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Cidrick posted:https://twitter.com/LiamCullagh/status/1570187990806437888?s=20&t=cN4pHRaBIWkAVHGEjfyI6w lol I was worried when I saw the bullets in the gun until I saw this response https://twitter.com/jtcantstoprockn/status/1570482157319081984?s=20&t=wsCtDtS84FzcLBssevwQyA
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Those are 11kv dad! You idiot! Look at the insulators you dolt!!!
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/business/status/1570375034186645507 Nothing to do with this thread or any joke, but as a product designer, fuuuuuuuccccckkkk 
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Figma balls
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Here's some wholesome to take away from all the Little Mermaid racism nastiness. https://twitter.com/normanination4/status/1569091173305974785?cxt=HHwWgoDU0fqGxMYrAAAA
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https://twitter.com/TheLostOgle/status/1570474377300393984 Here's a stock tip: go all in on sex arses
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a coworker of mine claimed that a black little mermaid was appropriating polish culture or something. lots of  moments with that guye: https://twitter.com/AndieIsOnline/status/1570055900487995392?s=20&t=15SCa5RA6OI7Lcyzyn5eDg
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https://twitter.com/_shesdarkskiin/status/1570215621907943426Rainbow Knight posted:a coworker of mine claimed that a black little mermaid was appropriating polish culture or something. lots of Oh yeah, I've seen that a lot. "Hans Christian Andersen was Danish, so the mermaid MUST be white  ", as well as "BUT HOW ARE LITTLE REDHEAD KIDS GONNA FEEL ABOUT THIS?!" and Ben Shapiro/Matt Walsh's latest:Newsweek posted:"With The Little Mermaid, can we just mention that, from a scientific perspective, it doesn't make a lot of sense to have someone with darker skin who lives deep in the ocean," Walsh said. "If anything, not only should The Little Mermaid be pale, she should actually be translucent," he said, adding that if you "look at deep sea creatures they're like translucent. They have no kind of pigmentation whatsoever." Which leads me to this: https://twitter.com/MaryLTrump/status/1570246918491766784?cxt=HHwWgIDUpZfQ0corAAAA Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 21:21 on Sep 15, 2022 |
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I was just reminded of this, and it's now in my Twitter hall of fame. https://twitter.com/dannydevito/status/308104521538740224
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/lilnasx/status/1570489062385135617?s=46&t=7qT0l7QNcK5-mmzPCBOvrA I'm glad the President is looking out for bottoms 
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hoping for a lil nas x gets a second joke 2023
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ELTON JOHN posted:what's steve jobs not much what's Steve Jobs with you
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tbh if this is what they were actually doing I'd fly to Britain to see it
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There's a Stardew Valley mod for that! (I assume)
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:https://twitter.com/Third_Nut/status/1570527626217009153?s=20&t=ljAYIY7Fq92BaK8CaSuJrQ oh phew I was worried for a minute there
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Trapick posted:There's a Stardew Valley mod for that!
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Trapick posted:There's a Stardew Valley mod for that!  This is just Stardew Valley vanilla, no mods.
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nearly every culture having some great epic about the pain of war and trauma and the deep wounds it leaves even on the victors' minds and souls? Uh they never had Lu Bu look at the reader and go 'I'm Lu Bu and I've got PTSD' so clearly these people are making it up.
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we all have had that level of insanely dumbass thought that after one second's consideration we discard, unfortunately twitter doesn't work that way. the lesson is, never post. sad!
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:we all have had that level of insanely dumbass thought that after one second's consideration we discard, unfortunately twitter doesn't work that way. the lesson is, never post. sad! wrong, the lesson is always be posting, live perfectly balanced in the moment of hitting "send", your post history is illusion, the future unknowable, ignore the falsehoods of "receipts" and "consistency of viewpoint", post like a stick in a stream, flowing where the current takes you
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:we all have had that level of insanely dumbass thought that after one second's consideration we discard, unfortunately twitter doesn't work that way. the lesson is, never post. sad! I heard someone recently say that Twitter is usually just what people used to describe as “talking” where you’d just be in a bar spouting off bullshit to think out loud and/or bounce stuff off other people. Now though every word lives forever and people read it tonally as an assertion that you’d stand behind 100%. Makes sense so I try to give people the benefit of the doubt.
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Pandaal posted:Makes sense so I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. How is that any fun
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:insanely dumbass thought that after one second's consideration we discard Wait, discard?
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