Arrath posted:

It's the middle of a hellacious heat wave, my swamp cooler can only do so much, and it's started making occasional loud banging noises.

But only when I'm not here to watch the cheeky fucker, and my girlfriend won't go up on the roof.

The bearings are good, the belt tension is good, the adjuster is bolted tight, the unit itself is solidly affixed if half rust at this point. Why, you fucker

E: oh I swear to god if that brain dead woodpecker finally got tired of hammering on the newly installed fiberglass power pole and is going after bugs in the cooler pads I'm going to jail for shooting endangered species.

change my name posted:

My gf is black and I had to explain the Yakub thing to her after sending her some meme from here because she had never heard of it

Azathoth posted:

Yeah, I can't justify leaving someone on a probe for trolling that thread. I'll end his probe early when I get home this evening.

starbarry clock posted:

and ruffini?

KirbyKhan posted:

Kys tax

grieving for Gandalf posted:

he already did

Captain Hygiene posted:

And here I thought using a car as my primary vehicle would keep me safe from derails

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i used to play ultima online and the guildmaster of a guild i was in was really into cybersex so whenever i went to the guildhouse which was a cabin in the middle of the woods to pick up bandages and potions from the guild supplies i would see him and another naked player character standing on top of each other on the second floor of the cabin and i would immeditally get an ICQ message from him telling me to GTFO and give him some privacy every single time it happened lmao

barbecue at the folks posted:

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://twitter.com/LaikaAlan/status/1567616519537889283

Just how big is the market for guys who need to be reminded of manly guns before using their green tea & menthol shave balm?

Crust First posted:

What... what is a socialism-resistant bag?

Breetai posted:

Back in the day we called her Thatcher.

Indoor Plumbing posted:

Yell at Dr. Eldarion then you stupid gently caress, Coupons is his entire income.

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ultrafilter posted:

79124 Lake Club Dr, Indio, CA 92203

The Anime Liker posted:

All of that is horrible and tacky, but I would pay a decent amount of money to Airbnb it so I could gently caress in the Cher room

ZixTheYeti posted:

There is no sex in the Cher paint room.

FizFashizzle posted:

this girl im seeing texted me what i was doing tonight and i told her "oh just watching the game with some friends." Friends of course being people on this forum, thinking nothing about it. she asked if she was invited and i was like "yeah, of course."

she showed up in a panthers jersey with a lot of snacks and stuff to make a buffalo dip. She asked "where's everyone else?"

i had to tell her that by "friends" i meant people on an internet forum.

Codependent Poster posted:

I think you mean the girl you were seeing

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/LEGOLANDWindsor/status/1567933696568606725

Lobok posted:

Tonight's performance of Queen Elizabeth will be played by the understudy, Johnny Five.

Haschel Cedricson posted:

ultrafilter posted:

Arivia posted:

this can't be true

because

you see

johnny five

is alive

verbal enema posted:

Why is the Titanic propaganda now

Dacap posted:

The movie turned 25 so DiCaprio won't acknowledge it exists anymore

piL posted:

They say that to make a new dungeon master, a dungeon master gives up some of their precious campaign notes. This is how I became an 11th generation DM. When you read another DM's campaign notes, you give up some of your control--they receive influence over you and this bond can become so powerful that you become subservient. But they say if you take all of a DM's campaign notes, then it thickens the story and you gain their power.

It is said that all DMs will eventually succumb to this notes war, and we will turn on ourselves consuming one another until we have the power to overcome the first dungeon master the first betrayer, who was thrown out of the first convention for critically failing his own party and teaching the sons of Adam to TPK, the anteantediluvian, Gygax.

Until then, we wait and war and grow and hide, ever fearful of the light, ever reliant on the players who sustain us.

Fake edit: wrong game.

ChubbyChecker posted:

Dabir posted:

what's the unit on that y axis

Empty Sandwich posted:

they're not using their units

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Ariong posted:

So there’s a lot of crossover between Bitcoin evangelists and religious evangelists? Huh, I always wondered why they keep booking flights to Israel on such short notice.

4lokos basilisk posted:

seems like they should aim more for being their own west bank

ultrafilter posted:

Everything is Turing complete until proven otherwise, and those results are the really interesting ones.

ultrafilter posted:

I always liked the general recursive functions as a model of computation that illustrates how little you need to get Turing completeness. The requirements are as follows:

1. A function that returns zero.
   
2. A function that adds one to its argument.
   
3. A function that selects the kth item from a list of n elements.
   
4. Recursion in one argument.
   
5. Function composition.
   
6. The ability to loop until something is equal to zero.
   

Doom Mathematic posted:

I'm not Turing-complete. There's a bunch of computable functions I couldn't do at all.

lifg posted:

I’m turning complete, and you’ll excuse, me I’m going to recurse myself.

That DICK! posted:

Pestilence is basically the Shemp of the four horsemen

Carly Gay Dead Son posted:

I’m gonna open up the first restaurant chain in the meta verse. It will be called CGI Friday.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Nani?

Paladinus posted:

You can read 893 as yakuza in Japanese.

LifeSunDeath posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

Heath posted:

Someone photoshop this shirt on to Kiryu please

Kojiro posted:

No news of Yakuza 8 so far but their merch department continues to crack me the gently caress up





brb immediately putting Kiryu in my wedding dress

LifeSunDeath posted:

that is true, isn't it like the hand you want in the gambling game they would run, or it's the name of a game, forgot all my J history.

EorayMel posted:

Thought I was in the bootleg thread for a moment

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

LifeSunDeath probably did too, lol

LifeSunDeath posted:

it fell off my bookmarks and I just said gently caress it I'll post it here instead of finding the thread again. lol