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Haven’t found an Eli Valley yet Rob Israel  “God Save The Lizard Queen. RIP Queen E-LizardBeth.”
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rowe 1:
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Sep 10, 2022 04:27
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Murdstone posted:lovingly rendered dog assholes. don't dox my band
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Sep 10, 2022 04:35
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Raised By Birds posted:Matt Davies Kellies Nomination: Worst Caricature Murdstone posted:lovingly rendered dog assholes. New thread title?
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Sep 10, 2022 04:39
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Vib Rib posted:Republicans want death. There was a political cartoon a couple of months back when Roe was overturned and it had a Republican saying that they were the true party of women's rights because they wanted the death penalty for rapists. Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: Democracy Isn't a La Carte quote:The most effective Republican talking point against Joe Biden’s attempt to forgive outstanding student loans is that people who didn’t go to college shouldn’t have to pay for those who did. So the eternal question: Is Rall also too stupid to realize how debt forgiveness works? Or is he purposely lying to help boost Republican talking points? quote:November is only a month away What the gently caress? Did I sleep through all of September?
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Sep 10, 2022 05:15
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I want to nominate all the non-lizard head obit cartoons for worst. Jesus, they’re all so lazy and disinterested and don’t have anything to say other than “Britain sad, so sad, yay, I get an early break to go golfing”
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Sep 10, 2022 05:54
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Things political cartoonists know about the Queen: 1) British 2) Dead 3) Corgis 4) Uh...gently caress, liquor store's closing, better finish up this cartoon
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Sep 10, 2022 05:55
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Raised By Birds posted:Al Goodwyn Kellies nomination: worst opposite-of-reality This took all of half a minute to find. You have to go back to Grover Cleveland (1897) to find a President who issued fewer per year.
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Sep 10, 2022 06:07
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Victar posted:Britain is a mob of suicidal lemmings except for the one queen lemming that is already dead? Is that what this cartoon is trying to say? Well. I mean… gestures vaguely across the channel, Liz Truss standing at the base of the cliffs of Dover, wading through poo poo-filled waters to push a rubber dinghy back into the channel
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Sep 10, 2022 07:26
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Gen. Ripper posted:New thread title? It's definitely a good description of cartoons in general
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Sep 10, 2022 07:30
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LordSloth posted:Haven’t found an Eli Valley yet Fuckin owns
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Sep 10, 2022 12:25
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wanted to see if our old friend Carlos Latuff had done something suitably offensive but honestly this seems kinda reserved for him
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Sep 10, 2022 13:09
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 Guardian:  "Martin Rowson on the accession of King Charles III – The reign of King Charles III has begun, with the new monarch travelling to London to meet the prime minister" Telegraph:  Times:  Stephen Collins: 
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Sep 10, 2022 13:15
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A Bean Dad cartoon
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Sep 10, 2022 13:53
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Angepain posted:Jimmy Margulies LordSloth posted:Haven’t found an Eli Valley yet Lord Hydronium posted:Things political cartoonists know about the Queen: Sort of pissed off that conspiracy theorists have so badly tarnished lizard people now, imagine how many more cool lizard politicians we'd be able to enjoy per year without their creeping antisemitism rubbing its greasy fingers everywhere.
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Saint Sputnik posted:A Bean Dad cartoon i mean he is at least explaining how the can opener works, even if it apparently took until age 17 or so for him to get round to it
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Raised By Birds posted:
Why is he dripping cum though? Ambitious Spider posted:I still don't get how you can be all "we need tough strong men for hard times" and choose Donald loving Trump as your spokesperson. Because he says out loud all the things they wish they could say out loud, and he experiences no negative consequences for it, which they also wish for themselves. He doesn't get punched in the face, he's not losing any work, everyone is still convinced he's got Scrooge McDuck levels of wealth. It's alot of the same reasons people idolize Rick Sanchez or Dr. House; They're unrepentant assholes who say and do whatever they want, and more often than not are entirely vindicated for it.
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Saint Sputnik posted:A Bean Dad cartoon Bean Dad wouldn't share the can opener wisdom of panel 2
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I've been wildly busy so here's some cartoons. Charlie Hebdo's getting its own Queen post for having a gently caress-ton. China Daily The real agenda by Cai Meng  Charlie Hebdo  "Unemployed for the fatherland!"
