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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
what the gently caress

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


LifeSunDeath posted:

what the gently caress

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
do it with apple pie, why not other fruitish things.

RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie



AARD VARKMAN posted:

yearly reminder that i still eat bananas with american cheese whenever possible

For the new page.

What the gently caress.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbdUkcYo5o

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

see, it's legal.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i bought some pears that look like apples and the copy on the box instructs me to eat it with cheese.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
we only thought mr. rogers escaped cancellation

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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mandatory lesbian posted:

Hillbilly Holler is a great name i want to drink that

Word-for-word what I was thinking, scrolling down to see that was like an echo of my brain got posted

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




If the Republicans had gone after him for this instead, he'd be long gone

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




As an additional point of interest, you assemble the raw burg patty and the bread into an open sandwich unit before frying them up for this one

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Glory to Gästgivarsmörgas the All-Seeing

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


meal planning tip

https://twitter.com/the_binp/status/1569747536927248385

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Just eat nutella out of the jar with a spoon like a normal person.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

eat the last olive and tilt that juice down the hatch.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Calling it "Real Dr." is just taunting the Food and Drug Administration.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

uber_stoat posted:

eat the last olive and tilt that juice down the hatch.

Hell yeah, love a dirty martini hold the martini

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This is like the bogeyman of pies, parents use the idea of it as a way to scare their children into behaving

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Captain Hygiene posted:

This is like the bogeyman of pies, parents use the idea of it as a way to scare their children into behaving

"send you to bed without supper? you should be so lucky!" *busts out the circus peanut pie*

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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That's a nice pie

For a clown to eat.

At the circus.

Idiot.

BattyKiara
Mar 17, 2009
Why are the peanuts still in their shells? Why would you decorate with peanuts still in their shells?

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
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Captain Hygiene posted:


As an additional point of interest, you assemble the raw burg patty and the bread into an open sandwich unit before frying them up for this one

What's going on with the top of this thing?

The idea of 70s swedish recipe cards opens a whole new realm of bad food possibilities.

Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Stephen King does desert.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BattyKiara posted:

Why are the peanuts still in their shells? Why would you decorate with peanuts still in their shells?

those are circus peanuts



for the unaware they are, for some reason, Fake Banana flavored

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



hallo spacedog posted:

What's going on with the top of this thing?

The idea of 70s swedish recipe cards opens a whole new realm of bad food possibilities.

It's anchovies, presumably to deter other people from stealing your open-face fried egg burger

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's anchovies, presumably to deter other people from stealing your open-face fried egg burger

I admire the weird eye/vagina effect it gives the egg

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

those are circus peanuts



for the unaware they are, for some reason, Fake Banana flavored

My weird-rear end neighbor used to always give these to the neighborhood kids. The color and taste of circus peanut reminds me of him.

Which also makes me want weed, because now that I'm grown up he gives me that instead of circus peanuts

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

What a neighbor

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

The only person I've ever known to legitimately like Circus Peanuts was my mean grandma. Just an all around unpleasant woman, right to the end. Died literally during the Super Bowl one year. Mid-game. Chargers vs 49ers, whenever that was

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



mandatory lesbian posted:

Hell yeah, love a dirty martini hold the martini

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

AARD VARKMAN posted:

those are circus peanuts



for the unaware they are, for some reason, Fake Banana flavored

Wait circus peanuts are just foam bananas what the gently caress?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Circus peanuts are trash and humanity would be better off if they had nev-

quote:

Circus peanuts led to the creation of Lucky Charms in 1964 when a General Mills employee chopped pieces into a bowl of Cheerios.[4]

God bless the foam bananas. :911:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

OwlFancier posted:

Wait circus peanuts are just foam bananas what the gently caress?

They are a bizarre throwback and now only sold in gas stations in the "weird/offbrand" candy aisle. I'm sure your country has something similar

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm actually wondering when they'd resurrect the chewing gum I had as a child, it was hard and brittle so every gum stick would stab your mouth as you chewed.
They reissued the classic flavours some years ago but not that texture.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

AARD VARKMAN posted:

They are a bizarre throwback and now only sold in gas stations in the "weird/offbrand" candy aisle. I'm sure your country has something similar

Yes they're literally called foam bananas and I love the little bastards. They are sometimes hard to find but yeah store brand sweets often have them and barratt still make them I think (as they do lots of childhood sweets)

I just always had assumed circus peanuts were like, actual peanuts.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

They are a bizarre throwback and now only sold in gas stations in the "weird/offbrand" candy aisle. I'm sure your country has something similar

I ate some at the actual circus in 1996 and I've been chasing that high ever since.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

gently caress now I have to go to home bargains and buy half their weird offbrand candy aisle again.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


People attack perfectly mediocre Candy Corn while vile poo poo like Circus Peanuts flies under the radar.

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I think we can all agree that Necco wafers are the worst candy.

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