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OwlFancier posted:Went for an interview for the full time shitter position. Got turned down, said I needed 3-5 years continual making GBS threads experience. Should have shown them your post history.
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Sep 12, 2022 21:20
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Trabant posted:Or with an audience: GROOM OF THE STOOL! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
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Sep 12, 2022 21:26
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The Anime Liker posted:Should have shown them your post history. nice
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Sep 12, 2022 21:30
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Trabant posted:Or with an audience: Gentlemen, we welcome you to tonight's performance.
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Sep 12, 2022 21:38
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Trabant posted:Or with an audience: It's where the judges sit to properly score you. They look for both artistry and technical prowess.
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OwlFancier posted:Went for an interview for the full time shitter position. Got turned down, said I needed 3-5 years continual making GBS threads experience. You joke, but you literally can make more donating your stool for use in medical transplant than you can make at federal minimum wage x 40 hour work weeks  I legit tried to do this and failed because I couldn't give a large enough sample a couple of times during the introductory period. I made $300 for interviewing and donating probably 4 poops, but otherwise, yes, I interviewed for the shitter position and got turned down
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Sep 12, 2022 22:00
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Whooping Crabs posted:GROOM OF THE STOOL! Hearing this in my head like Gandalf saying "fool of a took!"
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Sep 12, 2022 22:14
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Wait how do I apply because I do not have your problem
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Whooping Crabs posted:GROOM OF THE STOOL! Ah, a very important poo poo post
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Sep 12, 2022 22:31
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Whooping Crabs posted:GROOM OF THE STOOL! 
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Then poo poo with a partner? It isn't that complicated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs
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Sep 12, 2022 23:10
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BrianBoitano posted:You joke, but you literally can make more donating your stool for use in medical transplant than you can make at federal minimum wage x 40 hour work weeks You should have shown them your post history.
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E: ^^^ well they only want good poop, so  Soul Dentist posted:Wait how do I apply because I do not have your problem Really depends on your location, go private browsing* and search cityname stool donation * the company I tried is big on targeted ads, careful or you'll get all sorts of "participate in medical research!" ads for literal years afterward
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theflyingorc posted:Ah, a very important poo poo post exquisite
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Karate Bastard posted:Dude. These have come up in the tech nightmares thread too. I have a real ax to grind with these stupid doors.
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Sep 13, 2022 00:06
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TopHatGenius posted:It's ok you have hands. 
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Scaramouche posted:Old person burning man talk, I went between 2000-2004. There are too many people going now, techbros or not. This year was over 70,000 people, I think in 2001 they were celebrating 25,000. They have passed the point of reasonable infrastructure usage and you get poo poo like 8-12 hour exodus. Yeah, I was just reading where Burning Man was trying to renew their 10 year permit, and they wanted to get as many as 100k people + staff there. I think BLM wants it to stop at 70k + staff.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I think BLM wants it to stop at 70k + staff. Why would Black Lives Matter give a poo poo
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Lincoln posted:Why would Black Lives Matter give a poo poo
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Lincoln posted:Why would Black Lives Matter give a poo poo Bureau of Land Management, which, if you're a certain type of western dipshit rancher, is even worse than Black Lives Matter because you've never actually seen a black person but the Guv'mint tellin' you you can't shoot a wolf for existing near your cattle is high tyranny.
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OPAONI posted:Bureau of Land Management, which, if you're a certain type of western dipshit rancher, is even worse than Black Lives Matter because you've never actually seen a black person but the Guv'mint tellin' you you can't shoot a wolf for existing near your cattle is high tyranny. Wasn't the catalyst for the Bundy Ranch stuff that they were letting their cattle graze on (and destroy) protected land outside of their ranch? Either way, that whole thing was hilarious:  And terrifying: 
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Forever laughing that the Bureau of Land Management was creating fire breaks to stop the California wildfires and via the telephone game that got shorthanded to "BLM is starting the fires" and CHUDs refused to evacuate because they were hoping to shoot black people in rural hog piss county California. And many CHUDs died.
