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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pJlTzz5pDwhttps://i.imgur.com/jfkp93a.mp4

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/lEOzHj0.mp4

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

It’s a livin

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Is this like one of those stress machines where they put a rat on a treadmill that perpetually tries to dump it into water

Like how long has that guy been in there?

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

me when I open my OKC up to men

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

KoRMaK posted:

im worried it bit the metal thing so hard it hosed up its teeth but im glad its free

I think they can repair the metal thing's teeth just fine.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Idiot used the wheel with the edge of the knife forward.

The knife missed him but broke his thumb on its way heavenward.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Normally I think the knife isn't meant to dig into the wheel and fly off at 300 mph.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/jPkfc5o.mp4

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Good lord it's terrifying, but also KITTY!

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Nice kitty. You can have the greenhouse. Please don't eat my face.

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

It's some sort of tasty meat Gatling Gun, it needs sound imo

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

What a lovely raffle machine

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

SuddenCactus posted:

What a lovely raffle machine

Speak for yourself. Those paper tickets don't go down that easy.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

yummycheese posted:

ive seen this stunt online so many times at this point i feel like you have to go out of your way to not know what happens.

Quoting this from ages back but it was only a few days ago I walked into our workshop to find the cadet with a bearing on his finger doing something similar with a pressurised air hose while a couple of my junior engineers were hootin and a hollerin and egging him on. We’re getting methanol powered engines in the next few years and my primary concern is how I’m going to keep these dipshits from trying to drink it. :negative:

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Goddamn I didn’t know regular tyres could do 90+ psi but I never tried.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
In europe we do bars instead, you can't drive afterwards, problem solved.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What's the store's safety policy w/r/t/ bears?

https://i.imgur.com/MfR4cuQ.mp4


DRINK ME posted:

Goddamn I didn’t know regular tyres could do 90+ psi but I never tried.
Well that's probably for the better

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

I was waiting for the BOOP.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

How would you feel if someone busted in while you were trying to poop?

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Alucard posted:

How would you feel if someone busted in while you were trying to poop?

I have a toddler, so normal.

I just want to poop alone. :negative:

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
It has a collar on, but that still seems crazy.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s a caracal, not a puma.

They are bad pets, but not that bad.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6999687278859767046

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Platystemon posted:

It’s a caracal, not a puma.

They are bad pets, but not that bad.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6999687278859767046

Still would not pat.

...oh who am I kidding I totally would. But I recommend against it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Platystemon posted:

It’s a caracal, not a puma.

They are bad pets, but not that bad.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6999687278859767046

Forbidden belly scratches

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.


There's a Norwegian expression of something being "like a sausage in the slaughtering period" - an extra cost or loss that you can ignore because it's basically a rounding error. I hadn't really thought about how that expression came to be before.

Crab Ran
Mar 6, 2006

Don't try me.

Platystemon posted:

It’s a caracal, not a puma.

They are bad pets, but not that bad.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6999687278859767046

Holy crap that cat is fat.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
you try denying that cat treats

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

LifeSunDeath posted:

you try denying that cat treats

Yeah that’s when they hit you with the LASER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I went through an TikTok account that has one of those. If you get them young they seem to be ok but you basically can’t introduce them to anyone cause they’re still wild. And they hiss whenever they want attention or food so it looks like they’re gonna eat your face all the time…which might happen.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

Holy crap that cat is fat.

make sure the kitty is well fed so you still wake up in the morning

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZjTo9NdFH5s?feature=share

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

I said "woah poo poo" out loud when I scrolled down to the kitty in a greenhouse.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/ame0etjkmln91/DASH_480.mp4

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I like how fast the boat reverses out of there, captain all like "no one saw that, right?"

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO
Classic car accident

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

`Nemesis posted:

make sure the kitty is well fed so you still wake up in the morning

Also so you can hopefully run faster than it.

I want to cuddle with that kitty. It'll probably kill me but I don't care.

Neco
Mar 13, 2005

listen

Platystemon posted:

Yeah that’s when they hit you with the LASER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

And this is what the adults sound like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfb_n7wjb5k

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SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


His Divine Shadow posted:

In europe we do bars instead, you can't drive afterwards, problem solved.

The pun is a little muddled but I have to say it's pretty fuckin' impressive for someone whose primary language it isn't, nicely done. Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to get to fluency in Finnish without quite a few years of practice, never mind puns.

Ironically it probably didn't resonate here because other than divers many Americans wouldn't be familiar with the use of bars other than the drinking kind.

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