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I’d like to formally announce that I will give the entire billion dollars to somethingawful inc. all I ask for is unlimited custom titles for free for life. thank you, and congratulations Jeff. |
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site owner parachute account spotted seriously though that's a good plan, but you know what would be a great plan? my plan. it's that by winning the billion dollars i'll be able to pay each byob poster a posting salary for life thereby acting as a rising tide to lift all boats rather than waiting for a 'trickle down' effect on posting from on high |
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Stoner Sloth posted:site owner parachute account spotted That is very generous of you. When would we receive our first paycheck? |
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Did someone win the money yet?
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super sweet best pal posted:Did someone win the money yet? Yes
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Zil posted:That is very generous of you. When would we receive our first paycheck? asap after i receive the billion from this thread - cause even as a billionaire i'd want to post with my pals first and foremost 
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So you're saying I can either have a portion of a billion or I can have a billion? 
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I changed my mind. I won the money. the money is mine. |
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Rarity posted:So you're saying I can either have a portion of a billion or I can have a billion? well i thought it was a good consolation prize for me winning |
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I'm still hoping it's me and I'm offering a big ice cream but most of the money would go to creating a competitor to something awful called somethin' awful where everything's the same except the color scheme in byob is less funny |
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I could really use some cash, badly. I'm flipping the coin between betting on this thread and going on a crime spree. Posting here first because it seems lower risk. 
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But BYOB loves crimes
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We do. We do sure love crimes. |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:We do. We do sure love crimes. And for my next crime I'm going to steal... ...your heart 
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Sep 15, 2022 12:56
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my next crime is stealing this here billion wiht the power of posting |
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Rarity posted:And for my next crime I'm going to steal... But I need my heart to live Rarity 
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i'll buy you so many hearts if you just let me win this
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Visit me in prison
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Sherbert Hoover posted:i'll buy you so many hearts if you just let me win this Here. Have a pig heart...YOU ANIMAL! |
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keep forgetting to post here. Phew Almost missed my chance |
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Rarity posted:And for my next crime I'm going to steal...  yeeeee bbyCJ is in the corner F5'ing probably |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:CJ is in the corner F5'ing probably Oh is that what the kids call it these days?
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Rarity posted:Oh is that what the kids call it these days? They do be calling it somethin, alright |
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You may have thought you won this, but it was me who did. It was me all along, Austin.
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So I take some time away from the internet and in my absence people forget that I’m supposed to have the last post here; how disappointing. I’m feeling very forgiving though so no harm no foul. |
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Andoman posted:So I take some time away from the internet and in my absence people forget that I’m supposed to have the last post here; how disappointing. I’m feeling very forgiving though so no harm no foul. We appreciate your gracious return! |
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Andoman posted:So I take some time away from the internet and in my absence people forget that I’m supposed to have the last post here; how disappointing. I’m feeling very forgiving though so no harm no foul. Three second rule bud
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Edward Fingerhands posted:We appreciate your gracious return! So glad to be back |
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I call dibs on the last post. Such is the rule of dibs that none may ever post in this thread anymore.
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Saoshyant posted:I call dibs on the last post. Such is the rule of dibs that none may ever post in this thread anymore. I double dibs you |
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Andoman posted:I double dibs you infinity to infinity dibs and also this thread is now the property of the people's republic of goodposting and will be redistributed. to each according to their posts, from each according to their threads.
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The people's republic of goodposting is actual a constitutional monarchy led by moi
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Rarity posted:The people's republic of goodposting is actual a constitutional monarchy led by moi I don't remember voting for you |
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Rarity posted:The people's republic of goodposting is actual a constitutional monarchy led by moi Could I have you take a look over the edge of this table? Don't mind those support beans, purely decorative. |
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Dukberry posted:What's everyone's favorite episode of the popular 1900s tv show star trek the next generation? I like the one where I'm the last poster in this thread and use my billion to invade mars I like the episode where you wake up and it was all a dream and then you find out that in reality I was in fact the last poster |
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