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph:
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 1 2Winslow should get that yellow eye checked out.  3 4 5 6 7
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Charlie Hebdo released a bunch of archived comics so I'll put them up. Some feature some rather graphic nudity which has been censored and marked, so just be aware. Released for her death:  And now Charles III! "That at least gives us some closer end of reigns."  Betrayed by her corgis! "Call Paris-Match, we're going to make a gently caress-ton of money!"  Despite inflation, Elton John makes a beautiful gesture: "I'll do it for the same price as Princess Diana." The following are archived comics about the queen:  London: Buckingham prepares for after Elizabeth II "For sale 10000 very ugly hats: Bet 1 euro."  Queen's old butt Elizabeth II 70 year long reign: Her diamond-encrusted bedsores will go to Camilla.  After 70 years: A 77000 m2 nursing home for one small old woman. Queen butt The last days to draw the Queen of England "Everyone will get a go!" "You shouldn't have bothered if it was to draw that."  Jubilee: A hologram of Elizabeth II in her carriage "Does she think she's Melenchon or what?" Queen's breast The truth behind Elizabeth II's jubilee "You wore me out, I'm going to miss mass." Queen's breast Elizabeth II: Raped by a regiment of Cossacks the night of her jubilee That's what you get when Europe's not unified!  London: After having had her daughter-in-law assassinated, she beats her grandson to death!  Another ugly hat for the Queen.  The Queen's lets her mask fall away "Get back you, 'dirty arabs'!" I've gone with a 'gentler' slur. I've been told the word written is an equivalent to the usage of the n-word for people of Arabic descent. Queen's vagina and anus Is the Queen of England racist? "What does one have to do to get with the times?"  Brexit: Whose fault? "Maybe I shouldn't have shown my butt to 'Charlie [Hebdo]'." "According to the polls, that hardly an impact, your Majesty."  Brexit: The English call for a second vote "...Do I have to change my hat?"
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Charlie Hebdo: not egde-lords but edge-kings!
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Do you want a lot of words or one big word? 
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I love how Ramirez has been churning out cartoons for months/years about how MAGA republicans are the bane of the party (how many Q shaman caricatures has he drawn since 1/6?) but as soon as Biden says the same thing, suddenly he circles the wagons.
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Drakyn posted:5) dang she'd have made a cool lizard.
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wizzardstaff posted:I love how Ramirez has been churning out cartoons for months/years about how MAGA republicans are the bane of the party (how many Q shaman caricatures has he drawn since 1/6?) but as soon as Biden says the same thing, suddenly he circles the wagons. He's finally got his dream job as "Wise GOP Grandpa." He gets to do the same thing for dems he's always done, but doesn't have to stay on top of this week's culture war bullshit or lunatic Trump defense like McCoy and Lester, who are trying to stay relevant to "the base."
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Kellies Nomination: Best edit/parody This is rad.
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Hate to be that guy, but don't lizards blink horizontally?
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Pants Donkey posted:Do you want a lot of words or one big word? “Student loan bribes” will never not be both funny and telling. “Don’t you guys get it! These people in government are only helping you so you’ll elect them!” no poo poo, that’s what government is supposed to do. Republicans are so used to being actively and purposely hurt by the people they vote for they can’t comprehend elected officials doing things for the people who vote for them
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wizzardstaff posted:I love how Ramirez has been churning out cartoons for months/years about how MAGA republicans are the bane of the party (how many Q shaman caricatures has he drawn since 1/6?) but as soon as Biden says the same thing, suddenly he circles the wagons. It's a great example of why trying to appeal to the "sensible moderate Republicans" is a fool's errand, because no matter how much they gripe about the MAGA wing of their party, they hate the Democrats even worse.
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Kikas posted:Hate to be that guy, but don't lizards blink horizontally? These are lizard PEOPLE
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NICE.
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my PMs on Tumblr posted:Hey, I hate the queen as much as the next guy, but the whole “lizard people” thing is an antisemitic dogwhistle Jesus tumblr lighten up
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There's a far older antisemitic conspiracy theory that the British nobility are the real Jews and therefore the Jews are something else. Just have those two cancel out. Jews are the real Jews. British royals are the real space lizards.
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Is there even one single thing in that giant word cloud that Biden or the Dems are/support? Oh and since it deserves to be nominated, since I just remembered it exists, Raised By Birds posted:Gary Markstein Kellies nomination: Worst Queen Elizabeth II Cartoon. Motherfucker just went "Wasn't there something about the queen and a cartoon bear? Gotta be Winnie the Pooh, no reason to double check."
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Sep 10, 2022 20:36
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Twelve by Pies posted:Is there even one single thing in that giant word cloud that Biden or the Dems are/support? I think Dems qualify as "woke" but that's because the word, in the crazed tongue of the right, has lost all meaning beyond "not explicitly agreeing in writing that the world should belong to wealthy white men." I genuinely don't think any of the folks who use woke as a pejorative can define it, because it's a thought-killing word to them. It's like "libs" except they still think it means something.
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Dr. VooDoo posted:“Student loan bribes” will never not be both funny and telling. “Don’t you guys get it! These people in government are only helping you so you’ll elect them!” no poo poo, that’s what government is supposed to do. Republicans are so used to being actively and purposely hurt by the people they vote for they can’t comprehend elected officials doing things for the people who vote for them Y'know, I'm starting to think my boss only pays me money so that I'll come in and do work for him 
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the_steve posted:Y'know, I'm starting to think my boss only pays me money so that I'll come in and do work for him Makes sense that the party which insists that actually spending money on your constituents is the same thing as bribing them is also the party which insists that only doing the work you’re assigned is the same thing as quitting
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