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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1567945909366841345 Nathen winning the boomer war
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Sep 8, 2022 19:59
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I'm now on Team Nathen #StapleTheRoyals
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Sep 8, 2022 20:00
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When will Angel Gabby pass judgement on the real criminals (food inspectors going home netflix)?
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Sep 8, 2022 20:06
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Futanari Damacy posted:Lol at thread title
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Sep 8, 2022 20:26
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1567945909366841345 Nathen Mazri and I finally agree on something
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Sep 8, 2022 20:26
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1567945909366841345  except not sad. burn in hell, queen!
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Sep 8, 2022 20:28
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I think my favorite thing about Nathen is that despite being a master of entergagement and having enough notoriety to get profiled in a magazine and accumulate "10M+ ONLINE MENTIONS •500,000+ ALL FANS •8M VIEWS by YouTubers" his tweets almost never reach double digit likes. The median can't be much higher than 3, and Nathfield does even worse. I always assumed it was pretty simple to become an influencer as a rich failson but I guess it's harder than it seems!
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Sep 8, 2022 20:49
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Can't wait for Nathen to have a slip and fall at the Tim Horton's, complete with comedically oversized neck brace!
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Sep 8, 2022 21:51
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Matlack Radio posted:
This is the most interesting thing that has happened to Nathen in years.
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Sep 8, 2022 22:16
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Matlack Radio posted:
If that happened to me I'd let the people behind the counter know. Not to be an rear end in a top hat or get poo poo for free or go on a power trip but to make sure they look into it so that some kid doesn't die later on
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Elephant Ambush posted:If that happened to me I'd let the people behind the counter know. Not to be an rear end in a top hat or get poo poo for free or go on a power trip but to make sure they look into it so that some kid doesn't die later on If you stuck a staple in a bun in a desperate plea for attention you’d then just tell the people not use it to promote your bankrupt cartoon themed pizza/coffee/app/entergagement/experience? Why even bother faking the staple thing then?
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Sep 9, 2022 01:33
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The staple was planted by royalists! Possibly The Queen herself!
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Sep 9, 2022 02:14
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pseudanonymous posted:Why even bother faking the staple thing then? Nathen is a narcissist
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Sep 9, 2022 03:47
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Hi dad, I know you said I gotta get married by the end f the month or you strike me out of the will, but I think I'm going to need more than a month to deal with this #staple fallout
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Sep 9, 2022 07:05
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 Back from the cleaners.  This was a video of him hitting the giant garfield wrapped in plastic. It is for some reason difficult to convey in a single image. There is real anger there. This man has real issues that should be addr--  BREAKING NEWS! A NARCISSIST WASTES EVERYONES TIME!      This guy is a loving rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 9, 2022 07:50
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Destiny's Child - Survivor
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Sep 9, 2022 07:55
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Is stapler pins a thing people say or is that a Mazri original?
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Sep 9, 2022 09:01
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absolutely lmaoing that narcissus 'found' a staple in his food only four days after the domain registration for his resulting campaign was updated outside of the renewal period.
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Sep 9, 2022 10:24
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I'm sure there won't be any friction or infringement between Nathen's newest abortion and the pre-existing and very much unrelated "Clean Label Project" https://www.cleanlabelproject.org
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Sep 9, 2022 10:32
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It's delightful how that site tries so hard to be serious and focused and professional-looking, with no mention of Nathen's weird bullshit, and then WHAM it drops a goofy loving pic without a hint of explanation or follow-up. Imagine reading it without knowing who he is
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Sep 9, 2022 12:07
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Escape From Noise posted:Is stapler pins a thing people say or is that a Mazri original? It is my understanding that they are called 'staples'
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Matlack Radio posted:
This whole sequence conveys Nathen in a way that only reading the entire thread start to now can His plush back from the cleaners (sex stains???) His anger issues His narcissistic personality His shameless self promotion when people are trying to be reasonable An absurd demand based on absolutely nothing, with a slight hint he may have done it himself It's incredible. We could have lived in any time period from the beginning to the universe to now, and yet we exist on this floating rock in space at the exact period that he does The universe really does contain multitudes
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Sep 9, 2022 13:44
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:It's delightful how that site tries so hard to be serious and focused and professional-looking, with no mention of Nathen's weird bullshit, and then WHAM it drops a goofy loving pic without a hint of explanation or follow-up. Imagine reading it without knowing who he is nathen picked the perfect time to jump back into NFTs
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Sep 9, 2022 13:56
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Rahu posted:It is my understanding that they are called 'staples' Ban this filth.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:05
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steinrokkan posted:Hi dad, I know you said I gotta get married by the end f the month or you strike me out of the will, but I think I'm going to need more than a month to deal with this #staple fallout LOL, yeah that whole thing is dead and buried now, never to be revisited
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Sep 9, 2022 14:06
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Escape From Noise posted:Is stapler pins a thing people say or is that a Mazri original? Based on extensive research (30 seconds on DuckDuckGo) I think it might be a British thing. I found the term on some Indian e-commerce sites. Given Nathen’s weird upbringing he may have picked it up in Dubai or SA or something.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:13
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i unironically support nathen's war against staples in food packaging theyre dangerous and a huge health hazard i will no longer be ironic posting about nathen mazri the staple remover, my hero
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Sep 9, 2022 14:16
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Put in box like big mac!
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Sep 9, 2022 14:24
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at some point Nathen is absolutely going to run a contest to win the staple isn't he
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Sep 9, 2022 14:26
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a lot of places seem to have some sort of 'paper' stapler that folds your bag into itself really tightly so yea i totally think garfey is on to something, theres literally no reason to continue to use staples except to give uber drivers more opportunity to steal
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Sep 9, 2022 14:26
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You could hold bags shut with stickers and this idiot would be complaining about carcinogens in the adhesive putting Youth at risk (referring to himself)
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Sep 9, 2022 14:30
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The thing that keeps drawing me back to this is just how awfully self-centered the guy is. Like okay, you have my attention, what are you going to do with it. Everything he does is just this... spectacle of human inability.
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Sep 9, 2022 14:31
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david_a posted:LOL, yeah that whole thing is dead and buried now, never to be revisited We never even got that second GarfieldEATS "confession" did we?
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Sep 9, 2022 14:46
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Nathen gets stomach pumped for loose staple, finally! meanwhile everyone's (not) favorite failson gets a single text from his dad that will spark a dozen more pointless Instagram posts 'where are the wedding pictures, son'
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Sep 9, 2022 15:22
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My stapler Brain, my stapler BRIAN!
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Sep 9, 2022 16:12
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Granted, I don't have experience in food service, but I can't imagine anyone using a basic office style staple in food packaging. In fact, at this point, of the package didn't need those huge loving thick staples, I'd assume every package uses glue or tape. I mean it just beggars belief.
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Sep 9, 2022 16:13
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Every week I get more annoyed with this literal motherfucker
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Dr. Quarex posted:Every week I get more annoyed with this literal motherfucker Are you not entergaged?
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