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once i was at some laptop karaoke place in rural el salvador when a bunch of cartel guys rolled up. a bunch of local cowboys and the cartel guys started jawing and the entire restaurant stood up and poured outside. the cartel took the field and i got tossed into a jeep where the driver told me to take a glock in the door compartment as we fled which i didn't touch. everyone in el salvador has a pistol, it's like the opening minute of romeo + juliet but more humid edit this snipe is lamer than my experience with pistols
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i say swears online posted:hell yeah bro it's not cool, true bros know not to get shot over what's in your wallet that said, a lotta muggings happen by the victim first getting punched outta nowhere, and on top of that this kid could not have been older than 15 and i'm not small but yeah it was all animal fear when i looked down the barrel, i don't even remember breaking out into a sprint, just suddenly i was running and being shot at
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in nigeria i was "in charge" (not really) of like 12 military police and 2 secret service agents. most weeks we'd do an evacuation drill, which was important because we were in a long cul-de-sac with only one entrance and exit. it didn't happen when i was there, but a couple months later a couple car bombs made the last big attack on abuja at my market where i'd go get a coke and thumbdrives for my teachers or w/e 2-3 times a week. same time of day, too.
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i say swears online posted:in nigeria i was "in charge" (not really) of like 12 military police and 2 secret service agents. most weeks we'd do an evacuation drill, which was important because we were in a long cul-de-sac with only one entrance and exit. it didn't happen when i was there, but a couple months later a couple car bombs made the last big attack on abuja at my market where i'd go get a coke and thumbdrives for my teachers or w/e 2-3 times a week. same time of day, too. The twin car bombing incident was said to have occurred around 4pm at a shopping mall.[7] According to police report, about 40 vehicles were destroyed by this incident.[8] god drat dude did they give y'all any training about that stuff, or were they just "good luck, lol"
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i was in kashmir when we did bomb drills. we all just texted our loved ones and prayed to our gods because we were so high on adrenalin and quat. glad my schoolteachers got out of there by 2017 and dodged H. syndrome
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While bouncing at a strip club one of the guys who bullied me in middle school came in and didn't recognize me. I was fine until I walked him out to his car at the end of the night and said "I'd sure hate for you to slip and fall on the ice" but it was summer and he very clearly just thought I was being nice
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Sep 5, 2022 08:06
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i say swears online posted:bro zone
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:The twin car bombing incident was said to have occurred around 4pm at a shopping mall.[7] According to police report, about 40 vehicles were destroyed by this incident.[8] no on my initiation weekend my boss took me/us out to a fish market inside an army barracks and said "haha this place got bombed a year ago but it's safe now, there won't be another." then she quit and i was in charge great loving fish tho
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i say swears online posted:no on my initiation weekend my boss took me/us out to a fish market inside an army barracks and said "haha this place got bombed a year ago but it's safe now, there won't be another." then she quit and i was in charge i miss fresh fish so much, i used to live near some of the main docks in nola and there were bars there that were "for" the fishermen and dockworkers and stuff who had beer specials at like 7-9am like dudes just getting completely blasted at 8am on a tuesday, it was an interesting time if you've been up all night drinking
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Sep 5, 2022 08:17
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i used to mop floors on graveyard at a resort so fish and beer at dawn sound right up my alley
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The Three Legged Dog in the Quarter is a good spot for it, if you happen to find yourself around there they also have laundry machines and food 24/7, it's not hard to see why the river people love them. i recommend the fried mushrooms
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NeatHeteroDude posted:bro zone news: a man came up to me and tried to hug me and I stepped back and said, "ask first." and, like a student, he asked and I gave him the hug as a reward for functional communication very unbro behaviour imo op hug ur bros
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NeatHeteroDude posted:bro zone news: a man came up to me and tried to hug me and I stepped back and said, "ask first." and, like a student, he asked and I gave him the hug as a reward for functional communication https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5umZbqxBIFw
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://twitter.com/slime_golem/status/1564699442602598401?cxt=HHwWgoCjicv29rYrAAAA I'm confused where's the gaming chair and rig?? Also wtf is up with that avatar anime
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tokin opposition posted:
though it was stylistically anime, avatar tla had an american source, similar to the art style of Totally Spies
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that cat needs a tv and xbox on the floor to be a real bro
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://twitter.com/slime_golem/status/1564699442602598401?cxt=HHwWgoCjicv29rYrAAAA when i lived in mountain view all my neighbors had apartments like this lol
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:when i lived in mountain view all my neighbors had apartments like this lol I have a friend who used to live like that until he got a GF.
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i say swears online posted:in nigeria i was "in charge" (not really) of like 12 military police and 2 secret service agents. you cia bro?? you have to tell us if you are
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no i responded to a random internet ad in desperation after a bad divorce and ended up working for goodluck jonathan. i was kind of a white mascot but didn't know that until i got there whoops
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i say swears online posted:no i responded to a random internet ad in desperation after a bad divorce and ended up working for goodluck jonathan. i was kind of a white mascot but didn't know that until i got there whoops didn’t know who that guy was and his party is described as socially conservative economically liberal. is that even allowed
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indigi posted:didn’t know who that guy was and his party is described as socially conservative economically liberal. is that even allowed economically liberal as in free markets, they were more western-aligned than the opposition party in government right now. mostly for evangelical christians. he was kind of a doofus
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Is that what a catalytic converter looks like? I always assumed it was a lil box!
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i say swears online posted:though it was stylistically anime, avatar tla had an american source, similar to the art style of Totally Spies dont mention totally spies ever again
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Smythe posted:dont mention totally spies ever again ah, a fellow Kill James Bond enjoyer. welcome brother
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NeatHeteroDude posted:What's totally spies Children's cartoon made in France in semi anime style about teenaged spy girls that snuck in a ton of fetishy stuff I remember watching it as a preteen and realizing nothing of it. It was on cartoon network
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Smythe posted:dont mention totally spies ever again how are you even old enough to know what totally spies is
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Worked with a tweaker racist dude who had a chat with another tweaker racist dude and all they sent to each other was super buff, naked black dudes with huge elections and "no homo".
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Mr Hootington posted:Worked with a tweaker racist dude who had a chat with another tweaker racist dude and all they sent to each other was super buff, naked black dudes with huge elections and "no homo". just the hugest elections
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