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Lobok posted:Me am I? My Amy? Don't leave us in suspense here. "Weiss" is pronounced similar to "vice"
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Cyrano4747 posted:"Weiss" is pronounced similar to "vice" Yeah the important thing to remember about German is that W is V whereas V is F. It's what Anglos doing a lovely German impression get wrong about 100% of the time.
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Antigravitas posted:So und etz fick ich dich richtig!!! Ich hab niemandem was getan und du beleidigst mich!!! HAS T HALT LEIDER SELBST NICHTS VORTUWEIßEN AUSSER NE FETTE WAMPE!!! HAB DICH IMMER REPEKTIERT OHNE KOMPROMISSE ODER!!! GIB MIR NUR EINEN GRUND!!! ABER DU PISST MIR OHNE GRUND ANS BEIN. Wie der kleine Bademeister mit gerade mal 2 kilo muskeln aber immer hulk spielen, war doch klar das es klattscht nur ne frage der Zeit. SELBER SCHULD!!! IHR WOLLT SHACKE HANDS DOCH JETZT MÜSST IHR MIT DEN KONSEQUUENZEN LEBEN. FICKT EUCH JETZT HABT IHR DAS TIER IN MIR ENTFACHT UND ICH BIN NICHT ALLEINE. SCHON MAL BULLRIDING GEMACHT? ICH HAB STIEREIER!!! Und etz pass mal uff 70kilo Rasendes Tesrosteron eiergesteuertes, 10% Korperfett und ein einziger muskel der sich nicht mehr von euch PRIVOZIERENDES PAKT STRESSEN LÄSST. FICK EUCH KOMMT DOCH ICH HAB SCHICHT VON 10 SO LANG WIE ICH WILL ALSO 21UHR KOMMT DOCH!!!!! oh poo poo
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Kommen Sie bitte am zehn Minuten zum der MTG-Handeln für einem Arsch-Ficking.
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Why is everyone posting a bunch of Rammstein lyrics?
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Robobot posted:Why is everyone posting a bunch of Rammstein lyrics? A German monarch died today.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A German monarch died today. lol I'd have to break out the family trees, but possibly technically correct. Russian monarch too.
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Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker ... und keine Eier In eine Schussel geben Butter einruhren Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgro? e Stucke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker walzen und Sagt die Zauberworter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Where's the liquorice coating 
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Scratch Monkey posted:Keine Eier Turn on your monitor!
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Cyrano4747 posted:lol I'd have to break out the family trees, but possibly technically correct. Russian monarch too. No need, the House Windsor is predominantly the German branch of the royal family.
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i think that tall guy is Rasputin
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Good Citizen posted:at least one member of mcdonaldland is probably happy today I love Uncle O'Grimacey
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Yeah the important thing to remember about German is that W is V whereas V is F. It's what Anglos doing a lovely German impression get wrong about 100% of the time. Just like a finn to defend the purity of the german language
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Milo and POTUS posted:Just like a finn to defend the purity of the german language Nothing funnier to me than German with a Finnish accent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d7BfjE3Hc
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Kirk Vikernes posted:Focus more on the Weiss part of the name. Cyrano4747 posted:"Weiss" is pronounced similar to "vice" The danger of playing dumb for a joke is that sometimes people just think you're dumb.
