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goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



Karate Bastard posted:

That's uncomfortably close to fornications.
None of that 'round here

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Fornication is a weird word.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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You can ask David Duchovny

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



CaptainSarcastic posted:

Fornication is a weird word.
Too many syllables for loving

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Nair is substituted for Rogaine

5% off for monthly delivery

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Is Nair suitable for pubes?

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



neato burrito posted:

Is Nair suitable for pubes?
You want Nubes for those

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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neato burrito posted:

Is Nair suitable for pubes?

If you enjoy burning pain.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

neato burrito posted:

Canis lupus familiaris, aka doggos.

It's never lupus, my friend

.random
May 7, 2007

Rust Martialis posted:

It's never lupus, my friend

Maybe legionnaire’s this time though?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



neato burrito posted:

Is Nair suitable for pubes?

Highly ineffective. Do not recommend.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


neato burrito posted:

Is Nair suitable for pubes?

new CBT meta is wild

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Cognitive Behavioral Testicle Thrashing ITT.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Another weekend squandered. Oh well.

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Don't worry nothing really matters. :gbsmith:

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Please no nihilism on Monday.

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Apr 6, 2011

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neato burrito posted:

Another weekend squandered. Oh well.

That’s what weekends are for!

.random
May 7, 2007

Tarquinn posted:

Please no nihilism on Monday.

NiHERlism would be more empowering

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Proudly pronouncing profound pronouns project

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Posting penises probably predates probation.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Pondering probable pending penta-penis post

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

.random posted:

Maybe legionnaire’s this time though?

don't go chasing waterfalls please

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Rolling in all natural mud

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Penis penis penis penis penis.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Penis penis penis penis penis.

that's your mom's schedule today?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Well, that's just before lunch.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Trouser snake, aah! Trouser snaaaaaake

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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ShootaBoy posted:

Rolling in all natural mud

Hey buddy, that’s not mud!!!!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

It sure is natural, though.

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



The finest free range mud

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Dicks dangling downwards in dirt

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

neato burrito posted:

Dicks dangling downwards in dirt

Penises plopping in the peet.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Schlongs sliding sideways in soil.

.random
May 7, 2007

Erections eccentrically entering the earth

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Tallywhackers turgidly traipsing through topsoil.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Jousting johnsons jerking justifiably jauntily.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


turgid trouser-snakes thrusting through time

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Unseen underparts undulating upwards urgently

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Vaguely vulgar verbiage vibrating vigorously.

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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


winsome willies wobbling with wonder

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