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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Facebook Aunt posted:

https://twitter.com/LaikaAlan/status/1567616519537889283

Just how big is the market for guys who need to be reminded of manly guns before using their green tea & menthol shave balm?

Good god, I kept scrolling down that company's feed, and it's so on the nose I started thinking it was bad satire. But no, they're so offended by their direct competitor "going woke" that their entire existence now just consists of Hypermanly Unwokeness and setting that competitor's products on fire :psyduck:

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LMAO at how mad some people got by the idea of "being a man means being a protector" and all these CHUDs responded with "gently caress you I'm going to buy lovely razors because I love domestic violence"

Now to just peruse the latest round of "why do women refuse to date conservative men" op-eds

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://twitter.com/LaikaAlan/status/1567616519537889283

Just how big is the market for guys who need to be reminded of manly guns before using their green tea & menthol shave balm?

Has someone let DUKE CANNON know that they’ve got someone trying to edge in on their turf?

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Their next move needs to be a big donation to a trans org so all the bigots who were sold on the ads can make noises about being betrayed, meanwhile Jeremy’s makes money from various left-leaning folks who don’t take issue buying from a company that would use hateful language to advertise in the first place. :nallears:

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Green tea and menthol seems like some limp-wristed poo poo, why isn't it leather and bourbon?

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


"Locked and loaded with green tea" is one of the funniest collections of words I've seen in a while. Huge "all my t-shirts have guns on them" energy.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
What... what is a socialism-resistant bag?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Splint Chesthair posted:

"Locked and loaded with green tea" is one of the funniest collections of words I've seen in a while. Huge "all my t-shirts have guns on them" energy.

Not even gunpowder green tea. You'd think that'd be an easy choice.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Crust First posted:

What... what is a socialism-resistant bag?

Back in the day we called her Thatcher.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Breetai posted:

Back in the day we called her Thatcher.
I thought I had a funny response but I can't top this :golfclap:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Crust First posted:

What... what is a socialism-resistant bag?

I think it means if you behead a leftist gorgon the poison blood from her severed head won't leak through.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



https://twitter.com/7NewsDC/status/1567596189352181760?s=20&t=E1QpeiljV66GHFrVwlkS5g

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://twitter.com/WashProbs/status/1539028424873877507

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Tag yourselves, I'm the Never Forget sampler.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Its ok.
Virginia is part of the CONFEDERATE States Of America.
The south never gave up, they just called time out.

9/11 was mostly a bunch of Yankees dying.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Mod Pizza has a new family pack called a FUNdle (fun+bundle :haw: Or maybe family+bundle, I don't know) but my Internet-poisoned eyes keep reading it as "Fundie"

Volmarias posted:

Tag yourselves, I'm the Never Forget sampler.

Absolutely losing my poo poo at "2 slices of Pentagon Pies".

That crab looks way too happy about this solemn day of remembrance. What did he know and when did he know it?

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 18:22 on Sep 8, 2022

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I am sad it does not feature the 9/11 was an Inside (Corn) Cobb

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The Building 7 Bean Soup

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Brawnfire posted:

The Building 7 Bean Soup

drat you, I was gonna say "Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel" Beans.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Oh yeah, and toast spread thinly with butter and Thermite

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Now serving burgers on a Let’s Roll

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Loose Change Lobster Claw

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Love that they thought up "First Responder Flatbread" and "Pentagon Pie" and then just gave up when it was time to name the oysters.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The Falling Man Falafel

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Hooters Remembers: Let Freedom Wing was first

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://twitter.com/OriginalFunko/status/1567939198849794048

Splint Chesthair posted:

Love that they thought up "First Responder Flatbread" and "Pentagon Pie" and then just gave up when it was time to name the oysters.

Maybe you actually get anywhere between 9 and 11 oysters.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Salad al-Ghamdi

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
My brother-in-law was living in the Marriott in WTC7 and working in one of the uppermost floors of one of the two towers, and the only reason he wasn't there when the planes hit was because that morning he had been called away for a meeting in Newark.

He owns this shirt.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Phanatic posted:

My brother-in-law was living in the Marriott in WTC7 and working in one of the uppermost floors of one of the two towers, and the only reason he wasn't there when the planes hit was because that morning he had been called away for a meeting in Newark.

He owns this shirt.



I'm sorry that your brother-in-law technically owes his life to being in New Jersey.

SpacePig has a new favorite as of 21:41 on Sep 8, 2022

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

SpacePig posted:

I'm sorry that your brother-in-law technically owes his life to bring in New Jersey.

I mean... Yes, but at what cost?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


This would be a fitting and honorable tribute if the pie was cooked in a pentagon pie pan, but from here it just looks round.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

They cut the pie in six slices and only give you five

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


Everyone's talking about the stupid names of the dishes, but what's with the warning about raw and undercooked food? I feel like I wouldn't eat somewhere that just up and tells me the food may not be cooked properly

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That's for the sushi let's rolls

Seriously though, you do take your chances with WT-seafood

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

BattleMaster posted:

Everyone's talking about the stupid names of the dishes, but what's with the warning about raw and undercooked food? I feel like I wouldn't eat somewhere that just up and tells me the food may not be cooked properly

Are you not American, because that's been standard on every American restaurant menu for at least 2 decades at this point. It's the catch-all for people who have been trained to be paranoid about anything that hasn't been burned to a crisp.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

I like how Funko looked at the internet’s response to Garfield’s 9/11 memorial and Spaghetti-Os’ Pearl Harbor memorial and thought, “Yeah, let’s get in on that action.”

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I am sad it does not feature the 9/11 was an Inside (Corn) Cobb

Brawnfire posted:

The Building 7 Bean Soup

Read After Burning posted:

drat you, I was gonna say "Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel" Beans.

Brawnfire posted:

Oh yeah, and toast spread thinly with butter and Thermite

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Now serving burgers on a Let’s Roll

BMan posted:

Loose Change Lobster Claw

George H.W. oval office posted:

The Falling Man Falafel

jfc

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Extremely Loud and Ingarlicky Toast

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Sir Lemming posted:

Are you not American, because that's been standard on every American restaurant menu for at least 2 decades at this point. It's the catch-all for people who have been trained to be paranoid about anything that hasn't been burned to a crisp.
Yeah, it's there so they can serve you stuff that's not well done without being sued.

(I have no idea if it has any actual legal power but I assume that's the reasoning)

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BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


A quick googling tells me that there are laws requiring it

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