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MIXED TAG 1 0.33%
FTW TITLE 0 0%
ALL ATLANTIC 3 1.00%
KINGSTON VS ISHII 27 9.03%
CASINO LADDER 2 0.67%
TRIOS TITLE MATCH 42 14.05%
TBS TITLE MATCH 0 0%
FTR/WAR DOG VS MCGM/LETHAL 1 0.33%
STARKS/HOBBS 1 0.33%
TAG TITLE MATCH 187 62.54%
INTERIM WOMENS MATCH 2 0.67%
CHRISTIAN/BOY 4 1.34%
JERICHO/DANIELSON 4 1.34%
STING MATCH 6 2.01%
PUNK/MOX 19 6.35%
Total: 299 votes
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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jonny Nox posted:

Look it’s easier if I draw a diagram, do you have a pencil?

nope.

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005

Eat My Fuc posted:

The look on Tony’s face when he said “Not taking this loving poo poo” is one of the funniest ways i’ve ever seen anyone emote anything, Jerry Louis level performance Tony Khan.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
You can prognosticate AEW's future via the blood splatter Mox leave behind on the mat and his forehead.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan
May 5, 2003


Oh my God hahahahaha

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


5

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


move past it and heel

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

Zombie Lemur posted:

My baseless speculation is that Punk was already mad that he came back and immediately hurt himself again and then lost his poo poo when he saw that reporter.

"ah gently caress, i definitely hosed my arm up on that dive, but i can't tell everyone i'm injured again, i'll be done for! wait a minute, i can just shoot on colt and the elite and get myself suspended! oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, phil!"

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

Oh my God hahahahaha

is this loss.jpg? I don't see it

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007


LMFAO he just saw the virgin mary at the scrum like Paulie in the sopranos

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

welp

Hub Dirt
Apr 26, 2008

surf rock posted:

is this loss.jpg? I don't see it

it's a rough cut, but it's still loss.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




:piss:

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Erebus posted:

move past it and heel

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



Monarch poo poo

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Fart Radio posted:

"ah gently caress, i definitely hosed my arm up on that dive, but i can't tell everyone i'm injured again, i'll be done for! wait a minute, i can just shoot on colt and the elite and get myself suspended! oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, phil!"

C Mour Punk

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Fart Radio posted:

"ah gently caress, i definitely hosed my arm up on that dive, but i can't tell everyone i'm injured again, i'll be done for! wait a minute, i can just shoot on colt and the elite and get myself suspended! oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, phil!"

He should've peppered in some random people too.

"And gently caress you, JD Drake! The gray hair look isn't for everyone you prick!"

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Penguin Patrol posted:

-Punk turned heel on the crowd in Chicago on Wednesday. Ace Steel suggested he choose violence. Repeat at the scrum.

-Tony just happened to suspend someone a couple of weeks ago for a minor version of the same story. Now we have a precedent for what needs to happen.

-The muffins.

He also randomly paused in the middle of burying the Elite to put over Adam Cole!!

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Has anyone made an edit of that Simpsons scene where Flanders goes off on every other character in the show yet

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Joey McChrist posted:

feel like poo poo, just need him back

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007


Literally me, same outfit

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
This will be my third AEW show tomorrow and I haven’t gotten the chance to sing Judas yet, thank you CM Punk

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Eat My Fuc posted:

Literally me, same outfit

EMF, let's be honest here - you kinda want that as an avatar, even after the recent change.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Why is a suspension a punishment? When you’re making millions punishment isn’t getting to sit at home and think about what you did.

They should make all of them all compete in a 2 hour long iron man match against each other on an episode of Dark as punishment.

It’s like when the coach makes you run laps.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

5

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Astro7x posted:

Why is a suspension a punishment? When you’re making millions punishment isn’t getting to sit at home and think about what you did.

They should make all of them all compete in a 2 hour long iron man match against each other on an episode of Dark as punishment.

It’s like when the coach makes you run laps.

they have to film 6 months of the aew equivalent of total divas together and if they can get along for that time and work out their differences, then they can come back

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Astro7x posted:

Why is a suspension a punishment? When you’re making millions punishment isn’t getting to sit at home and think about what you did.

They should make all of them all compete in a 2 hour long iron man match against each other on an episode of Dark as punishment.

It’s like when the coach makes you run laps.

Wrestling is a wrestler's drug. It's why they'll never be able to unionize.
You tell them they can't wrestle most of them will not be happy about it.
Or it can just be 'corporate public optics management 101'

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

In Arena Suspension. Have Arn Anderson sit at the front of the room glaring over the suspended wrestlers while they do their homework

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008


***** holy hell

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
bruh. Mox is so based.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
Great thread, excellent distraction from twitter.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Erebus posted:

move past it and heel

Holy poo poo I love this thread so much.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Erebus posted:

move past it and heel
lmao

Spiggy
Apr 26, 2008

Not a cop

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy
in the middle of all of this, Dana Brook posting a banger on Reddit

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Astro7x posted:

Why is a suspension a punishment? When you’re making millions punishment isn’t getting to sit at home and think about what you did.

They should make all of them all compete in a 2 hour long iron man match against each other on an episode of Dark as punishment.

It’s like when the coach makes you run laps.

If you are suspended without pay it's a punishment to miss out on six figures if you miss a month.

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