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kimbo305 posted:Forgot this Tony Ferguson zen koan The caption of this doesn’t capture just how beautiful it is that he asks himself what his favorite ninja turtle is and then immediately answers it because he’s put a lot of thought into both the question and the answer.
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Every answer but Leonardo is the right answer.
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Sep 13, 2022 05:12
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Benson Cunningham posted:Every answer but Leonardo is the right answer. a child thrust into a position of responsibility he was in no way prepared for locked into a perpetual internal struggle between self actualisation and being a rock for his family? leonardo is nick diaz.
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Sep 13, 2022 05:53
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Raphael is the only Ninja Turtle to question the status quo. Leonardo carries on the old ways because they made him the leader and he's determined to maintain them, Donatello is the industrious turtle creating horrifying technologies out of personal fascination and will one day create Turtle Uber without ever pausing to wonder if he should, Michaelangelo is the satyr, the hedonist, relishing in the pleasures society foists upon him for his pro-authority heroics while never thinking further than his own forever-growling belly. Raphael is the only turtle to question Master Splinter. Raphael is the only turtle to say No. Raphael isn't just radical, he's a radical. the ufc still hasn't announced the co-main event for the card i'm writing please help me CarlCX fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Sep 13, 2022 |
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CarlCX posted:Raphael is the only Ninja Turtle to question the status quo. Leonardo carries on the old ways because they made him the leader and he's determined to maintain them, Donatello is the industrious turtle creating horrifying technologies out of personal fascination and will one day create Turtle Uber without ever pausing to wonder if he should, Michaelangelo is the satyr, the hedonist, relishing in the pleasures society foists upon him for his pro-authority heroics while never thinking further than his own forever-growling belly. you should be writing for money.
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Sep 13, 2022 06:20
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Kvlt! posted:itd have to be Jake, Logan cant do well in WWE let alone a combat sport Is this a joke? He did very well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHXmakQQrJo But yes it'd have to be Jake
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Sep 13, 2022 06:33
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Logan Paul is fine at the physical stuff but he's absolutely miserable at the promos and charisma part of wrestling.
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Sep 13, 2022 07:01
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I feel sad that I came to MMA too late to be truly immersed in the magic of Tony Ferguson
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Sep 13, 2022 07:59
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kimbo305 posted:Forgot this Tony Ferguson zen koan splinter is a rat and was the sensei to the turtles
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JOHN CENA posted:splinter is a rat and was the sensei to the turtles Yeah that's what he's saying he's a young turtle with lots to learn, adventures to have, fireplaces to fight. Please retire, Tony
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Sep 13, 2022 09:57
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It's definitely Leonardo or Michaelangelo. Rafael's the worse with his little pointy sais, gently caress outta here.
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Sep 13, 2022 10:56
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Only real freaks think Venus is the best. And I know which you think that she is.
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Sep 13, 2022 14:25
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For the record Tokka is the best turtle followed by Slash and Metalhead.
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Sep 13, 2022 14:27
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i picked up the new ninja turtles newish arcade style beat em up and i can say with some certainty that the best turtle isn't a turtle at all: april o'neil. has a job, doesn't stink like poo poo, and whips rear end. though the ninja turtles are easily the most successful terrapins so maybe i shouldn't judge their accomplishments of a human. which turtle would be the best at mma? i think they'd all do well despite carrying a lot of extra shell weight but my money is on raph
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They were trained in ninjitsu, which I don't believe anyone has ever used successfully in MMA
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Sep 13, 2022 17:57
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I'm afraid I have some bad news:
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CarlCX posted:I'm afraid I have some bad news: That’s a lot of titles for 0 and 6
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Sep 13, 2022 18:22
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Maybe he just fights in a league which is really kind with participation trophies
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Sep 13, 2022 18:26
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LobsterMobster posted:They were trained in ninjitsu, which I don't believe anyone has ever used successfully in MMA the floodlights and television cameras are the shadow's natural enemy.