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Paladinus posted:Nothing funnier to me than German with a Finnish accent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzh82GNUaCw
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Lobok posted:The danger of playing dumb for a joke is that sometimes people just think you're dumb. Yeah but those people are the real dummies. You care what dummies think of you? Pshhh
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Antigravitas posted:So und etz fick ich dich richtig!!! Ich hab niemandem was getan und du beleidigst mich!!! HAS T HALT LEIDER SELBST NICHTS VORTUWEIßEN AUSSER NE FETTE WAMPE!!! HAB DICH IMMER REPEKTIERT OHNE KOMPROMISSE ODER!!! GIB MIR NUR EINEN GRUND!!! ABER DU PISST MIR OHNE GRUND ANS BEIN. Wie der kleine Bademeister mit gerade mal 2 kilo muskeln aber immer hulk spielen, war doch klar das es klattscht nur ne frage der Zeit. SELBER SCHULD!!! IHR WOLLT SHACKE HANDS DOCH JETZT MÜSST IHR MIT DEN KONSEQUUENZEN LEBEN. FICKT EUCH JETZT HABT IHR DAS TIER IN MIR ENTFACHT UND ICH BIN NICHT ALLEINE. SCHON MAL BULLRIDING GEMACHT? ICH HAB STIEREIER!!! Und etz pass mal uff 70kilo Rasendes Tesrosteron eiergesteuertes, 10% Korperfett und ein einziger muskel der sich nicht mehr von euch PRIVOZIERENDES PAKT STRESSEN LÄSST. FICK EUCH KOMMT DOCH ICH HAB SCHICHT VON 10 SO LANG WIE ICH WILL ALSO 21UHR KOMMT DOCH!!!!! Excuse me sir but this is a Silberkugel drive-through
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Cyrano4747 posted:lol I'd have to break out the family trees, but possibly technically correct. Russian monarch too. Descendant of the Prophet Mohammad, peace be upon him.
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Dr. Phil is the master at exploitation and managed to use this to subvert the Bumfights guy's entire goal. If you watch the video (https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xev7m3) you see that Dr. Phil lets the guy get on stage, and then he shows the audience just enough of the Bumfights video to absolutely enrage them, and then before giving the Bumfights guy a chance to attack, he pulls off this masterstroke of "interrupting the tape, refusing to talk to such a disgusting man, and throwing him out of the show." The Bumfights guy came really prepared to make a point, and he did get the chance to say "you exploit people all the time" but it's drowned out by Dr. Phil's bullshit, the audience's awkward mumbling. The thing that is maddening is that Dr. Phil just exploited the guy to prove his own point, which in turn actually proved the Bumfights guy's entire point, but the audience is left with their mouths agape thinking "Dr. Phil good, he make bad man leave" even though all he did was prove he can out-exploit anyone.
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credburn posted:Dr. Phil is the master at exploitation and managed to use this to subvert the Bumfights guy's entire goal. If you watch the video (https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xev7m3) you see that Dr. Phil lets the guy get on stage, and then he shows the audience just enough of the Bumfights video to absolutely enrage them, and then before giving the Bumfights guy a chance to attack, he pulls off this masterstroke of "interrupting the tape, refusing to talk to such a disgusting man, and throwing him out of the show." The Bumfights guy came really prepared to make a point, and he did get the chance to say "you exploit people all the time" but it's drowned out by Dr. Phil's bullshit, the audience's awkward mumbling. The thing that is maddening is that Dr. Phil just exploited the guy to prove his own point, which in turn actually proved the Bumfights guy's entire point, but the audience is left with their mouths agape thinking "Dr. Phil good, he make bad man leave" even though all he did was prove he can out-exploit anyone. I remember watching that video years ago. If Phil really didn't want to give the guy any time, he would have never invited him on in the first place. It was all a Lonesome Rhodes-style stunt to make Phil look like the more honorable one. F_Shit_Fitzgerald has a new favorite as of 17:15 on Sep 9, 2022 |
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Stupid game is only available on SheikahOS, can't install it on my Yiga Bananaphone 
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JEDEN MORGEN WECKE ICH AUF UND ÖFFNE PALM SLAM EINE VHS IN DEN SLOT. SEINE CHRONIKEN VON RIDDICK UND GLEICH DANN BEGINNE ICH, DIE BEWEGUNGEN ZUSAMMEN MIT DER HAUPTFIGUR RIDDICK ZU MACHEN
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PainterofCrap posted:Excuse me sir but this is a Silberkugel drive-through The what now edit: oh, is it this thing? 
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Please tell me the name of that magazine is “Bravo Song Boy.”
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Scratch Monkey posted:Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker 
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