[canada] I don't need to take lessons on marginalized people. I'm ITALIAN!

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Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Arivia posted:

one of them has been on the lam since may apparently so uh I�m not counting on it

Apparently one of them was found dead and the other is still at large.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 23:23

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# ? May 24, 2024 15:51

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

apatheticman posted:

Canada's hosed by ~~trade agreements~~ every side of its leadership class and can't show preference for ~~national companies~~ Canadians unless its very specific circumstances.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 23:57

Seatbelts: Mar 29, 2010

Oxyclean posted:

I kinda like it, but I don't know if I like the look of the front end. please do not circumcise your car's tip

They didn't make enough for anyone to mess around modifying them but i think it would look better without the tip and a cool flat grill of some sort covering the mouth.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 00:03

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Seatbelts posted:

How dare you all!
The bricklin sv-1 slaps and is a canadian TREASURE

as long as you rebuild the entire car from the ground up before you drive it cause they were built like trash

that's a radial tia sorry

# ? Sep 6, 2022 00:37

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Mameluke posted:

Fair

# ? Sep 6, 2022 03:46

mila kunis: Jun 10, 2011

apatheticman posted:

Fair

can't blame em, canadians keep voting them back in

# ? Sep 6, 2022 06:54

PhilippAchtel: May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/M1cTheMiracle/status/1566845456046596097

# ? Sep 6, 2022 12:35

Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

PhilippAchtel posted:

https://twitter.com/M1cTheMiracle/status/1566845456046596097

Is that a toilet-in-the-bedroom reveal at the very end?

# ? Sep 6, 2022 13:05

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Hand Knit posted:

Is that a toilet-in-the-bedroom reveal at the very end?

Sure is. I'm never using M. Night Shyamalan as my realtor ever again

# ? Sep 6, 2022 13:09

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Thanks for the several a day alerts telling me there's someone stabby out there. The morning one is especially nice.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 13:20

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

PhilippAchtel posted:

https://twitter.com/M1cTheMiracle/status/1566845456046596097

guillotine

# ? Sep 6, 2022 13:34

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Remember when people could buy houses in the Annex for like $200k?

# ? Sep 6, 2022 13:35

Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

PhilippAchtel posted:

https://twitter.com/M1cTheMiracle/status/1566845456046596097

People buy these, live in it for 2 years, then move out to Brantford and bully some poor young family out of their first house by paying 250k over asking.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 14:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Frosted Flake posted:

Remember when people could buy houses in the Annex for like $200k?

no.

i don't remember a lot from 1989 though

# ? Sep 6, 2022 14:22

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://twitter.com/_hillu/status/1566396560992256001

# ? Sep 6, 2022 15:06

megahtz: Jun 24, 2020; by Hand Knit

that's faint praise

# ? Sep 6, 2022 16:22

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

https://twitter.com/KevinCTV/status/1567219769731911680

lmao

# ? Sep 6, 2022 21:46

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

EvilJoven posted:

Thanks for the several a day alerts telling me there's someone stabby out there. The morning one is especially nice.

my alerts didnt even have a description of the guy just "BRRRRRR BRRRRRR dont get stabbed BRRRRR", thanks canada

# ? Sep 6, 2022 21:50

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

infernal machines posted:

lmao

# ? Sep 6, 2022 21:53

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

ah yes mister Justin Trudeau big tyrant kinda person

# ? Sep 6, 2022 21:54

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

PhilippAchtel posted:

https://twitter.com/M1cTheMiracle/status/1566845456046596097

nice 2d house what is this flatland? you'd get the same amount of space living in a luxury van

# ? Sep 6, 2022 21:58

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

CLAM DOWN posted:

https://twitter.com/KevinCTV/status/1567219769731911680

lmao

What is the issue all but guaranteeing a constitutional crisis is worth?

# ? Sep 6, 2022 21:59

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

infernal machines posted:

is that your prime minister just put it in trudeau?

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:05

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

What is the issue all but guaranteeing a constitutional crisis is worth?

gay people

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:07

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

PhilippAchtel posted:

https://twitter.com/M1cTheMiracle/status/1566845456046596097

why is the toilet beside the bed

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:09

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

CLAM DOWN posted:

why is the toilet beside the bed

separate bathroom costs another $500k

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:13

Snuffman: May 21, 2004

CLAM DOWN posted:

why is the toilet beside the bed

There's also a shower to the right.

Its a BnB.

Bedroom and Bathroom.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:14

kaom: Jan 20, 2007

I can�t stop watching it. Check out the definitely-intended-for-a-bathroom sink in the kitchen :lol:

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:14

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

kaom posted:

I can�t stop watching it. Check out the definitely-intended-for-a-bathroom sink in the kitchen

ah yes, the kitchen, aka the room with a hotplate and a microwave

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:15

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

CLAM DOWN posted:

why is the toilet beside the bed

WHY

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:17

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

No full size fridge, no vent fan, no apparent bathroom fan.

That "house" gonna have some loving smells.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:27

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's a gimmick build on an otherwise unusable property, it's dumb and there's absolutely no reason why anyone would own that as their actual residence, so it's being sold via outrage marketing

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:53

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

apatheticman posted:

That "house" gonna have some loving smells.

Doubly so seeing as you gonna take a poo poo at the foot of your bed apparently.

Ya I had to move to Winnipeg to get it but the house I spent 1/10th the money on is a real house not like some itty bitty lego house where every room is tiny and the stairs take up half the building.

EvilJoven has issued a correction as of 22:57 on Sep 6, 2022

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's made out of shipping containers, for some reason

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:54