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Jack-Off Lantern posted:You never had a cat, did you. I have six cats. One likes to eat styrofoam packing peanuts. She hates poultry. Another one likes to eat plastic bags. Yet another eats watermelon. Cat food labelling is a never-ending source of amusement in my house. 5/6 will shiv their mothers for tuna. #2 (by age), Mehitabel, the styrofoam bandit, will not eat it or poultry either.
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My dad's cat growing up scratched off and ate the coating of photographs. She could seemingly smell them, and would sometimes aggro on people if they were holding photographs within in reach of her. A cat my wife and I used to have ignored poultry of any kind but loved to eat paper. My wife's cat has a thing for feet; he'll sit/sleep head-first in shoes, particularly my wife's shoes, and even moreso if they have been recently worn. Cats are weird.
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Railing Kill posted:
I have a roommate like that
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PainterofCrap posted:I have six cats. Please tell me one is named Archie
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Sep 10, 2022 23:55
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My cat loves trying to eat Apple cables. Not any other cable; whatever Apple puts in theirs must be magical.
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http://batheinmymilk.com/
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My dog will often ignore his full bowl of food in favor of boxes of ammunition. Sometimes he will just walk into the room and drop them on the floor in front of me like he is bringing me a present. Usually he does this with his toys, but occasionally it's just full on bricks. I think he likes something in the cardboard, because mostly recently he destroyed a box of hard to find .410 and just scattered them throughout the house. Traces of the cardboard remained.
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Ironhead posted:My dog will often ignore his full bowl of food in favor of boxes of ammunition. Sometimes he will just walk into the room and drop them on the floor in front of me like he is bringing me a present. Usually he does this with his toys, but occasionally it's just full on bricks. I think he likes something in the cardboard, because mostly recently he destroyed a box of hard to find .410 and just scattered them throughout the house. Traces of the cardboard remained. Im not gonna tell you how to live your life, but maybe hide your fuckin ammo so your dog doesnt set off a primer chomping into the box which could result in it blowing its fuckin head off. Dog needs to get lucky every time, the ammo only once
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My Spirit Otter posted:Im not gonna tell you how to live your life, but maybe hide your fuckin ammo so your dog doesnt set off a primer chomping into the box which could result in it blowing its fuckin head off. The guy doesn't even have a gun, that's what makes it so weird
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Please tell me one is named Archie No roaches my house, but I have a portable typewriter set up in the living room with a blank sheet rolled in, just in case
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Blue Moonlight posted:My cat loves trying to eat Apple cables. Not any other cable; whatever Apple puts in theirs must be magical. Dorian, who has made it into a few posts here & there, has cost us approximately $7235.00 in Apple lightning cables and four antenna leads for my Sirius unit. He eschews the fabric-covered knockoff lightning cords, and seems to psychically avoid household current.
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Blue Moonlight posted:My cat loves trying to eat Apple cables. Not any other cable; whatever Apple puts in theirs must be magical. Holy poo poo my Raichu prefers apple and some Samsung oem cables over other cables. It is the weirdest poo poo I’ve ever seen and if he wants my attention, big chomp while staring at me
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Sep 11, 2022 04:42
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My dog exclusively eats Apple cables and after seeing this thread and knowing about the Apple monitor stand and planned obsolescence and all the other evil poo poo they do I'm convinced they put some kind of flavoring in it.
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speaking of delicious cables, that reminds me of a funny anecdote about my brothers car. it just stopped turning on one day, and when he brought it to the mechanic they found a lot of the wiring under the hood had been eaten by rats. the cables were made with a bioplastic soy coating, and i guess rats love that poo poo.
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Sep 11, 2022 06:06
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My dog ate my Apple Pro Stand
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My Spirit Otter posted:Im not gonna tell you how to live your life, but maybe hide your fuckin ammo so your dog doesnt set off a primer chomping into the box which could result in it blowing its fuckin head off. Lol you clearly don't live in Texas
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Ironhead posted:Lol you clearly don't live in Texas What does that have to do with anything? Don't let the dog eat ammo.
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Sep 11, 2022 06:48
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Look buddy, my dog's gonna be eating ammo whether I like it or not, so it's best if he does it in the safety of my house so I can supervise
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Sep 11, 2022 07:04
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Yeah! No dogs are gonna take away my guns, Moran!
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OMFG FURRY posted:dont drink from the Yangtze for a few months Uh, or ever...
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Sep 11, 2022 07:14
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I am a TEXAS man I PISS in my WORKSHOP My cat eats APPLE cables My dog eats BULLETS
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Ironhead posted:Lol you clearly don't live in Texas Do they not have gun safes for sale in Texas? Are pantries and shelves more than a few feet off the ground band by state law? If you don't have a gun safe where do you store your goddamn guns?
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Elviscat posted:Do they not have gun safes for sale in Texas? Are pantries and shelves more than a few feet off the ground band by state law? why does this sound like Scrooge in A Christmas Carol asking "Are there no poorhouses?"
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BasicLich posted:why does this sound like Scrooge in A Christmas Carol asking "Are there no poorhouses?" lol, if you can afford a gun and ammo, you can afford a basic box to store your poo poo in.
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Sep 11, 2022 07:34
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goons im begging you, stop telling on yourselves
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Sep 11, 2022 07:36
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Tarkus posted:lol, if you can afford a gun and ammo, you can afford a basic box to store your poo poo in. again i must ask BasicLich posted:why does this sound like Scrooge in A Christmas Carol asking "Are there no poorhouses?"
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Sep 11, 2022 07:37
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Kind of asking a lot for a Texas gun guy to be able to reach the top of the fridge or high cabinets.
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BasicLich posted:again i must ask Completely different situations and contexts. We're comparing the plight of the poor to the some guy leaving his ammo laying around. Or are we talking about the general feeling and cadence of the phrase itself?
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Sep 11, 2022 07:41
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Jesus at the sermon on the mount: "And if you should come across a Texan on the road, give him a step stool, so that he may reach the top shelf of his dresser"
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Excuse me, that dog has a god given right to bear arms. by shooting that ammo out of its butt. *Paid for by the National Rifle Association.
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Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a dog that shoots bullets out of its butt.
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Sep 11, 2022 07:49
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Can I get this gang tag TIA
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The Anime Liker posted:Jesus at the sermon on the mount: "And if you should come across a Texan on the road, give him a step stool, so that he may reach the top shelf of his dresser" Jesus was pretty big on swords, in the Gospel of Luke, He's quoted: Luke 22:36 posted:He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. and in Luke 22:38 posted:The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.”
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if ammo were bad for dogs why would cops keep giving them it
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People leaving the Burning Man thing
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Yes, Texas man should not let his dog eat ammo. But can we please maybe post some more cursed images instead of doing whatever the hell is going on right now?
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