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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Astro7x posted:

Did they tape this with the other Smackdown from last night? So they pulled the Roman's not here card when Roman was there earlier in the night?

Reread that again.

quote:

The Bloodline (Usos and Sami Zayn) host Roman Reigns' 2-year anniversary as champ celebration. Reigns can't make it to the ring to join them as Drew McIntyre attacks him, then takes out the rest of the Bloodline including putting the Usos through a table and a barricade

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Ha, the line breaks on my screen ended at just "Reigns can't make it to the ring to join them"

:doh:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Impact taping results from 8/27

quote:

Crazzy Steve w/Black Taurus defeated Shane Taylor
Gisele Shaw defeated Hyan. After, Gisele up runs away from Mickie James.
Yuya Uemura defeated Kenny King
Aussie Open defeated Chris Bey and Ace Austin
Mickie James defeated Raychell Rose
X Division Championship: Mike Bailey (c) defeated Mascara Dorada. After, Kenny King attacked both men declaring his title hopes.
Killer Kelly defeated Alisha Edwards.
IMPACT Tag Team Championship: Josh Alexander and Rich Swann defeated OGK (c) via disqualification
Motor City Machine Guns defeated Good Brothers
Digital Media Championship Ladder Match: Brian Myers defeated Bhupinder Gujjar
Jordynne Grace defeated Zicky Dice w/ Johnny Swinger
5-Way #1 Contender’s Match for the X-Division Championship: Black Taurus defeated Laredo Kid, Alex Zayne, Trey Miguel, and Mia Yim
Sami Callihan, Moose, and Steve Maclin have a contract signing for Barbed Wire Massacre at Victory Road. Moose and Maclin attack Sami and bust him open. Moose speared Maclin and tries to spear Sami through a table but he moves and Moose goes through the table instead. Sami hits a piledriver before signing the contract in blood.
Heath defeated PCO. After, they shake hands. Josh Alexander and Rich Swann ran out and helped Heath fend off Honor No More.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

There's a rumor going around that Super Dragon is the Joker in the Casino Ladder Match.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Pylons posted:

There's a rumor going around that Super Dragon is the Joker in the Casino Ladder Match.



lmao

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





ah yes, Lee The Clown

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

rampage spoilers please

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rampage

Sammy defeats Darby
Samoa Joe defends the ROH TV title against Josh Woods next Rampage
Serena Deeb defeats Madison Rayne
Claudio retains the ROH title over Dax

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

yea ok posted:

rampage spoilers please

Claudio over Dax
Guevara over Allin
Deeb over Rayne

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Chris James 2 posted:


Sammy defeats Darby

Boo

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I wonder if Rayne had a good showing this time.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Counterpoint: Mox is gonna make Sammy bleed in the semifinal.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Going back to the BCC vs JAS well seems on one level very predictable but also understandable. It's proven, it worked. But unless Sammy's going over Mox (he ain't) I'm not sure why not just run Moxley and Darby which is a fresher match?

Also, god, I want them to do the MITB bit with MJF at Grand Slam so bad. I can loving taste the crowd reaction to him running down, shedding his scarf and blazer, handing Paul Turner the poker chip and just obliterating the exhausted remnants of the new champion and celebrating like he just fought Superman himself.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Germansimp posted:

Counterpoint: Mox is gonna make Sammy bleed in the semifinal.

Sammy getting brutalized then having him and Tay join BCC would be an interesting swerve.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Have Renee hit a huracarana on Tay imho

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

MorningMoon posted:

Have Renee hit a huracarana on Tay imho

Comedy option, Sammy beats Mox and loses to Danielson: Bryan and Brie challenge Tay and Sammy for the mixed tag belts at this years 5th TripleMania or whatever.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gaz-L posted:

Going back to the BCC vs JAS well seems on one level very predictable but also understandable. It's proven, it worked. But unless Sammy's going over Mox (he ain't) I'm not sure why not just run Moxley and Darby which is a fresher match?

He's had more singles matches with Darby (per Cagematch: November 2019 Dynamite and July 2020 Dynamite world title defense) than with Sammy (Bash at the Beach Jan 2020). It just feels not-fresh because the teams feuded for forever

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

He's had more singles matches with Darby (per Cagematch: November 2019 Dynamite and July 2020 Dynamite world title defense) than with Sammy (Bash at the Beach Jan 2020). It just feels not-fresh because the teams feuded for forever

Just had a bunch of multi-man gimmick matches together vs not even been in the same room practically for 2 years.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Gaz-L posted:

Just had a bunch of multi-man gimmick matches together vs not even been in the same room practically for 2 years.

