anyone who considers it "pizza" is delusional.

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

its all nice on rice posted:

Yes, but anyone who considers it "pizza" is delusional.

Putting all the weight of what is a pizza on the base?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The cauliflower crust pizzas at Costco are legitimately good and taste like regular pizza. Now I'm not under the impression they're actually better for you in any way, but they tasty

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Baked breaded cauliflower is actually pretty tasty, ngl. Still not a pizza.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A lot of “cauliflower” pizza is actually regular pizza but with some ground up cauliflower mixed in with the wheat flour with little to no nutritional benefits.

Check labels, especially on frozen.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol, awesome.

That's like if you buy carbon fiber wheels which are incredibly light and strong, but you end up getting regular metal wheels with carbon fiber bits glued on the surface

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
yeah i look at the label and its like this crap has about as many crabs as a regular one. what a scam.

edit: not fixing that

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Devils Affricate posted:

They call it "Viking Hotdish."

This is almost violently not a Wisconsin thing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Who doesn't love a good high-crab pizza

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

One pizza with spider legs, thank you

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Here you go

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm gonna have to say no to arthropod pizza.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

That's so disgusting I'm going to :justpost: so that I don't have to see the bottom of that picture

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

its all nice on rice posted:

I hear if you put pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza any time. Big if true.

Sorry, but this is false.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



You can have pizza any time, but may you?

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