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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/ellehardy/status/1569605600585154560

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It gets worse:

Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004
"EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, THEY JUST COULDN'T RESIST ME! "

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

ultrafilter posted:

It gets worse:

"Every secretary came onto me" sounds an awful lot like "I used my position to coerce them into bed"

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
“She might’ve been underaged, but I was in my 20s and had a position of power over them.”

:stare:

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Panda Express Welcomes Plant-Based Beyond The Original Orange Chicken Nationwide

Sick Headache posted:

I could be wrong, I believe I was told as a kid, that David used a Plant Base Chicken Nuggets when David Sling Shot and Murdered The Completely Goliath!
MAGA

Make America Gay Again!

HEY don’t forget Panda Express is still testing them Orange Chicken Strips, that look nothing like what pictures they used pre testing.

Remember the Award Ever Popular Orange Chicken Sandwich! They sold out like Hotcakes!

:stare:


Skwirl posted:

Their black and white coloration reminds him of miscegenation.

I think the ones in his story were albino penguins, making them the only white thing Lovecraft DIDN'T approve of.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Max not the idiot

https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1569635559223558145

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
I wonder how many of these totally not racist guys are now going to hate watch a film they almost certainly had no plans on watching before they found out a non-white actor was cast.

Good PR for Disney though, I completely forgot this film even existed.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol I remember when admitting to watching The Little Mermaid implied that you were gay

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

loving around and finding out:
https://twitter.com/PanzerThiefZer0/status/1569679262541815809

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Data Graham posted:

Lol I remember when admitting to watching The Little Mermaid implied that you were gay

I did have a thing for that yellow fish

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
Separate from what a loving vile idea that is, it's fun to imagine how absolutely dogshit that edit would look. Ariel's face sliding off and warping constantly as their racist upscaling algorithim struggles to keep whatever pornstar's face they are using in sync.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Screw that movie for casting Melissa McCarthy as Ursula when Lizzo would fit so much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RPriNshFDg

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Michael Mando AKA Michael Mammary amirite?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

ultrafilter posted:

It gets worse:


something about twitter makes old people love confessing publicly to the worst poo poo

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Data Graham posted:

Lol I remember when admitting to watching The Little Mermaid implied that you were gay

Lets be honest it still does

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Data Graham posted:

Lol I remember when admitting to watching The Little Mermaid implied that you were gay

Apparently my younger cousin got spanked and grounded when he was caught watching Powerpuff Girls because "I don't want you turning out gay"...which makes no sense. That show has hella punching! Explosions! Mutant evil monkeys! Demons!

This was made extra funny by the fact that my mom grumbled at me watching the exact same show, because "it's for boys". :shrug:

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
*watching the little mermaid's face shift from one approximation of a white face to another, grey moustaches briefly forming as eyebrows, a crow-footed eye as a mouth for a torturous moment, her hair an ever shifting mess of undercut-sideswept balding bangs*

perfect

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I remember reading a story, I think it was on here, ages ago, about a dad who thought his son buying Sailor Moon DVDs meant he was gay until the guy telling the story, who worked at the store, took the dad aside and pointed out, quote, "if those skirts were any shorter I'd have to ask him for ID". Homophobes are just scared of anything with girls in leading roles I guess

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.


TERFbrain is terminal in some cases, such as this.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

*watching the little mermaid's face shift from one approximation of a white face to another, grey moustaches briefly forming as eyebrows, a crow-footed eye as a mouth for a torturous moment, her hair an ever shifting mess of undercut-sideswept balding bangs*

perfect
Disney's crossover with the works of Lovecraft is pretty unexpected.

(Thinks about ol' Walt for a minute): Well, maybe not that unexpected.

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Neito posted:

TERFbrain is terminal in some cases, such as this.

makes a change them going after AFAB trans men, usually they just conveniently ignore their existence.

especially when they're on a single sex bathroom rant

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


mind the walrus posted:

The blind idiot god convinced that they're a prophet.


But I am a prophet...

Azathoth Prime has a new favorite as of 20:42 on Sep 13, 2022

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Some dudes just got nice titties and there's nothing wrong with that.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Drinkslinger posted:

He's already said "20-25"

So 25 then.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Dr. Stab posted:

Some dudes just got nice titties and there's nothing wrong with that.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

old bean factory posted:

I did have a thing for that yellow fish

A partner of mine once got a message from someone on one of the personals sites with this as his main profile picture:

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/0YQ9PGX.jpg :nws:

I have questions but I don't really want to know the answers

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Read After Burning posted:

Apparently my younger cousin got spanked and grounded when he was caught watching Powerpuff Girls because "I don't want you turning out gay"...which makes no sense. That show has hella punching! Explosions! Mutant evil monkeys! Demons!

This was made extra funny by the fact that my mom grumbled at me watching the exact same show, because "it's for boys". :shrug:

Powerpuff Girls even had an episode where they defeated their literally toxic (they were created in a prison toilet using armpit hair) male copies by kissing them on the cheek, causing them to explode out of fear of cooties.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Nacho is a trans symbol now.

Content: Something that's social media, but not an idiot.

Kaiju Cage Match has a new favorite as of 21:50 on Sep 13, 2022

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

uscpsc has been like that for ages, it's great.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

A partner of mine once got a message from someone on one of the personals sites with this as his main profile picture:

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/0YQ9PGX.jpg :nws:

I have questions but I don't really want to know the answers

Why does my brain tell me that the vape is the most disturbing part of this?

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

evobatman posted:

Why does my brain tell me that the vape is the most disturbing part of this?

just Hermes in my head shouting "THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS" every time I see it

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Do vapes even work underwater? I am too much of a square to know these things

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



OwlFancier posted:

uscpsc has been like that for ages, it's great.

Story I heard was they got their budget cut a while ago and sone clever person was like “yeah we don’t need ads just make stupid memes”.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Bad idea to get dodgy lithium batteries anywhere near water.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Now I need a USCPSC tweet with the vape fish and that text.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Won't the same AI they're using to whitewash The Little Mermaid also mean anyone could turn every single film or tv show out there into an all-black casting? Like this technology works both ways, and I don't think they'd be happy about it.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


"wokecels"

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Vib Rib posted:

Won't the same AI they're using to whitewash The Little Mermaid also mean anyone could turn every single film or tv show out there into an all-black casting? Like this technology works both ways, and I don't think they'd be happy about it.

I'm gonna use it to make every star wars character Italian and there's nothing you can do so stop me

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