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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

 Thank you for your kindness.

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Wanted to post somrthing.

Forgot.

* # ? Sep 10, 2022 16:52
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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

marshmallow creep posted:

Thank you for your kindness.

It's no problem, any time

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.random
May 7, 2007

Tarquinn posted:

Wanted to post somrthing.

Forgot.

Was it deepest darkest secrets?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Tarquinn posted:

Wanted to post somrthing.

Forgot.


.random posted:

Was it deepest darkest secrets?

Was it shallowest, palest, revelations?

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I'm like an open book.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

marshmallow creep posted:

Give me words of comfort.

It will be over soon

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Been really craving a thick

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

buglord posted:

Been really craving a thick

novel to read.

Extremely same.

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Tarquinn posted:

Wanted to post somrthing.

Forgot.

Maybe you should.... take five

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 no worries if you can't

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Rust Martialis posted:

Maybe you should.... take five

[insert David Caruso sunglasses gif]

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

buglord posted:

Been really craving a thick

steak? Grilling some up tonight.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Multiple train beers in London

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Rust Martialis posted:

Maybe you should.... take five

Okay, can I take yours?

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goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



 Take five and give five.

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Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
 Yum that's a scrumptious five.

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Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
 I immediately regret posting that.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Somebody stole my five!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 My five's safe and secure.

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Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
Star Stretch, The Fecal Frontier

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

.random posted:

Was it deepest darkest secrets?

I stole fizzy lifting drink :smith:

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

buglord posted:

Somebody stole my five!

Mods gonna steal six hours.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Have posting insurance, it’s fine.

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

buglord posted:

Have posting insurance, it’s fine.

Pre-existing counting conditions aren't covered.

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
 my hmo is from aliexpress

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sometimes I post five elsethread.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Five's enough for goon communications.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Goonications, if you will. Right?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's uncomfortably close to fornications.

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.random
May 7, 2007

Waterbed Wendy posted:

my hmo is from aliexpress

Amazon acquiring OneMedical! Vertical integration!

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 dog has abnormally long legs

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dog has abnormally long legs

Tell more, using bad rhymes

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
 In other words, use doggerel

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

 You're the dog now, man

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Shaggy dog story incoming, sir

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Canis lupus familiaris, aka doggos.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Legs have abnormally long dogs.

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

.random posted:

Amazon acquiring OneMedical! Vertical integration!

Doctor Bezos doesn't allow hair

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Doctor Bezos doesn't allow hair

Nair is substituted for Rogaine

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