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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Frank Frank posted:

Who is “he”?

Boomer chud.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Remember how Sam kept tipping off his friends with Vietnam spoilers? Literally every leap should have to feature whichever dofus Dr. Nu-Beckett leaps into calling in a tip about 9/11.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Frank Frank posted:

Who is “he”?

John Galt

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/4SheeT7.mp4

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/p5HsWF0.mp4

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

what must Bruce Banner's dilz look like

drink stirrer dick?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Extremely disappointed that it wasn't twisted into an animal shape when she pulled it back out

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Meh

Let me know when you can pull it out the other end honey

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

vortmax posted:

The poster labeled it as potentially disturbing content, not Twitter
Ah, I see. I don’t really Twitter much to be honest. The only tweets I read are the ones linked on various SA threads. I find spastic short stuff like Twitter and TikTok that’s just non-stop content annoying to look at it and interact with, so I’ve just refused to ever make a account. I don’t think a user should make an account necessary to look at a photo of a chicken.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
I pooped on the clock all the time.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh I would immediately slow down my pace every time I'd catch sight of this notice.
Like I'd grab my morning coffee, see the notice and just leisurely sllllllllurp that coffee.

Nice of them to do the math on time lost so I know what to set my goals for.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Android Apocalypse posted:

NFL football season kicked off today, so that means watching commercials.

Joe Montana lived in my neighborhood for a year or two and my friends and I figured we'd hit up his house cause he was a former nfl player so he'd probably give out full size bars, right? Nope. They weren't even the fun size rectangles, but were the tiny little bite size squares. Didn't even get to meet him cause his wife was handing out candy while he was off at some party. I'll always remember walking away from his house, disappointed, and looking into a window and seeing his kid in a dark room, illuminated only by a monitor with world of warcraft on it.

Poops Mcgoots fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Sep 12, 2022

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Liquid Chicken posted:

I pooped on the clock all the time.



i'm sure these are pasted up on all the walls in the C-suite as well

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
C-suite are salary-exempt in the US so they don't clock in. They probably Waive their own time-card requirements too.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Effects of hurricane earl in eastern canada



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



codo27 posted:

Effects of hurricane earl in eastern canada





For Illinois roads, that was Tuesday

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the good news is now the city won't have to spend money installing speed bumps

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

By popular demand posted:

Oh I would immediately slow down my pace every time I'd catch sight of this notice.
Like I'd grab my morning coffee, see the notice and just leisurely sllllllllurp that coffee.

Nice of them to do the math on time lost so I know what to set my goals for.

Drinking coffee on the clock is time clock fraud.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Captain Hygiene posted:

For Illinois roads, that was Tuesday

Funny you should mention that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuPOQ3THlX0

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020


Finally, a woman for Sonny Corleone

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Liquid Chicken posted:

I pooped on the clock all the time.

I mean, you can poop, as long as it's work related.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Never stop making calls

Vakal
May 11, 2008
The obvious power move is to violently poo poo your pants every time you are in your boss's office for a meeting.

That's the kind of devotion that lets you climb the ladder.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Vakal posted:

The obvious power move is to violently poo poo your pants every time you are in your boss's office for a meeting.

That's the kind of devotion that lets you climb the ladder.

But my rear end-pennies :ohdear:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Distant cousin of the ovivore.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
almost posted this in the funny pictures thread but wasn't sure how it would go.





That is the flag of Taiwan

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
you know, thats prolly the only political position that dude agrees with nancy pelosi about

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

`Nemesis posted:

That is the flag of Taiwan

Which is something the Chinese government is extremely touchy about, so it makes sense

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Vakal posted:

The obvious power move is to violently poo poo your pants every time you are in your boss's office for a meeting.

That's the kind of devotion that lets you climb the ladder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwxqfEMiO0g

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

`Nemesis posted:

almost posted this in the funny pictures thread but wasn't sure how it would go.





That is the flag of Taiwan

Technically, it's the flag of the Republic of China.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

`Nemesis posted:

almost posted this in the funny pictures thread but wasn't sure how it would go.





That is the flag of Taiwan

FROCk China?
FTaiwank China?
FTaipeik China?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

mercenarynuker posted:

FROCk China?
FTaiwank China?
FTaipeik China?

FRACK CHINA

It's the Republic of Alternate China flag.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Manager Hoyden posted:

Finally, a woman for Sonny Corleone

I made the mistake of reading that book recently. There certainly was a lot more obsession of genitalia compared to the movies.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

`Nemesis posted:

almost posted this in the funny pictures thread but wasn't sure how it would go.





That is the flag of Taiwan

Bet the bumper sticker was from Ali Express

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Plumber on my block has become cursed, apparently

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Tad Naff posted:

Plumber on my block has become cursed, apparently



tasna?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Tad Naff posted:

Plumber on my block has become cursed, apparently



Pipes only go underground and you know what else is underground? That's right, Hell. How do you think you get hot water?

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat

Natas, the lord speaks to you.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cats already see your hand as a tongue.

As someone who has had cats in my household for my entire life: WTF is up with this poo poo

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