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Sep 13, 2022 18:29
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Also all the caltrops that were confiscated at the Harley Davidson prep point
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Sep 13, 2022 18:35
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Ringo Roadagain posted:That’s a lot of titles for 0 and 6 He won at least 2 amateur titles, according to Tapology
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Sep 13, 2022 18:36
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LobsterMobster posted:They were trained in ninjitsu, which I don't believe anyone has ever used successfully in MMA Thugjitsu has proven to be more effective in MMA
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i have it on good authority that pettis the elder once "ran up the wall like a ninja" but he is probably banned from calling himself that because of a morality clause or something from uncle shenanigans. steve jennum called himself a practitioner of ninjitsu at ufc 3. he was (is?) also a cop, so he's definitely proficient at doing heinous crimes and not getting caught, so ill just say "sure, he's a ninja."
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Sep 13, 2022 19:14
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FishBowlRobot posted:Thugjitsu has proven to be more effective in MMA What is everyone's favorite Yves Edwards moment? While I really like all the times he had snacks at weigh ins, including offering his opponents treats during the face off, his "jump knee while actively defending a single leg" KO of Edson Berto is the raddest poo poo
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LobsterMobster posted:What is everyone's favorite Yves Edwards moment?  Almost twenty years old, still one of the best knockouts.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:It's definitely Leonardo or Michaelangelo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_6KMGB_Pkw
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Sep 13, 2022 23:21
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this was before the Guida fight, Raphael is a lot harder to KO now
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Sep 13, 2022 23:24
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i watched the first two movies hundreds of times as a kid but preferred the second one. watched them as an adult and the first one is a masterpiece and the second one has vanilla ice.
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Sep 14, 2022 00:04
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I'm pretty sure Raph nearly dying and Leo mourning him at that farm house made childhood me cry.
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Sep 14, 2022 00:11
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the end of the 2nd TMNT film with Super Shredder is a cautionary tale about PEDs and the dangers of juicing
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beep by grandpa posted:the end of the 2nd TMNT film with Super Shredder is a cautionary tale about PEDs and the dangers of juicing You become Kevin Nash and now make Jacknife weed varieties while retiring with millions?
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Sep 14, 2022 00:35
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Also proof that Kevin Nash can take a bump
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Sep 14, 2022 00:39
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kevin nash had a team of 4 handlers working around the clock to keep him away from any wooden structures he might pull down
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https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1452351769246322693?t=uEAZL1SYPCMYFnJ9s7OSOg&s=19 The worst crime here is what he did to his glorious mane and beard.
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Mekchu posted:Also proof that Kevin Nash can take a bump and now you too can take a bump with BLUECHEW™ (I listen to too much Kliq this and now just associate Kevin Nash with BLUECHEW™
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wtf is Kevin Nash checked https://www.tapology.com/ and he's not there must be slow mma news day
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Do not get caught up in the rat race.
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Fozzy The Bear posted:wtf is Kevin Nash get used to it. this is the new world order
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LobsterMobster posted:What is everyone's favorite Yves Edwards moment? His knockout of Jeremy Stephens. For one, it's an impossibly elegant KO. He ducks under Stephen's insane haymaker and just pops him right in the jaw. It's beautiful. For a second, in context it's even more impressive. Stephens was never really top tier, but he had a habit of making really good fighters fight very awkwardly because they didn't want to end up on the wrong end of his limited but very powerful striking. Stephens was coming off two guys (Cerrone and Pettis) cautiously outpointing him. They clearly beat him, but didn't look great doing so. Then Edwards comes along, knocks him out in the first two minutes and makes it look loving easy. amazing KO. Unperson_47 posted:I feel sad that I came to MMA too late to be truly immersed in the magic of Tony Ferguson Go back and watch all his fights. There's one dull fight in the whole bunch, which is an insane ratio. Also, he fought RDA at altitude at full speed in Mexico city for five rounds and neither was tired at the end. It might be the single most impressive athletic feet in UFC history.
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