I think Sammy was only in Blood and Guts. He didn't join JAS until after DON.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Gaz-L posted:

Just had a bunch of multi-man gimmick matches together vs not even been in the same room practically for 2 years.

Mox and Sammy have literally only ever been in two matches together.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gaz-L posted:

Just had a bunch of multi-man gimmick matches together vs not even been in the same room practically for 2 years.

Sammy only was in the five on five Blood and Guts match against him tag-wise

Darby teamed with Moxley more times (5) than Sammy’s fought him total too

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Rampage spoilers:

*Matt Hardy vs. Darby Allin. Darby mocked the Hardys' mannerisms before missing a swanton off the top to the apron outside as Matt moved. Matt worked him over on the floor and ran him back-first into the ring post. Allin sold his back even after he made his comeback and hit some big moves. Hardy nailed the Side Effect for a near fall. Hardy caught Allin on the ropes and nailed a Razor's Edge into a sit-out powerbomb. Hardy went to the top but missed a moonsault. Darby nailed a Code Red but Hardy kicked up. Allin used the Last Supper to score the pinfall. Allin left for the back. The lights went out and when they returned, Julia Hart was inside the ring with Hardy and Brody King was behind Hardy, drilling him with a lariat. King challenged Sting and Allin to come to the ring. He told them that just because they cut the head off the snake, there is still venom in the fangs. They challenged Sting and Darby to face them in a No DQ match next week in Queens. They agreed.

*Tony Schiavone interviewed ROH Champion Claudio Castagnoli, who came out with Wheeler Yuta. Claudio said his championship represents Honor and the logo of the Blackpool Combat Club is the new symbol of excellence. They are a team and a family who make each other better. They win and they lose, together. Last week, unfortunately, Wheeler Yuta lost the ROH Pure title but he will get back up and win it again. Last week, Claudio had one of the hardest matches and hardest opponent he's ever faced in Dax Harwood. Next week, it will be a great week for the BBC because Moxley and Danielson are in the finals for the AEW title. Iron sharpens irons. Next week, there will be another World Champion in the BBC and will have two world champions in their ranks. Chris Jericho got up from commentary. He said the JAS is the symbol of excellence. Jericho ran down his accolades but said the one place he's never been World Champion was Ring of Honor. Seven World titles isn't enough for him, he wants "ocho." He challenged Claudio for a title match "this Wednesday" at Grand Slam. Claudio said he was hoping this would happen and has been waiting for this moment for a long time. He said Jericho was one.

*They aired a backstage promo where Jade Cargill said she didn't have any more competition. Diamante challenged her to next week in NYC and said she wouldn't be coming alone.

*Willow Nightingale vs. Penelope Ford. Ford attacked Willow early. Willow made a comeback but Penelope avoided a Pounce attempt. Ford worked her over for some time but Nightingale kept kicking out. Willow finally caught Penelope with an enziguiri after a cartwheel. Ford caught her out of nowhere with a stunner for a close two count. Ford finally scored the submission with the Muta Lock.

*Ethan Page with Stokely Hathaway quickly defeated Danhausen with a Razor's Edge.

*ROH TV Champion Samoa Joe vs. Josh Woods with Mark Sterling and Tony Nese. Lots of stiff shots and strikes early. Joe jabbed away at Josh. Woods blocked a headbutt and nailed a series of knee strikes to Joe. Woods worked over Joe's arm for a long time. Joe made a comeback and nailed a powerslam for a two count. Woods nailed a Fireman's Carry into a knee strike for a two count. Joe caught him with a Uranage in the corner, then nailed Tony Nese when he tried to interfere. Joe nailed the Muscle Buster and scored the pin. Nese and Woods attacked Joe after the bout but Wardlow hit the ring for the save. They were going to beat down Sterling but Nese and Woods pulled him out. Wardlow and Joe faced off and stared each other down, then showed each other respect.

After they went off the air, Joe took the mic and thanked Albany, NY, then put over Wardlow. He said they both like to kick tons of rear end, so next week they team up and go after everyone Mark Sterling has. The crowd chanted, "WardJoe."

