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Doctor Butts posted:Granted, I don't have experience in food service, but I can't imagine anyone using a basic office style staple in food packaging. In fact, at this point, of the package didn't need those huge loving thick staples, I'd assume every package uses glue or tape. A lot of places will staple a receipt to a paper bag for takeout orders. I wouldn’t think A&W falls in that category but who knows.
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he put that staple there he's trying to sell some sort of "we don't use staples" license. i don't respect the law and i'm all for crime but honestly? nathen should probably be in jail
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kntfkr posted:nathen should probably be in fork jail
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kntfkr posted:he put that staple there Nathen Mazri wakes up every day to find he's not been turned into a bug, or Garfield, overnight. Can you imagine a worse punishment for Nathen Mazri than to be Nathen Mazri?
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pseudanonymous posted:Nathen Mazri wakes up every day to find he's not been turned into a bug, or Garfield, overnight. Can you imagine a worse punishment for Nathen Mazri than to be Nathen Mazri? probably being poor
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Escape From Noise posted:Are you not entergaged? Sounds like they are enterRAGED.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:36 |
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kntfkr posted:he put that staple there This. Normally the place where the burgers are wrapped is totally different from where they are bagged in fast food joints. I just don’t see how a staple can be perfectly place on a bun and then wrapped unintentionally. Either he faked it or he pissed off a bunch of people.
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GolfHole posted:a lot of places seem to have some sort of 'paper' stapler that folds your bag into itself really tightly I honestly can't recall the last time my food packaging had any staples, it's either a box or an open bag. I think what may have happened is that someone stapled the receipt to the bag and a loose staple fell in. A lot of places will staple the receipt to the bag if the order was made over the phone or Internet. I don't use DoorDash, so I can't confirm if that's common with that kind of service Powerful Katrinka fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Sep 9, 2022 |
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I am entergorged reading this trainwreck
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:53 |
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I would bet a thousand dollars that this rear end in a top hat just read Trust Me I'm Lying and this is his idea of guerilla marketing for his Partnership for a World Without Staples (PaWWS) The only staples I see near food is Chinese takeout receipt stapled to the bag. Maybe five guys as well, idk I don't go there much. edit: Nathen silently removing a staple from his orange suit jacket breast pocket and looking around shiftily before exclaiming OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH EXCUSE ME
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Doctor Butts posted:Granted, I don't have experience in food service, but I can't imagine anyone using a basic office style staple in food packaging. In fact, at this point, of the package didn't need those huge loving thick staples, I'd assume every package uses glue or tape. here the local diners and Mexican places use them on overstuffed takeout bags and even on styrofoam clamshell trays / cardboard takeout boxes. despite that, I've never even heard of someone getting a staple in their food, possibly bc they would simply discard the staple and move on with their lives.
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Rahu posted:Add a professional staple inspector..... ... ...... $1.50
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kntfkr posted:probably being poor Can you imagine what Nathen would be like without the backing of a Saudi oil billionaire?
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 18:36 |
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A&W always seems to staple the hamburger's little packing bag to the brown order bag. especially for uber/skip orders. and if nathen was a hungry animal and ripped that bag out of the order bag, sure, i can see a staple dislodging and getting in there i actually obsessively remove staples from my delivery bags so im kind of on team nathen here its amazing this isnt a common complaint from people
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 18:40 |
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do i have garfholm syndrome
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 18:42 |
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You got something going on....
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Can you imagine what Nathen would be like without the backing of a Saudi oil billionaire? Exactly like he is now, he's not that rich. His dad is probably worth low 8 figures, but not 9. He's a finance guy to billionaires. He's "probably never really needs to work rich" not "smash yachts into each other for fun" rich. Also, there's a decent chance he gets cut off at some point or disinherited given his shenanigans, IIRC he has a brother who is much more normal and even successful at the family business.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 18:54 |
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Nathan put the staple there because he’s desperate for attention and wanted an excuse to shill his latest business hashtag that will fizzle out the second he finds something else more interesting. A normal person would take the apology from a&w and take whatever free poo poo they get, but he’s trying to spin it into advertising. He’s an rear end in a top hat and I hope he never stops
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Can you imagine what Nathen would be like without the backing of a Saudi oil billionaire? Eh He'd be just another regular in the Idiots on Social Media thread instead of having his own dedicated thread
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so did the date Nathen thing happen or what?
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# ? Sep 13, 2022 15:39 |
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Nathen and I are married now. We're very much in love. He's going to take me on a trip to the Garffacino Factory for our honeymoon.
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reignofevil posted:Nathen and I are married now. We're very much in love. He's going to take me on a trip to the Garffacino Factory for our honeymoon. i love a happy ending (which you'll be getting from Nathen a lot!!)
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dokmo posted:so did the date Nathen thing happen or what? Postponed for very legitimate reasons that have nothing to do with receiving zero applications
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GolfHole posted:A&W always seems to staple the hamburger's little packing bag to the brown order bag. especially for uber/skip orders. Yea but they staple the bag shut and even then, how would a staple work its way inside a wrapper under the bun?
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# ? Sep 13, 2022 16:53 |
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Doctor Butts posted:Yea but they staple the bag shut and even then, how would a staple work its way inside a wrapper under the bun? Exactly! Clearly an assassination attempt on the world's youngest Garfield franchisee! Mneow!
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reignofevil posted:Nathen and I are married now. We're very much in love. He's going to take me on a trip to the Garffacino Factory for our honeymoon. Congraturgagementations!!!!
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He really loves that quote.
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# ? Sep 13, 2022 16:58 |
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#magazine, a hashtag I follow You know, to see what’s happening in the world of magazines. No particular publication or even general field of interest, just the notion of magazines themselves. And guess what, it worked!
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Escape From Noise posted:He really loves that quote. He probably paid them to say it.
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Escape From Noise posted:He really loves that quote. Wrongo he's got both in spades and then some
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the shtick of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is that the narcissistic author and his producer taped a series and then tried to get the BBC to show it, but they told him it doesn't work that way. the dating show is kind of like that except in real life and also there's no crew or writers or producers or equipment or locations.
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Empty Sandwich posted:the shtick of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is that the narcissistic author and his producer taped a series and then tried to get the BBC to show it, but they told him it doesn't work that way. Both also have a bangin' self-produced soundtrack.
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Escape From Noise posted:Both also have a bangin' self-produced soundtrack. and the books they're based on are similar in quality!
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The grift attempts move on https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1570165766552535043
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Pay $100 to have your name printed in 4 point font size in list of a hundred other names that scroll across the screen at warp speed in the last 2 seconds of the credits which is just Nathan slow rolling 26 pages of text where he is in 90% of the staff listings
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I demand to be credited as an executive producer in exchange for any financial support. Gotta get me an IMDB page.
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im really craving a garfield pizza face, with a side of coffee
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sharknado slashfic posted:The grift attempts move on Lookahere motherfucker. Either do your weird bachelor show or don't @ me you turd.
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sharknado slashfic posted:The grift attempts move on Give me money, tiny investor Count the dollars you send my way
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