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Cyrano4747 posted:I am constantly amazed by the loving silk lined kid gloves they handled those dipshits with. The biggest catalyst in causing so many of these and far worse dipshits to exist was the government not handling Ruby Ridge and Waco with kid gloves.
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White, heavily armed dipshits: I’m gonna kill any loving cop that gets near me Cops: ooo, uh, gee let’s uh dance around this one for a bit. Keep things calm Black man: [carrying a sandwich to his car] Cops: [immediate lethal force]
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Reminder that cops let the Bundy dipshits seize a federal building and commit crimes for weeks and all they got was a sternly worded email asking not to do it again but in 1985 a black guy had a gun so cops bombed 61 houses hoping to get him.
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`Nemesis posted:juries let them off scot free didn't they? Search your feelings.
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The Anime Liker posted:Reminder that cops let the Bundy dipshits seize a federal building and commit crimes for weeks and all they got was a sternly worded email asking not to do it again but in 1985 a black guy had a gun so cops bombed 61 houses hoping to get him. Not disputing that policing in America is profoundly hosed up and unequal, and not disputing that firebombing a neighborhood was profoundly hosed up and killed many innocents. Characterizing MOVE as "a black guy had a gun" is incredibly disingenuous, they had gun nests on the roof and were conducting drills on their neighbors roofs while armed. Also it wasn't the cops that made the call to firebomb them, it's was the city's black mayor. It was the wrong call and a stain on the city all the same. Ruby Ridge was also white people, and the feds intentionally sniped the family's mother in her kitchen while she was holding an infant and kick started the entire militia movement that we see today. Policing and use of force is obviously unequal but wishing more people would get killed by feds and police ain't the way to fix it. The Bundys are nutjobs but as far as I'm aware the only casualty from their standoff was one of their members who was killed by cops after drawing a gun on them. They were mad about a land dispute, threw a hissy fit, and got a stern talking to. They can pretend they won if they want, I'm just glad no one (else) died and no one became a martyr for their dumb cause. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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The difference between the authoritarian right and the libertarian right is that the authoritarians hate BLM and AOC, whereas the libertarians hate BLM and AOC.
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BrianBoitano posted:You joke, but you literally can make more donating your stool for use in medical transplant than you can make at federal minimum wage x 40 hour work weeks Stool for use in medical transplant?
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Wipfmetz posted:I'll bite. we found out that if you put the poop of someone with good poop into the butt of someone with bad poop it can fix their poop it does this because of bacteria
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Wipfmetz posted:I'll bite. ew
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Carthag Tuek posted:wtf who takes their pants all the way off when sitting on the toilet I do when I'm at home. It lets me man-spread on the throne like God intended.
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Killingyouguy! posted:we found out that if you put the poop of someone with good poop into the butt of someone with bad poop it can fix their poop Yep. If you've ever seen those "pro-biotic" supplements and poo poo at the grocery store, or have heard about the pro-biotic nature of things like yogurt and kombucha, and were wondering whether they work: they don't; your stomach (with its anti-bacterial acid) is in the way. To get the good bacteria to your colon, you have to put it there directly. And there's no better source of good poop bacteria than good poop itself.
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ultrafilter posted:The difference between the authoritarian right and the libertarian right is that the authoritarians hate BLM and AOC, whereas the libertarians hate BLM and AOC.
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ultrafilter posted:The difference between the authoritarian right and the libertarian right is that the authoritarians hate BLM and AOC, whereas the libertarians hate BLM and AOC. 
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`Nemesis posted:juries let them off scot free didn't they?
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ultrafilter posted:The difference between the authoritarian right and the libertarian right is that the authoritarians hate BLM and AOC, whereas the libertarians hate BLM and AOC. Took 3 emptyquotes but I got the good rear end joke
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