Pylons fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Sep 15, 2022

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rampage is only half done so I'm not posting the spoilers yet, but they've already confirmed:

next Dynamite Claudio defends the ROH title against Jericho

next week Rampage Sting and Darby vs Brody and Buddy no DQ

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Pylons posted:

*They aired a backstage promo where Jade Cargill said she didn't have any more competition. Diamante challenged her to next week in NYC and said she wouldn't be coming alone.

THE RETURN OF IVELISSE

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:

Rampage is only half done so I'm not posting the spoilers yet, but they've already confirmed:

next Dynamite Claudio defends the ROH title against Jericho

next week Rampage Sting and Darby vs Brody and Buddy no DQ

Jericho as Ring of Honor Champion would be amazing NGL

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
He should win it and rename it to the Ring of Entertainment championship

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Are they really going to do Grand Slam without Eddie Kingston having a big match?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Kvantum posted:

Are they really going to do Grand Slam without Eddie Kingston having a big match?

He has COVID so his status is a bit touch and go.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Eddie can wrestle in full PPE

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Kvantum posted:

Are they really going to do Grand Slam without Eddie Kingston having a big match?

He has COVID so they can't book him until they know he's clear.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Kvantum posted:

Are they really going to do Grand Slam without Eddie Kingston having a big match?

Kingston has COVID and may not be back that soon

Besides he has a bigger match he has to be 100% for
https://twitter.com/WarriorWrstlng/status/1570225889857503232?s=20&t=IfXVxX-FCpl3swwM0nKu5w

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I was just thinking if there was a wrestler named Calvin....


Calvin should team with Hobbs

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rampage spoilers:

Darby Allin defeats Matt Hardy. Postmatch Brody King attacks Matt, and issues a challenge: Brody and Buddy Murphy vs Darby and Sting next Rampage, no DQ. It's accepted
Claudio Castagnoli promo interrupted by Chris Jericho, who wants a ROH title shot. It's accepted
Diamante challenges Jade Cargill for the TBS title and says she won't be alone in NYC
Penelope Ford defeats Willow Nightingale
Ethan Page defeats Danhausen
Samoa Joe retains the ROH title over Josh Woods despite attempted interference from Tony Nese

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Oops, almost forgot

Postmatch Woods and Nese attack Joe

Wardlow makes the save

Wardlow and Joe vs Nese and Woods next week :sickos:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Time for Kiera to turn on Jade

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Chris James 2 posted:

Kingston has COVID and may not be back that soon

Besides he has a bigger match he has to be 100% for
https://twitter.com/WarriorWrstlng/status/1570225889857503232?s=20&t=IfXVxX-FCpl3swwM0nKu5w

poo poo they were supposed to do this match at the Defy show they did in LA but Calvin couldn't make it. Should be dope.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Interesting note about that show: Fenix and Penta were supposed to wrestle Dem Boys but Tony asked the promotion to put them in separate matches. I presume he wants first dibs on that match?

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Pylons posted:

*Tony Schiavone interviewed ROH Champion Claudio Castagnoli, who came out with Wheeler Yuta. Claudio said his championship represents Honor and the logo of the Blackpool Combat Club is the new symbol of excellence. They are a team and a family who make each other better. They win and they lose, together. Last week, unfortunately, Wheeler Yuta lost the ROH Pure title but he will get back up and win it again. Last week, Claudio had one of the hardest matches and hardest opponent he's ever faced in Dax Harwood. Next week, it will be a great week for the BBC because Moxley and Danielson are in the finals for the AEW title. Iron sharpens irons. Next week, there will be another World Champion in the BBC and will have two world champions in their ranks. Chris Jericho got up from commentary. He said the JAS is the symbol of excellence. Jericho ran down his accolades but said the one place he's never been World Champion was Ring of Honor. Seven World titles isn't enough for him, he wants "ocho." He challenged Claudio for a title match "this Wednesday" at Grand Slam. Claudio said he was hoping this would happen and has been waiting for this moment for a long time. He said Jericho was one.

Lol. BCC. Blackpool Combat Club. Not...that.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


We Got Us A Bread posted:

Lol. BCC. Blackpool Combat Club. Not...that.

Yeah, the British Broadcasting Corporation are sketchy as hell.

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