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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1522255094611386368

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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1522373083809689601?t=QzLr56P12Q6q9k4wX-L7dA&s=19

:holymoley:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


How to make strawberry boba

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lol

Cat Ass Trophy
Jul 24, 2007
I can do twice the work in half the time
Today's Onion home page is pretty much the gold standard.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Cat rear end Trophy posted:

Today's Onion home page is pretty much the gold standard.

Definitely my least favorite Onion story though

Jokymi
Jan 31, 2003

Sweet Sassy Molassy
Goodnight, Sweet Prince: Use The Sliders To Scatter Colin Jost’s Ashes At SeaWorld

quote:

A Poem For Colin

Crying

Over

Lost

Intelligent

Neat guy



Just

Olways

Smiling

Top-notch!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
https://clickhole.com/4-classic-jughead-moments-that-contradict-the-central-tenets-of-bushido/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmbo

also as usual, i hope that clicking weird tags will lead me somewhere but alas :(
https://clickhole.com/tag/betraying-oda-nobunaga-at-honno-ji/

now that i think about it, clickhole is the only site i actually do click tags on lol

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The first couple months clickhole existed there was a fun metajoke where the tags on every article were 100% unique to that article, except "wow," which every single article was tagged with.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Carthag Tuek posted:

lmbo

also as usual, i hope that clicking weird tags will lead me somewhere but alas :(
https://clickhole.com/tag/betraying-oda-nobunaga-at-honno-ji/

now that i think about it, clickhole is the only site i actually do click tags on lol

Same here, my friend.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Baron von Eevl posted:

The first couple months clickhole existed there was a fun metajoke where the tags on every article were 100% unique to that article, except "wow," which every single article was tagged with.

Are they not still?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
No, sadly. That Jughead article, for example, has the tag "hamburgers," which it shares with 3 other articles.

https://clickhole.com/tag/hamburgers/

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1531682016726507523

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy
epicly pwned :owned: :w00t: :supaburn:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1532950275916541953

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540414069269823488

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540414530567770112

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540414841139200002

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540415014519148545

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540415258732515328

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540415574211272706

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540415861936242688

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540416006882983936

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540416170226077696

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1540416460169912322

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-centrists-stubbornly-double-down-on-claim-that-1849106211

They have so many of these ready.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

These don't quite work, at least half of these would be 6-3 decisions

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Medenmath posted:

These don't quite work, at least half of these would be 6-3 decisions

Where it isn't a 7-2, yes.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1552734403054411781

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/1562588255316738048

Hey, wait a second...

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1564293040734408704

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmao that comes from a place of truth

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Ouch

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
A little too close to home, that one.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1567908064220569600

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Well good thing they waited.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://clickhole.com/i-maybe-be-died-but-my-legacty-will-live-on-insode-computetr/

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/GolfTime58/status/1567908394635255809

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1567939596729688066?cxt=HHwWhIC9xbCwuMIrAAAA

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

ahahaha

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


And to think there were some people thinking the Onion had lost its edge.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I'm 100 percent sure they really have had that ready for years.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ragnar34 posted:

I'm 100 percent sure they really have had that ready for years.

if not, they would be only news organization in the western world that didnt

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This is like Lawnmower Man meets Her.

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug
Fantastic category of articles: https://clickhole.com/tag/a-man-wit...perior-at-work/

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug
also My Name Is Harrance Treft And I Invented A New Kind Of Good & Plenty For Cattle. Would You Care To Try One?

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Jokymi
Jan 31, 2003

Sweet Sassy Molassy
Man, did Clickhole hire a new crop of writers? I feel like they've been on a roll lately.

Disappointing: This ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Superfan Left 4 Turtles In The Sewer, And While They Did Mutate, Learn Martial Arts, And Befriend A Large Rat, They Are Ambivalent Towards Pizza And Speak Like Southern Dandies

quote:

“Heavens, pizza in this Northern heat? Why, a mint julep would make this Ninja Turtle as happy as a hog in a wallow, far more than pizza would. I must be the most parched crime-fighting turtle this side of the Mason-Dixon, if I do say so myself!”

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